The Bart Simpson Show/Quotes
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"The Bart Simpson Show"
- Homer: What the hell are you kids watching?
- Lisa: It's Itchy and Scratchy.
- Bart: Our favorite show.
- Homer: Well, you're not watching it.
- Bart: Oh, Dad!
- Lisa: Come on, Homer!
- Homer: Nope, it's too violent. Go do something else.
- Lisa: Now I'm really bored.
- Bart: [from behind curtains] It's the Bart Simpson show! Starring Bart Simpson, featuring the Bart Simpson Orchestra, and the Bart Simpson Dancers! ]Lisa and Maggie clap] And now... here's the star of our show... Bart Simpson! Thanks, Ed. Funny thing happened on the way to the studio tonight. I ran over my dad's head on my bike!
- Homer: I thought I told you kids not to watch violent TV!
- Lisa: It's stupid, but it's not violent.