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Southern Cracker

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Southern Cracker
Southern Cracker.png
Location Information
Use: Cracker factory
Owner: Cracker executive

Southern Cracker (the Dryyyyyy Cracker) is a cracker brand in Springfield owned by Luann Van Houten's father.

History

It was once the number one cracker brand in town, until the company's managerial duties were handed over to Luann's husband Kirk, who sunk it to sixth in a tie with Table Time and Allied Biscuit. The Southern Cracker factory has an enormous room where it stores the salt necessary to make its crackers, as well as an entire silo where it stores salt. Kirk once took his son Milhouse on a tour of the factory. Southern Cracker is adamant about their "happy family" appeal, having to fire Kirk when he and Luann divorced.

Appearances