Grade F Meat
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Grade F Meat
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Food/Drink Information
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Grade F Meat is a food that appears in the "Nightmare Cafeteria" mini-story of "Treehouse of Horror V". Grade F Meat is composed of "mostly circus animals" and "some filler", as stated on the box.
History
Lunchlady Doris complained to Principal Skinner that she was reduced to serving Grade F Meat in the Springfield Elementary School cafeteria due to budget cutbacks. Skinner had already noticed that the detention area was dangerously overcrowded, and when Doris complained about the Grade F Meat, Skinner wondered if there was a common solution to both of their problems. Just after that, Jimbo Jones spilled stew on himself. Skinner took a taste of the Jimbo/stew combination, found it delicious, and then realized he had hit on the common solution: serving the detention students as food in the cafeteria.
After that, the faculty and staff of Springfield Elementary hatched a scheme where virtually any student offense resulted in the students' being sent to detention, after which they were served as food and their absence explained away by saying that they were in "permanent detention". The scheme began with Jimbo (who was served as "Sloppy Jimbo"), continued with Üter Zorker ("Üterbraten"), and escalated until the few students remaining were all merged into one class. The last survivors were Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Wendell Borton and Ralph Wiggum. When Wendell dropped a pencil and Mrs. Krabappel gleefully sent him to detention, Milhouse suggested that he and Bart and Lisa try to escape. The trio succeeded in sneaking out of the room, but were quickly caught and "gooified" in a giant food processor. In the end, it was revealed that the whole story was Bart's nightmare.
Deleted scenes
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- After Skinner tasted the stew that spilled on Jimbo, Lunchlady Doris did as well.
- According to the DVD commentary, a scene that was written, but not used, had Sherri and Terri being served for lunch as "Terri-yaki with Sherri Sauce".