The Bart Simpson Show/Quotes
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- Homer: What the hell are you kids watching?
- Lisa: It's Itchy and Scratchy.
- Bart: Our favorite show.
- Homer: Well, you're not watching it.
- Bart: Oh, Dad!
- Lisa: Come on, Homer!
- Homer: Nope, it's too violent. Go do something else.
- Lisa: Now I'm really bored.
- Bart: [from behind curtains] It's the Bart Simpson show! Starring Bart Simpson, featuring the Bart Simpson Orchestra, and the Bart Simpson Dancers! ]Lisa and Maggie clap] And now... here's the star of our show... Bart Simpson! Thanks, Ed. Funny thing happened on the way to the studio tonight. I ran over my dad's head on my bike!
- Homer: I thought I told you kids not to watch violent TV!
- Lisa: It's stupid, but it's not violent.
| Shorts Season 3 Quotes | ||
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| Shut Up Simpsons • The Shell Game • The Bart Simpson Show • Punching Bag • Simpson Christmas • The Krusty the Clown Show • Bart the Hero • Bart's Little Fantasy • Scary Movie • Home Hypnotism • Shoplifting • Echo Canyon • Bathtime • Bart's Nightmare • Bart of the Jungle • Family Therapy • Maggie in Peril (Chapter One)* • Maggie in Peril (The Thrilling Conclusion) • TV Simpsons |