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Revision as of 11:03, October 11, 2020
Act 1 Gameplay
An Early Christmas Present
After the user logs in on November 29th:
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We got a special early Christmas surprise for you, Maggie!
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*suck* *suck*
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It's the best kind of present! One that will monitor your behavior and report back to Santa.
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You get to live in your own adorable little surveillance state with... the Gnome in Your Home!
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*suck* *suck*
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Task: Place the Gnome in Your Home Box
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We'll leave the Gnome in Your Home right next to your crib, so he can spy on every widdle thing you does!
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And don't worry, he never goes to sleep! All he ever does is watch.
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Watch, and judge. Don't forget the judging.
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*suck* *suck*
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...
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Quest reward: Gnome Box, 100 and 10
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Yule Love It!
Yule Love It! (1st Part)
After completing An Early Christmas Present:
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Bad news, Lis. I just checked the Bible, and apparently Buddhists like you don't get Christmas presents.
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Technically, I'm supposed to stone you to death. But since you're my sister, I'm gonna let that slide.
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It doesn't say that in the Bible!
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Well, I'm PRETTY sure it doesn't say that. Only nutjobs actually read the thing.
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But regardless, most Christmas traditions have Pagan origins.
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Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p...
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Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate?
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Task: Make Lisa Explain the Origins of Christmas (6s, Springfield Library or Brown House) Task: Make Springfielders Learn About Christmas[x5] (6s, Springfield Library or Brown House)
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We actually have no idea what day Jesus was born on. Early Christians just co-opted traditional celebrations of the Winter Solstice.
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But every kid, Jesus included, deserves a birthday party, so what's the harm?
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But Pagans worship goats and demons and horrible monsters like Mother Earth!
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"Pagan" just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary!
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In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun!
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System Message
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Will the Pagan Winter Carnival spell trouble for Ned and Lovejoy? Find out this Sunday at 8/7C on FOX!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Yule Love It! Pt. 2
After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 1:
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Is it true, sweetie? Are we having a Bacon Winter Carnival?
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"Pagan." Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid.
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Don't mock my religious beliefs!
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You don't see me forcing my Baconist teachings on Pagans, do you?
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No. You've been very open-minded about that. Great job.
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Task: Place the Pagan Winter Carnival Sign Task: Make Homer Get Ready for Bacon (6s, Simpson House)
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Nice sign, sweetie!
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Thanks. You going to put one up for your Bacon Festival?
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You don't advertise a Bacon Party. Then you'd have to share your bacon, silly!
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Which goes against EVERYTHING I believe in.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Yule Love It! Pt. 3
After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 2:
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Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!
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It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.
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Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.
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Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs--
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Catnip's a herb! And it grows at ma farm. I have some right here. I'll just hold up a large quantity in ma unprotected hands, and--
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Task: Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm Task: Make Cletus Struggle in a Cat Fight (6s, Cletus's Farm)
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Dangit! These cats are after my catnip like it was catnip!
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I guess there is a certain logic there.
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Catnip works as well as any other offering to the gods. But we'll need lots more!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Yule Love It! Pt. 4
After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 3:
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I think the gods are bored with our offerings. I prayed about my enemies, and not a single one has been struck dead!
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Willie's got an offering any god with half a brain would love -- a wee statue of Willie. Carved it myself.
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It's... disturbing.
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Yeah, well maybe that's what the artist was GOING for.
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Task: Make Willie Carve More Selfies (6s, Willie's Shack)
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Willie, what do you carve these out of?
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Clay art projects I swipe from the school kiln. Saves yer parents the trouble of tossing them later.
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That's stealing! And F.Y.I., our parents LOVE when we bring home art!
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Step one: pretend you love the art. Step two: wait until child forgets about the art, and toss. Repeat until college.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Springfield Henge
Springfield Henge Pt. 1
After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 4:
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Now we need a suitable place where we can make our offerings.
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How about two rings of massive standing stones -- a henge, if you will -- supporting lintels.
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We'll call these formations "trilithons."
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You're describing Stonehenge.
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Am not! Anyway, I had the idea first!
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Stonehenge is five thousand years old.
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And Willie thought of it five thousand-and-one years ago! Ask anyone!
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Task: Build Springfield Henge Task: Hand in an Offering
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Springfield Henge is complete! And no one was crushed to death building it.
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Except Moleman, but, you know, par for the course.
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Let's keep collecting more and making offerings!
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System Message
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You can now send more Pagans to collect Catnip and Carved Figurines!
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Springfield Henge Pt. 2
After completing Springfield Henge Pt. 1:
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Task: Make Pagans Collect Catnip [x4] Task: Make Pagans Collect Carved Figurines [x4]
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System Message
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Keep handing in Offerings at Springfield Henge to unlock the daily gift!
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Springfield Henge Pt. 3
After completing Springfield Henge Pt. 2:
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Task: Unlock a Daily Gift
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System Message
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Well done! Now keep collecting resources and exchanging them at Springfield Henge. There's one godly gift per day to unlock!
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Gnome Alone
Gnome Alone Pt. 1
After starting a Currency Earning Job:
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*suck* *suck*
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*suck* *suck*
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*suck* *suck*
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System Message
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Thanks for the explanation, Maggie! Use the Gnome Radar to find the Gnome in Springfield. When you tap him he'll run away.
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System Message
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Repeatedly tap the Gnome to make him drop lots of loot. Guilt Dust allows you to upgrade the Gnome Box and increase the loot you get from the Gnome!
