Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes
Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.
Rules
- You can only nominate once a month.
- The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
How to nominate
Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}
The episodes don't need square brackets.
Nominations
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
- "Which one of you is the mailman?"
- ―Grampa (staring at Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II)[src]
JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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"Team Homer"
- "You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"
- ―Moe Syzlak[src]
JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"
- "Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."
- ―Jasper Beardley[src]
JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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"Burns' Heir"
- "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably.
The lesson is, never try." - ―Homer Simpson[src]
JThomas (talk) 09:52, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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"Lisa on Ice"
- "Me fail English? That's unpossible."
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
JThomas (talk) 10:02, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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"Little Big Girl"
- "The Simpsons have never married or even shook hands with anyone interesting. In a world of 31 flavors, we’re the cup of water they rinse the scoops in. Grampa out."
- ―Abraham Simpson[src]
- A nice quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 11:30, December 16, 2014 (EST)
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"Sideshow Bob Roberts"
- "Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?"
- ―Sideshow Bob[src]
- A good quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 11:30, December 16, 2014 (EST)