Peas in a Podcast/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: This is amazing! People have already downloaded my podcast over two thousand times! The Huffington Post even put it on there "[SCOFF] oh, your not listening to this?" list!

Bart: Wait wait. A podcast finally got people to listen to Lisa? That means I need to start one!

Krusty: ...at which point Jerry Seinfeld and I fought over the deli tray in the green room. Needless to say, one of us was never allowed back on "The Tonight Show." Ha! I really rambled on with that story. What was your question again?

Sideshow Mel: "Hello."

Homer: Okay! Time to get my show on the air. Springfield has been deprived of my ranting and raving for far too long! Wait. Where does this cord go? And I need another password to log in to myTunes? What the heck is an MP3? [GRRR]... stupid technology!

Lisa: It's been absolutely fantastic! Thanks to our show, people actually like me! Ira Glass even favorited one of my retweets! And now that I have an avenue for all my interests, I've started another podcast about jazz and another about my favorite fonts. Ooooh! I should do one on vegetarian cooking!

Moe: That's great, Lisa. Real great... but what about me? I'm still stuck in here! You gotta focus! I need ya to crack the case!

Lisa: Oh, don't worry. Moe. Our show won't be ending any time soon.

Kent Brockman: The ratings are in for Springfield's recent podcast boom... ...and no one is listening! That's right! No one in Springfield has listened to a single episode of any of these pointless, self-indulgent shows. Of the thousands of hours of shows available, we have collectively only listened to about twelve minutes. Ha! Take that, new media!

Comic Book Guy: I was so busy recording and doing guest spots that I didn't have time to listen to anything!

Helen Lovejoy: There are just too many shows!