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Task: Put the Gnome Back In His Box Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box
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*suck* *suck*
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*suck* *suck*
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System Message
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That's right, Maggie! The Gnome will be trapped in his box for the next 4 hours. Catch him again later to get some more loot!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Gnome Alone Pt. 2
After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 1:
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Good glayvin! I've made a shocking discovery!
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It's a previously-unknown method by which we can force you to visit alternate Springfields!
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Your friends' towns are being overrun by Gnomes in Your Home! And only you can stop them, Skyfinger!
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*suck* *suck*
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System Message
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Find the Gnome in your friends' town and put him back into his box. You can help one friend a day!
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Task: Catch the Gnome in a Friend's Town
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By Hoyven, you did it!
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Keep Sky-Fingering until they're all gone!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Gnome Alone Pt. 3
After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 2:
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Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box [x5] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Gnome Alone Pt. 4
After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 3:
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Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box [x10 Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Gnome Alone Pt. 5
After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 4:
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Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Daily Social Gnome
After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 2, auto starts once a Gnome is tappable in friend towns:
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Task: Catch the Gnome in a Friend's Town Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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A Pagan Paradise
A Pagan Paradise Pt. 1
After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 2:
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Okay, we've built Springfield Henge but will it be enough to bring the Pagans?
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I see the answer is "yes."
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We probably could have drawn that suspense out a little, but... yippee, I guess!
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System Message
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Tap Pagans in your town to collect their tributes!
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Task: Tap Pagans [x5]
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The Carnival is proving to be a success, and any other town would leave well enough alone. But this is Springfield. Keep building!
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2
After completing A Pagan Paradise Pt. 1:
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System Message
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You can now tap Pagans in other Springfields!
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Task: Tap Pagans in a Friend's Town [x3] Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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A Pagan Paradise Pt. 3
24 hours after completing A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2:
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System Message
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Get your Pagans of the Multiverse Membership now and earn double rewards for tapping Pagans in a friend's town!
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If the item is purchased:
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System Message
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Congratulations on your purchase of the Pagans of the Multiverse Membership. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Pagans in a friend's town!
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Logging In
After completing A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2:
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The Carnival is going so well, but we need more Pagan-themed attractions.
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I'm talking a Guess-Your-Deity Booth, Tilt-a-Wodin, Heathen Hayride, Goddess Kissing Booth, you name it.
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And, of course, Skee Ball. Because EVERYBODY likes Skee Ball.
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If we're gonna build all that, we need a Lumber Mill!
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Task: Build the Lumber Mill Task: Craft a Carnival Banner
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Now let's turn an entire forest into lumber, so we can properly celebrate Mother Nature!
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Yule Love It! (2nd Part)
Yule Love It! Pt. 5
After completing Logging In and the user logs in on December 9th:
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Pagans! Pagans Everywhere! Worshipping rocks! Wearing horns! Holding female gods in equal reverence to male!
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SOMEONE'S GOT TO STOP THEM!
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Easy, Ned. No one said religious freedom was a good idea, but it's the law of the land.
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Sing with me, Reverend, won't you? A couple carols to remind them of the glory of Christmas?
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We'll sing the one about the guy banging a drum next to a sleeping newborn. That always gets 'em!
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Task: Make Ned Sing Carols (4h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Make Lovejoy Sing Carols (4h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Make Springfielders Attend the Pagan Carnival [x6] (4h, Town Hall)
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It's time to admit it, Ned. We're beat.
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How can we compete against a religion with such strong cosplay elements?
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This isn't over...
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System Message
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What stratagems will the Anti-Pagans devise to disrupt the festivities? Find out on December 18th!
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System Message
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Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Act 2 Gameplay
Act 1 completed
Like A B.O.S
After completing A Pagan Paradise Pt. 1 and the user logs in on December 18th:
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I think we need to mix up our offerings to the gods. I was thinking we could start collecting milk...
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Milk? MILK? I'm not going ta give a bunch of raving, bloodthirsty Pagan gods milk.
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At least it's historically accurate.
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So's dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.
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Inside this book, first published by an English dude in the 1950s, we will find the most ancient secrets of Pagan magic.
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If Willie's going Pagan, Willie's going FULL Pagan.
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Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library Task: Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section (6s, Springfield Library)
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This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.
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So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols...
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Willie... you CAN read, right?
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Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Happy Meal
After unlocking :
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All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute.
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Now THAT'S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn't forgive nobody nothing.
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Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn't involve gruesome acts of violence?
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I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don't know the difference.
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Stupid old gods. What rubes.
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Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers (6s, Moe's Tavern Quest reward: Satyr Willie
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Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty.
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Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Act 1 not completed
Yule Love It! Pt. 3
After the user logs in on December 18th if Yule Love It! Pt. 3 wasn't triggered on Act 1:
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Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!
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It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.
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Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.
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Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs, or grain--
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Oh, happy day! We're to run around collecting grain? What a fun update this will be!
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At least it's historically accurate.
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...So's dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.
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If Willie's going Pagan, Willie's going FULL Pagan.
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Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library Task: Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section (6s, Springfield Library)
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This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.
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So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols...
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Willie... you CAN read, right?
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Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Yule Love It! Pt. 4
After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 3:
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All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute.
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Now THAT'S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn't forgive nobody nothing.
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Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn't involve gruesome acts of violence?
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I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don't know the difference.
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Stupid old gods. What rubes.
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Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers (6s, Moe's Tavern Quest reward: Satyr Willie
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Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty.
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Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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I Willie Follow You Into the Dark
I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 1
After completing A Happy Meal or Act 2's Yule Love It! Pt. 4:
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My Christian friends, I have identified the leader of the Pagan heathens!
