Bart the Hero/Quotes
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- Homer: Get into shape, boy.
- Lisa: Yeah, Bart.
- Homer: Bart!
- Bart: What?
- Homer: Move it.
- Candy Store bandit: Store's closed, kid. Now scram.
- Bart: Hey, you're not Mr. Chupo.
- Candy Store bandit: I said scram!
- Bart: Wait a minute, I demand the right to be served.
- Phil: Here we have Bart Simpson, the young lad who captured the notorious candy store bandit. How does it feel to be a hero, Bart?
- Bart: Pretty damn good, Phil.
- Phil: Your family must be proud of you right now.
- Bart: I bet they're jumping up and down.
- Phil: And the ten thousand dollar reward?
- Homer: [watching on TV] Ten thousand big ones?! I love you, son!
- Phil: What are you going to do with all that money?
- Bart: I don't want the money. That's why I've asked for the reward to be paid in candy bars.
- Phil: What will your family think?
- Homer: [watching on TV] [screams]
