Difference between revisions of "Family Therapy/Quotes"

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Bart: Family therapy? What the hell is this?

Lisa: You said we were going out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.

Homer: Well, I lied.

Homer: We never laugh any more, doc.

Lisa: You can say that again.

Bart: [with a mouthful of mints] When Homer's right, he's right.

Lisa: For once, the old man's correct-aroni.

Homer: Shut up!

B. F. Sherwood: Don't you think you've had enough mints, son?

Bart: I ain't leaving 'til that bowl's empty.

Homer: Put those mints back, boy.

[Bart spits the mints back into the bowl]

B. F. Sherwood: Good lord, you little slob, you ruined the whole bowl.

Lisa: Don't talk to my brother like that, you big oaf. [kicks Sherwood]

B. F. Sherwood: Why you little borderline psychotic-

Homer: No one talks to my daughter like that.