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Actually, "Heathenism" is just one branch of Paganism... you don't care, do you?
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I really don't! The first step to defeating my religious enemy is to not understand him!
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Willie! Willie is their leader! He's trying to found a Satanic cult!
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Satanism has nothing to do with... ugh. Fine. Go nuts. Do what you want.
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Let's see how these made up religions fare against the proven, scientific power of holy water!
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Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Prepare 50 Gallons of Holy Water (12h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Make the Anti-Pagans Spray Satyr Willie [x3] (1h, Willie's Shack) Task: Make Satyr Willie Get Sprayed (1h, Willie's Shack)
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Augh! Holy water! I'm melting!
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It worked!
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I'm only joking, ya daft man. Seriously, thanks fer the shower. This shack has no water, and goatskin chaps are not the most odor-resistant garment.
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 2
After completing I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 1:
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Gather 'round, me minions, as I reveal yet more ancient mysteries of Paganism.
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Tell us, oh great and creepy beardo!
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Behold! An arcane ritual called... doin' Willie's chores for him.
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Heh heh!
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Task: Make the Pagan Followers Plow the School's Lawn [x8] (8h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Satyr Willie Toss Some Cabers (8h, Willie's Shack)
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Hey Homer! Gimme your snow plower. I need it.
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Ha ha! Trying to do Willie's chores for him so he'll teach you mystical Pagan secrets, eh?
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Well, I already cleared the school lawn. I'm way more Pagan than you'll ever be.
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That's not what I'm doin'!
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Say, you wouldn't happen to have a floor buffer, would you? One that works on elementary school hallways?
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Don't you all see what Willie is doing? He's taking advantage of you!
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 3
After completing I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 2:
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For our next dive into the mysteries of creation, you'll all have to catch me a squirrel.
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And not scrawny ones. Big fat ones. The eatin' kind.
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Eww. Who eats squirrels?
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DO YOU WANT TO LEARN THE TWELVE NAMES OF THE GODDESS OR NOT?
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Yes, your horned awfulness. Coming right up!
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Task: Make the Pagan Followers Hunt Squirrels [x8] (8h, Cletus's Farm) Task: Make Satyr Willie Take a Nap (8h, Willie's Shack
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Here's your squirrel, sir!
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Good work. Now I must go into my shack and, er, commune with the spirits.
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If you smell a smell that smells like roast squirrel, it's not that. It's what spirit-communing smells like.
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So wise...
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System Message
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What made-up Pagan traditions will Willie think of to keep his followers? Find out on December 21st!
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System Message
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Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 1
No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 1
After the user logs in on December 21st
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Oh, great Satyr! We have performed all your chores. Now we ask you to reveal the esoteric wisdom of Paganism!
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Oh, uh... okay, here goes. Followers, the gods demand a service of you!
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Yes, yes?
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You all must, uh... act normal! Just, you know, do your thing! Walk around town for a while!
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Wait, what?
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Yeah, they want us all to do normal-type stuff until I can think of something else. THE GODS COMMAND IT!
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Well, uh, okay...
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Task: Make the Pagan Followers Do Normal Things [x5] (4h, Brown House) Task: Make Satyr Willie Run Naked In the Halls (4h, Springfield Elementary)
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WILLIE!! Why are you running through my hallways naked?
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Get lost ye suit wearing softie! I do this every weekend.
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 2
After completing No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 1:
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My faithful Pagans! Now the gods command that we feast!
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Are you sure you ain't just making this up as you go? What's the occasion?
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Uh, the Feast of... the Advent of... the Legitimate Pagan Holiday!
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Hmm, shaky. But if I'm going to be distracted with anything, might as well be food!
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Task: Make the Pagans Binge on Food [x8] (8h, Willie's Shack)
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We just ate squirrel, didn't we?
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Would you believe small, hairy, four-legged, bushy-tailed chickens?
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Maybe. I'd have to try one more to be sure.
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 3
After completing No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 2:
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Well, that was the most horrible thing I've ever eaten. And coming from me, that means something.
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So is that all Paganism is? Chores and broiled rodent? I'm starting to miss Christmas.
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Not so fast! Now the best part of Paganism, the gift exchange!
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Task: Make the Pagans Exchange Gifts [x5] (8h, Willie's Shack)
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So how do ye like yer gifts?
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Well, I wanted a Roomba. But I suppose a crude doll made of bones isn't too sucky.
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I'd give anything for an awesome doll. All I got was a spell to silence my enemies.
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Pretty cool, I guess. Still woulda liked a doll.
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 4
After completing No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 3:
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Well, well, well. Why so down, "Pagans?" A tad underwhelmed by your holiday gift haul?
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Us Christians are simply drowning in gifts right now. DROWNING.
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But I won't gloat. All I want to do is tell you a little story.
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The REAL story of Christmas!
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Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Preach the Real Story of Christmas (12h, First Church of Springfield)
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And the Angel said: "Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news that will be a great joy to all the people."
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And then he explained the importance of giving lavish gifts at Christmastime.
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Yea, even unto the point of running up a hefty credit card bill. We can worry about that stuff in January, he said.
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That's stretching scripture a wee bit, don't you think?
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Desperate times, Ned. Just need to get butts back in pews. We'll straighten 'em out later.
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I like Churchy's story way better than Goat Man's! Who's with me?
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 5
After completing No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 4:
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Springfielders! It's me, Jesus!
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Wow. THE Jebus?
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I command you to celebrate Christmas! There's a new video game console out. Very nice! Pick one up or die!
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Cool it, Bart. I've already hooked these fish. You'll let them wriggle off!
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I'm not here for you, Rev. I want that console!
