Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

Past Nominations: 1

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

"Home Away From Homer"

"This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie."

―Ned Flanders

Neutral (2)

1. Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
2. Ditto. --Will k (Talk ~ Contributions) 23:14, 7 September 2011 (EDT)

"The PTA Disbands"

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

―Homer Simpson

"Skinner's Sense of Snow"

"Great job, Nibbles! Now chew through my ball-sack!"

―Seymour Skinner

Oppose (1)

1. Really needs the context in order to be funny. Doesn't stand up on its own. -- Mythigator 12:52, 7 April 2012 (EDT)

"Burns' Heir"

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

―Homer Simpson

Support (5)

1. I love this quote! --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 09:22, 3 April 2012 (EDT)
2. Pretty good. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 03:27, 4 April 2012 (EDT)
3. Meh. It's the only quote on here that's funny enough to get my vote. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 12:44, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
4. Classic Homer quote. -- Mythigator 12:51, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
5. --Effluvium 12:55, 7 April 2012 (EDT)

"A Star is Burns"

"I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."

―Waylon Smithers

"I ought to club them and eat their bones!"

―Mr. Burns

Support (2)

1. Heh. :) --Wk (talk) 01:20, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
2. Nice. The dialogue is funny on its own. -- Mythigator 12:53, 7 April 2012 (EDT)

Neutral (1)

1. I don't feel it. --Fred (Talk • Contribs.) 21:57, 3 April 2012 (EDT)

"Lisa the Beauty Queen"

"[Hairdresser turns on flame to style Lisa's hair] Err... isn't this dangerous?"

―Lisa

"Don't worry, I am well protected."

―Hairdresser

Comments

• It doesn't seem as good when written out, but the joke was that Lisa asked if it was safe using a flame, and the hairdresser said he was well protected, but didn't say anything about Lisa's safety. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 13:08, 8 April 2012 (EDT)