Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes
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Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.
Rules
- You can only nominate once a month.
- The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
How to nominate
Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}
The episodes don't need square brackets.
Nominations
"Home Away From Homer"
- "This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie."
- ―Ned Flanders[src]
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- Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
- Ditto. --Will k (Talk ~ Contributions) 23:14, 7 September 2011 (EDT)
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"The PTA Disbands"
- "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
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"Skinner's Sense of Snow"
- "Great job, Nibbles! Now chew through my ball-sack!"
- ―Seymour Skinner[src]
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- Really needs the context in order to be funny. Doesn't stand up on its own. -- Mythigator 12:52, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
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"Burns' Heir"
- "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (5)
- I love this quote! --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 09:22, 3 April 2012 (EDT)
- Pretty good. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 03:27, 4 April 2012 (EDT)
- Meh. It's the only quote on here that's funny enough to get my vote. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 12:44, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
- Classic Homer quote. -- Mythigator 12:51, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
- --Effluvium 12:55, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
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"A Star is Burns"
- "I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."
- ―Waylon Smithers
- "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
- ―Mr. Burns[src]
Support (2)
- Heh. :) --Wk (talk) 01:20, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
- Nice. The dialogue is funny on its own. -- Mythigator 12:53, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
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"Lisa the Beauty Queen"
- "[Hairdresser turns on flame to style Lisa's hair] Err... isn't this dangerous?"
- ―Lisa
- "Don't worry, I am well protected."
- ―Hairdresser[src]
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- It doesn't seem as good when written out, but the joke was that Lisa asked if it was safe using a flame, and the hairdresser said he was well protected, but didn't say anything about Lisa's safety. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 13:08, 8 April 2012 (EDT)