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Fine. If your folks don't get it for you, the church will. Now beat it!
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Okay. Later losers! Jesus is Audi 5000!
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Task: Make the Springfielders Embrace Commercialism Again [x10] (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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Wow! I really didn't think we could pull that off.
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Bart, that was blasphemous. You are not my son...
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You sound just like Homer...
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Don't worry big man, I'll never do it again. That beard is really itchy.
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I'm glad they fell for it though. Now we'll get some decent Christmas presents instead of this Pagan crap.
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You're right, now let's see what we got!
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Aww, I got the red part of a candy cane...
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Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Happy New... Beer?
After the user logs in on December 30th:
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I'm not wearing a costume!
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You will!
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Everyone will laugh at me!
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A. They already laugh at you; and B. Babies and oldies look so cute when you dress them up!
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And really, what else do those two groups have to offer the world?
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Task: Make Grampa Celebrate New Years (4h)
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Who's my adorable, senile little guy? You is! Yes you is!
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System Message
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Happy New Year from the the Simpsons: Tapped Out!
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Quest reward: New Year's Ball (if not owned), 100 and 10
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Note: Grampa's Celebrate New Years is a permanent job.
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Prizes Gameplay
Goat God Statue
After opening the Prize screen:
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Task: Collect Antlers [x4850]
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Goat God
After unlocking Goat God Statue:
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Okay Ralphie, we're gonna visit Jack Frost's Ice Garden. Just promise you won't lick the ice statues.
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Ice is frozen air!
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I'm gonna ignore that one. Just promise, 'kay? No licking.
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I promise!
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Look! Yummy ice sculptures!
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Task: Place the Ice Goat God Statue Task: Make Ralph Lick the Goat God Statue (4h, Goat God Statue)
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Wha wuz I probussing not to do, Daddy?
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Nevermind, Ralphie. Nevermind.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pile of Runestones
After unlocking Goat God Statue:
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Task: Collect Antlers [x11350]
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$5 Antler Rental Hut
After unlocking Pile of Runestones:
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Task: Collect Antlers [x22750]
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Sorry, Bart. Can't come to the Pagan festival today. I've got zilch to wear!
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What about your sheepskin vest? Or that Viking helmet?
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I wore those yesterday. I need to vary my wardrobe, but I just don't have the pieces!
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Dressing like a savage sure is expensive. There's got to be a better way!
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Task: Build the $5 Antler Rental Hut Task: Make Bart Rent Antlers (4h, $5 Antler Rental (Make Milhouse Rent Antlers (4h, $5 Antler Rental)
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These antlers are SO bad-ass!
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It's amazing how one accessory can freshen up your whole look!
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You are aware that for many Pagans, antlers are associated with fertility...
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"Fertility?" That's a health class word! EEEWWWW!
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Help! I can't get them off, they're stuck!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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New God Mr. Burns
After unlocking $5 Antler Rental Hut:
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Task: Collect Antlers [x35800]
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Burns Almighty
Burns Almighty Pt. 1
After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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Barbarians at the gate, Smithers! Drat, I TOLD Hadrian his precious wall wasn't high enough.
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It's just the usual gang of idiots, sir. Not barbarians. They're experimenting with Paganism.
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A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.
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Smithers, learn as much as you can about this "Paganism." Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage...
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Task: Make Smithers Research Paganism (8h, Springfield Library) Task: Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God (8h, Control Building)
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What have you found, Smithers? Report!
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They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. Loki, Poseidon...
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Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.
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Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.
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Offerings? I like offerings...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Burns Almighty Pt. 2
After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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Smithers, if these goat men and witchy women are going to worship anyone, I want it to be me.
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Make a god of me. Is that so much to ask?
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What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?
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Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it...
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Quest reward: New God Mr. Burns Statue Task: Place The New God Mr. Burns Statue
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Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?
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There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.
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I don't think they recognize you.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Burns Almighty Pt. 3
After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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We have to transform my body to match this statue, Smithers!
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I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!
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I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein...
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No gyms! No Schwarzenegger-ian Ferrigno, I.
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Find another way...
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Task: Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online (4h, Control Building) Task: Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office (4h, Control Building)
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Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!
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Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's "Game of Chairs" is hard at work.
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In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.
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Bah! I don't watch the show. I'm books-only.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Burns Almighty Pt. 4
After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!
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Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!
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Tell me *wheeze* Smith-- *wheeze* --ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?
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Uhhhh...
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Task: Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns (4h)
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I don't understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?
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I am deeply sorry sir.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Burns Almighty Pt. 5
After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!
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Well, sir, you're already a god to me...
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...
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I'll get to work.
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Task: Make New God Mr. Burns Check Himself Out (8h, Control Building) Task: Make Smithers Think of a Plan B (8h, Control Building)
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Sir, I have an idea!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Burns Almighty Pt. 6
After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?
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Then we must give them... spectacle! Hollywood-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!
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A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!
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You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.
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Seriously, did you SEE "Zoolander 2?" Pure movie magic.
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Task: Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show (12h, Control Building)
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Arrgh...
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Sir? Sir! Are you alright?
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God...is...dead.
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Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.
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I'm only being dramatic, you nitwit. I'm naturally flame-retardant. Benefits of petrifyingly-advanced old age.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Goblet of Runestones
After unlocking New God Mr. Burns:
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Task: Collect Antlers [x42300]
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Cult Flying Saucer
After unlocking Goblet of Runestones:
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Task: Collect Antlers [x52050]
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AAAAAAHHH! The Rigellians are back to destroy our world!
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According to my analysis, this is just a replica of your typical flying saucer.
