Family Therapy/Quotes
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- Bart: Family therapy? What the hell is this?
- Lisa: You said we were going out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.
- Homer: Well, I lied.
- Homer: We never laugh any more, doc.
- Lisa: You can say that again.
- Bart: [with a mouthful of mints] When Homer's right, he's right.
- Lisa: For once, the old man's correct-aroni.
- Homer: Shut up!
- B. F. Sherwood: Don't you think you've had enough mints, son?
- Bart: I ain't leaving 'til that bowl's empty.
- Homer: Put those mints back, boy.
- [Bart spits the mints back into the bowl]
- B. F. Sherwood: Good lord, you little slob, you ruined the whole bowl.
- Lisa: Don't talk to my brother like that, you big oaf. [kicks Sherwood]
- B. F. Sherwood: Why you little borderline psychotic-
- Homer: No one talks to my daughter like that.
