| Claus-Et Homemaker
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Claus-Et Homemaker is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update. It requires Mrs. Kodos Claus to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Mrs. Kodos Claus' exclamation mark
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Our invasion will only triumph if we fool the humans into thinking we are Santa and his wife.
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Must I really wear this disguise? The dress is uncomfortable and does NOT flatter my ovipositor.
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What is there to flatter?
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Joking! Please, Kodos, put away the laser blaster.
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Relax. I'm going to use it to bake some cookies. And THEN your gluteiods.
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Bake Christmas Cookies". The job takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Mrs. Kodos Claus' exclamation mark
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My cookies were a giant triumph.
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For who, dentists? I broke 3 fangs on them.
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Fine, I accept defeat in the realm of baking. This homemaking magazine, however, states that cleaning the house is a way to assert your superiority over visitors.
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I shall assert my superiority!
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Attempt to Clean". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Mrs. Kodos Claus' exclamation mark
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I tried to clean, but I was unable to master the human technology known as "vacuum cleaner".
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In carpet mode it set fire to the carpets and in floor mode it scratched the floor.
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You must persevere. You must perfectly imitate a human housewife!
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Then I shall start by getting drunk in the afternoon.
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Task: "Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Drink Martinis". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 4 hours.
If Santa Kang is owned: Task: "Make Santa Kang Attempt to Sober Up Kodos". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Mrs. Kodos Claus' exclamation mark
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Why didn't I think of this before? I'm pretending to be married to an important businessman -- Santa Claus.
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I'll just hire a maid and have her do all the work.
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Domestic servants?! I'm not made of money.
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You won't be made of anything if you don't do this.
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Task: "Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Interview Servants". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 60 minutes.
If Santa Kang is owned: Task: "Make Kang Work Overtime". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Mrs. Kodos Claus' exclamation mark
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Kodos, this house looks fantastic. What a wonderful homemaker you've become!
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It's really all thanks to our new maid, Shauna. You just have to know how to motivate her!
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I let her and her boyfriend steal from our liquor cabinet. No harm, no foul.
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Now, let's celebrate the holidays! I decorated the house festively, with streamers, stars, and human skulls.
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Ooh, there's Shauna's. Nice.
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| Task: "Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Celebrate Human Holidays". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Fireplace and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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