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Yes. This vehicle was built with plywood, metal scraps, and cheap light bulbs.
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It's basically a toy for grown-ups.
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AAAAAAHHH! Everybody take cover! The Rigellians are attacking us with toy flying saucers!
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Task: Tap the Cult Flying Saucer Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Parson
After unlocking Cult Flying Saucer:
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Task: Collect Antlers [x68350]
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The Bad Shepherd
The Bad Shepherd Pt. 1
After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
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Parson! To what do I owe this, uh, pleasure?
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Your former congregation walks the streets paying homage to river spirits and you wonder why I'm here?
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I've tried, I really have!
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We in the Presbylutheran Church can stomach losing the occasional member to the Lutherterians.
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They're a heretical lot, doomed to hellfire, but, you know, I see the appeal. I get it.
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But PAGANISM, Tim? Really?
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Task: Make the Parson Sermonize at Rev. Lovejoy (8h, First Church of Springfield, Rev. Lovejoy)
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It's just a slump! I've had them before!
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Your numbers are down for the twelfth straight quarter. That's not a slump. That's a one-way ticket to the Saskatoon parish.
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Now, we're gonna fix this, or you can pack your bags.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Bad Shepherd Pt. 2
After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
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Timothy, gather your flock. I am going to address them personally.
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That's incredible! You haven't spoken publicly since 1983!
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And I swore I never would again. The last time I sermonized, my words were so holy twelve old widows burst into flame.
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But the situation is dire. Time to play the old hits.
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Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Speech (1h, Town Hall) Task: Make the Parson Sermonize the Old Hits (1h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle (1h, First Church of Springfield)
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That... that was incredible!
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I wish the rest of the congregation agreed. Those pentagram-wearing weirdos just stared at me...
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See? I told you!
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I performed all my 80's hits: "God: Your Personal Yoda," "LPs are the Old Testament, CDs the New" and "Faith: the Jane Fonda Workout for Your Soul."
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Has my material gone stale?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Bad Shepherd Pt. 3
After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
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Time to bring out the big guns.
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Gather the troops, Timothy. Tomorrow, the Parson will croon this town back to God.
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Task: Make Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Performance (12h, Town Hall) Task: Make the Parson Sing Psalm 98:5 (12h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle Again (12h, First Church of Springfield)
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AUUUUGHHH! PARSON, WE LOVE YOU! WHOOOOO!
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Still nothing! What is with these people?
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I don't mean to gloat, but I did tell you--
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Saskatoon, Tim. Saskatoon.
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Shutting up now, sir.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Bad Shepherd Pt. 4
After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
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It appears that the situation is much worse than I thought.
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I need to commune with the Lord in quiet contemplation.
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Where's the nearest golf course?
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Task: Make the Parson Tear it Up (4h)
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I have consulted with the Holy Spirit.
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What did he say?
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Mostly complained about His clubs. He shot an 85. He's a 7 handicap, so a rough day for Him out there.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Bad Shepherd Pt. 5
After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
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So... what's the plan to win back our flock?
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First, I'm going to peal off in my golf cart.
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And then?
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I don't know, spread the Word maybe. Point is, this town gives me the creeps. You're welcome to it.
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Task: Make the Parson Spread the Word (24h)
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Yay, a golf cart!
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If you'll come to church this Sunday, I'll let you drive it, son.
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No thank you. I worship a tree. Tree said he'll buy me a fire truck.
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I hate this town...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Bonus Gift
After unlocking The Parson:
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Task: Collect Antlers [x5100]
Quest reward: 1/2/3
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Devil Snowman
After opening the Prize screen:
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Task: Collect Brooches [x5200]
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The old gods demand a sacrifice!
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Bring forth the Devil Snowman, so that Willie may feast upon its icy heart!
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I mean, I gotta assume the old gods don't want their main goat Willie going to jail, right?
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Task: Place the Devil Snowman Task: Make Satyr Willie Eat Heartily (4h, Devil Snowman)
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HA HA HA! The snowman is no more!
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You know there's creepy/cool, and there's just creepy/stupid. Kinda veered toward the second one, there.
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Yeah, it didn't feel that great.
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Still, when it comes to sacrifices, baby steps. Baby steps.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Goblet of Runestones
After unlocking Devil Snowman:
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Task: Collect Antlers [x11350]
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Note: Incorrectly stated (it reads from Act 1 Prize 2), should be: Task: Collect Brooches [x12150]
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Ba'al Pit
After unlocking Goblet of Runestones:
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Task: Collect Brooches [x23500]
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Look at that dumb ball pit!
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Yeah, ball pits are for stupid babies! We outgrew those years ago!
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WAIT! It's not a ball pit, it's a "Ba'al" pit!
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Then that's TOTALLY different. Whee!
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Task: Place Ba'al Pit Task: Make Milhouse Play in the Ba'al Pit (4h, Ba'al Pit) Task: Make Bart Play in the Ba'al Pit (4h, Ba'al Pit)
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Whee!
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Whee!
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Fellas, I don't know how to tell you this, but a ball pit's a ball pit, no matter what they call it.
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JUST LET ME ENJOY PLAYING IN PLASTIC BALLS ONE LAST PRECIOUS TIME.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Ravencrow Neversmiles
After unlocking Ba'al Pit:
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Task: Collect Brooches [x38850]
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The Ravencrow
The Ravencrow Pt. 1
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Wow, Lisa, I love your new outfit!
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Lisa? Never heard of her. My name is Ravencrow Neversmiles, and you're in my way, worm!
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Eight is pretty early for a Goth phase.
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I'm precocious. It's not a crime.
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Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Dye All Her Clothes Black (8h, Simpson House)
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Now my raiment is as black as my Goth soul.
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You look awesome in black, Lis.
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Aw, thanks!
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WAIT! Stop cheering me up! Trying to be morose here, dude.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Ravencrow Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Hey Ravencrow, I got an extra ticket to the new Angelica Button movie. Wanna go?
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Oooh! Shoot, yes I do. Very much.
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But alas, a Goth must always be alone. Alone with her bottomless despair.
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Okay. Have fun with that!
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Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Enjoy Some Time Alone (24h, Brown House)
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Wow. I've been lonely most of my life.
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But when I'm CHOOSING to be alone, it's actually kind of nice.
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My dark majesty...
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Not now! Enjoying solitude here!
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Can I do it with you? PLEASE?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Ravencrow Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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What a great day! The sun is shining, and I got the saddest girl in Springfield by my side.
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Dang it, the sun! I almost forgot to cover up. A Goth with a tan is no Goth at all!
|
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I need sunscreen! The highest SPF science has to offer!
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Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Bathe in SPF 200 Sunscreen (1h, Simpson House)
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Ahh. Now my skin will forever remain a pallid bright yellow.
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And what beautiful skin it is, my Cimmerian empress.
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STOP SAYING NICE THINGS! CAN'T A GIRL FEEL BAD ABOUT HERSELF?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Ravencrow Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Hmm. Passing the time sure is hard when you're not allowed to take pleasure from anything.
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How to be miserable, how to be miserable...
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I know! I'll compose dark, despairing poetry. Verses so bleak, they'll suck all enjoyment from life itself!
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This is going to be so fun!
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No! No, not fun! Come on Ravencrow, stick to your guns!
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Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Write Dark Poetry (4h)
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Let's see, what rhymes with "a playground of woe..."
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"A greyhound of snow?" "A slayed pound of dough?" Is that anything? Ugh.
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Milhouse! I'm not depressed enough! Come here and annoy me for a while!
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With pleasure!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Ravencrow Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Let's see, what else are Goths into...
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The Cure? Pass. Vampires? Lame. Witchcraft? Ugh. So dumb.
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As a student of science, I reject spiritualism lock, stock, and barrel.
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I have a Ouija board, my sweet! We could séance together!
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No, too embarrassing. Leave the board. You, scram.
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Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Communicate With the Dead (12h) Task: Make Milhouse Try to Eavesdrop (12h, Van Houten House)
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No ghosts. Big surprise.
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No communing with the dead? That's all right. You'll get 'em next time, my bleak queen of grief.
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No, I give up. I liked being sad all the time better when I could wear comfortable shoes.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Chest of Runestones
After unlocking Ravencrow Neversmiles:
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Task: Collect Brooches [x47050]
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Wickerman
After unlocking Chest of Runestones:
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Task: Collect Brooches [x57500]
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The Wickerman
After unlocking Wickerman:
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So... building a Wickerman I see?
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Aye.
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Probably planning on burning someone alive inside of it, right? Like in the movie?
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Maybe. And maybe that man... is you!
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Task: Place the Wickerman Task: Tap the Wickerman
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Scared we'll put YOU inside the Wickerman, Homer?
|
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Pff. Like you'd burn down a brand-new decoration. This whole deal is about putting as much cool stuff in your Springfield as possible.
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Aye, you called our bluff.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Star Snowsuit Maggie
After unlocking Wickerman:
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Task: Collect Brooches [x74950]
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Maggie's Day Out
Maggie's Day Out Pt. 1
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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I was thinking you and I could run some errands, Maggie! That always makes for an exciting quest!
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*suck* *suck*
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Let's go get you some diapers. And since it's cold outside, you'll get to wear your star snowsuit!
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The one everybody just can't help but compliment!
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*suck* *suck* *suck*
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Task: Make Marge Stock Up on Diapers (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Maggie)
|
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Who is so cute in her star snowsuit. Maggie is!
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*suck* *suck*
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Oh, that? We just threw it on. It didn't even occur to us we'd get compliments!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Maggie's Day Out Pt. 2
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Hm. Now, my little star, we have to bring your brother his lunch.
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This morning I hid it behind the microwave, and he "forgot" it, and now I get to show you off to the whole school!
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Task: Make Marge Bring Bart His Lunch (1h, Springfield Elementary, Bart)
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Everytime the weather gets cold, you make up excuses to take Star Maggie all over town.
|
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I have no idea what you're talking about, young man.
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And who is this stunning little girl? What are you? A starfish or a Christmas tree topper?
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*suck* *suck*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Maggie's Day Out Pt. 3
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Let's park ourselves in the town square. You take a stroller nap, and I'll watch all the passersby "ooh" and "aah" at you. Fun!
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*suck* *suck*
|
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Sweet dreams, my little star!
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Task: Make Star Snowsuit Maggie Take a Nap (4h, Town Hall, Marge)
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You morons! We're just about to raise the town Christmas tree, and you tell me we don't have a star?
|
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Look, there's a star-shaped something-or-other in this baby carriage...
|
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Grab it!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Maggie's Day Out Pt. 4
After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
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Perfect! Now get that star-shaped whatever-it-is on that tree, and let's get this annual chore over with!
|
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*suck* *suck*
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*suck!*
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*suck* *suck* *suck...*
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*suck* *suck?*
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*suck* *suck* *suck!*
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Maggie? Maggie where are you?!
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Quest reward: Holiday Tree Task: Place a Christmas Tree in Town Task: Make Star Snowsuit Maggie Be a Christmas Tree Star (8h, Holiday Tree) Task: Make Marge Look for Maggie (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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Mayor Quimby, you used my daughter as a Christmas tree topper?
|
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No. It was, er, uh, my opponent in the next election who did it. That guy or gal is always up to something. Vote Quimby.
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Hey, hey. What's with the enormous symbol of religious exclusion in the center of town!
|
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We demand a menorah of equal or greater height, or a Star of David atop that Holiday Tree.
|
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I hate this town. I really do.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Maggie's Day Out Pt. 5
After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
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To all my Jewish constituents, we have located a Star of David to place atop this, er, non-denominational tree, right next to the other star.
|
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Look, Brandine, our child gets to be a tree topper. I's so proud.
|
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He looks so adorable in his six-pointed snowsuit what keeps his tail warm.
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Task: Make Star Snowsuit Maggie Share Space Atop the Tree (8h, Holiday Tree)
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Happy Holidays, you ingrates!
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*suck*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Bonus Gift
After unlocking Sacrifice Your Sheep to Odin:
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Task: Collect Brooches [x5400]
Quest reward: 1/2/3
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Crafting Gameplay
Goat Head Statue
After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 1:
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Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 3 Task: Craft the Goat Head Statue Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Large Pagan Tent
After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 2:
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Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 4 Task: Craft a Large Pagan Tent Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Phone-Henge Kiosk
After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 3:
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Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 5 Task: Craft the Phone-Henge Kiosk Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Pagan Hall
After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 5:
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Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 7 Task: Craft a Pagan Hall Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Dunk the Monk
After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 8:
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Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 10 Task: Craft Dunk the Monk Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10
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Premium Gameplay
Flanders Frozen Car
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hey Flanders, remember that time I crashed your car into a hydrant and it froze solid?
|
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Then you crashed it into a salt silo and it rusted all over.
|
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Hehe, that's the natural give-and-take of our relationship. I give, you take.
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THEN you got high on exhaust fumes and crashed it into another hydrant!
|
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Give and take.
|
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But when does it ever end?
|
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Don't worry. Sooner or later I'm bound to not walk away from crashing your car into something hilarious.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
|
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Old Tree Spirit
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
|
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"Dear Diary... Many of the beliefs these Pagans have are silly, and, with the Eastern European ones, more than a teensy bit racist."
|
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"But I find animism -- the idea that spirits live everywhere, even inside rocks and trees -- quite charming."
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Aww, thanks, Lisa.
|
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...
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Gonna choose to ignore that.
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Sorry. You're writing in your diary. I shouldn't interrupt.
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Eep!
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Task: Make Lisa Write In Her Diary (4h, Old Tree Spirit)
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I'm probably dreaming. I MUST be dreaming. No way there's a spirit inside that tree.
|
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Fine. Maybe I'LL choose not to believe in YOU.
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Lisa isn't re-al! Lisa isn't re-al.
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Tree Spirit isn't real.
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So weird to be speaking to a little girl -- WHEN EVERYBODY KNOWS LITTLE GIRLS AREN'T REAL.
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Touché.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Singing Stones
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hey, when you touch these big rocks, they play musical notes!
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They're called singing stones. An interesting, but scientifically explicable, natural phenomenon.
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Always quick to bring up science whenever anything weird happens, aren't you, sweetie?
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Well, it's true.
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It's your security blanket, isn't it? Anytime you see something scary and magical, you just yell "science!" and you feel better. Neat trick!
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System Message
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Stones that play musical notes? How about playing a song that wishes everyone a merry Christmas?
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Task: Tap the Singing Stones [x8] Solution: 2, 5, 5, 6, 5, 4, 3, 3
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On mistake:
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Hm. Yeah, no, that's not quite right.
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Keep trying!
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On job end:
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Lisa, behind you! A monster!
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SCIENCE!!!!
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Gosh, you're adorable. Quest reward: Secret Singing Stone
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pagan Simpson Promo
After the user logs in on December 13th and tapping on Gil's Pagan Simpsons mark:
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It's Gil's favourite time of the year -- Christmas!
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When even the most desperate, lost-his-mojo-years-ago-if-he-ever-really-even-had-it-to-begin-with Gil: salesman can make a killing!
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Hello, citizens of Springfield!
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You again...
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Hear me out, Pagans! You're gonna love what I have in store for you!
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Always wanted your very own piece of Pagan history? Like big decorations? See yourself dancing half-naked around a giant statue of Ba'al?
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Yes, yes and sorta!
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Offer accepted:
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Always good doing business with you, friend! How' bout some fire insurance to go along with your purchase, you know, just in case?
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Offer declined:
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Well, okay. Say... I got a used Simpson House to sell you. Cheap!
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Oh, I see you've already got one. Why does everybody have one of these?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Ba'al of Confusion
Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 1
After placing Pagan Bonfire:
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Come, Pagans! Let us dance and sing around the likeness of He Who is Most Mighty, uh...
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Ba'al. His name is Ba'al.
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Oh, great Ba'al! We thank you for your blessings, especially, uh...
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...storms and fertility...
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Bring us your mighty storms, oh Ba'al. But spare us your mighty fertility, for I have more than enough kids already!
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Come, let us dance 'round Ba'al, lest he grow wroth and curse us with more kids!
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Task: Make the Simpsons Worship Ba'al [x5] (4h, Pagan Bonfire)
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AAAAAAAH!
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It burns, it burns, it burns!
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Aaah! Dad, it burned your clothes off!
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Now I KNOW there's no God.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 2
After completing Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 1:
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Dad, I'm bored. As much as I love playing music, I'd like to dance too!
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Sure honey, got a bunch of extra animal skins for you to wear.
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Eww. These are real animal skins, dad. I only wear faux fur!
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Task: Make Lisa Dance Around the Bonfire (4h, Pagan Bonfire) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Out of the Broom Closet
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 1
After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
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Springfield! Your wiccans have returned!
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Behold the awesome power of Wicca, which includes casting spells to make boys like you, and listening to the Smiths!
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We must educate these people. Perhaps an informative website? With a spooky splash page!
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We could call it "wiccapedia"!
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Task: Make the Wiccans Build Wiccapedia (8h, Brown House)
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Are you the founders of this "wiccapedia" website?
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Yes we are! Do you want to be our acolyte? Try these black lace gloves on.
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Unglove me, heathens! You worship Satan!
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The Horned Stag is not Satan! He is Springface friends with Satan, but it's a strictly professional relationship.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 2
After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
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Sisters, we have to show the people of Springfield that Wicca is a religion of positivity.
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And making boys like you with spells.
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Right. Let us heal this town's prejudices with a spell of cleansing.
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And let us specifically cleanse the boy called Dolph. And his dreamy hair.
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Task: Make the Wiccans Cast a Spell (4h)
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Now see here! There is no place for witchcraft in our good town!
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If you know a counter-spell, go ahead and cast it.
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Well, uh, they don't teach us spells in Divinity School.
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Too bad! You want us to teach you some?
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Uh... later. Not while Ned Flanders is looking.
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I'm always watching, Reverend!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 3
After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
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Sisters, our message isn't getting through. We must ask Mother Nature for guidance.
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Question. Ever wonder if "Nature" isn't an entity, so much as the inevitable result of biological and physical rules?
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And that we anthropomorphize Nature as a sort of lazy excuse not to study these sciences?
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Nope.
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Me neither. Okay, good. Just checking. Let's talk to her.
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Task: Make the Wiccans Worship Nature (12h, Brown House)
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Wow. Mother Nature sure had a lot to say to me. Same for you ladies?
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Oh, for sure. I seriously couldn't get her to shut up.
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I was worried she wouldn't talk to me, and then I'd have to lie to you guys and say she did, but that's not what happened at all.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 4
After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
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The answer is clear. We need a fourth member of our coven.
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Only a fourth can complete the circle.
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Everyone knows a circle has four sides. That's just math.
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Task: Make the Wiccans Look for the Fourth (24h, Springfield Library)
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Hello, little girl. Mother Nature has led us to you. You... are the fourth.
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I'm the what now?
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There is no doubt. YOU are the fourth, Lisa Simpson.
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I can see two problems with that... One, I'm eight. Two, I'm not allowed to go into the woods with strangers.
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Oh, and three, I think wicca is super, super, super dumb.
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Yes, that is rather a lot of "supers."
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I even cut a few. To spare your dumb feelings.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 5
After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
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What'll it take to make a witch out of you, Lisa? Isn't there SOMETHING that you want?
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Look, unless you can get me early acceptance to Vassar, or convince my Dad to buy me a pony--
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One pony, coming up.
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Wait. What?
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We can enchant your father to buy you a pony. Easy.
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Do this for me, ladies, and I will be the witchiest witch that ever stirred a cauldron.
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Task: Make the Wiccans Perform an Esbat (1h)
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Lisa, look what I got! It's a pony... keg.
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Wow. Way to go, gals. You bewitched my father into buying the thing he loves most in the world.
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I was at Moe's. I'd just bought a beer, when suddenly, I felt this overwhelming urge to buy even more beer. It was magical!
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I'm sorry, but I can't join your coven. But so there's no hard feelings, I found you a fourth girl to complete your circle.
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Really? Oh, Lisa, that's wonderful!
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Buckle up, witches. Because this coven is about to get DARK and WEIRD. Hah hah!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dunking Device
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Finally, an honest-to-goodness carnival ride. Me first!
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Dad, that's a dunking chair... it was a way to test if someone was a witch.
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If you sank, you were innocent. But if you floated, then you were a witch.
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The wisdom of the ancients...
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There's nothing wise about it!
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Hey, I wonder if I'm a witch...
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Task: Make Homer Prove He's Not A Witch (4h, Dunking Device)
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Good news, everybody! I'm not a witch!
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Is that news to you?
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Sure, I've always ASPIRED not to be a witch. But to KNOW I'm not... it's pretty special.
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I mean, I've met Satan on a couple different Halloweens. Who knows what kind of boneheaded contract I might've signed?
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That's the one downside when you're a guy who loves to drink, will sign anything, and hangs out with Satan.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Giant Burning Goat
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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You know what we don't have enough of, in this town?
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Leisure activities for moms and kids?
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Terrorist cells that will accept ten-year-old boys?
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Social services, decent schools, low-income housing, hope...
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Enormous, flaming monoliths!
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We actually have a disproportionately large number of flaming buildings in this town, based on the national average.
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Task: Tap the Burning Goat Statue
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Isn't it beautiful?
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How much gasoline did you put in there?
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A piece of advice from your dad, Lisa. A fire can always be bigger.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mystery Gift Bonanza
After the user logs in on December 21st:
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System Message
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Christmas is coming early this year. Get all your Christmas goodies in the store now!
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System Message
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And for a limited time, the more you buy, the more mystery goodies you get!
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After the user logs in on December 25th:
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System Message
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Get all your Christmas goodies in the store now!
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System Message
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And for a limited time, the more you buy, the more mystery goodies you get!
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Task: Open a Silver Mystery Present Quest reward: 25 and 10
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