Shoplifting/Quotes
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- Security guard: Well boy, looks like the jig is- [gasps]
- Bart: [mouth covered in chocolate] I know my rights. You can't hold if you ain't got no evidence copper. [looks in mirror; gulps] Err... is it too late to make a full confession?
- Marge: What have you learned from this experience, Bart?
- Bart: Well mom, I might have been caught and had a few bad moments there, but I got to admit, chocolate was delish.
- Marge: No, no, no, Bart, the lesson is: ultimately, crime hurts the criminal.
- Bart: That's not true, mom. I got a free ride home, didn't I?
- [The car skids to a halt. Bart is thrown out.]
| Shorts Season 3 Quotes | ||
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| Shut Up Simpsons • The Shell Game • The Bart Simpson Show • Punching Bag • Simpson Christmas • The Krusty the Clown Show • Bart the Hero • Bart's Little Fantasy • Scary Movie • Home Hypnotism • Shoplifting • Echo Canyon • Bathtime • Bart's Nightmare • Bart of the Jungle • Family Therapy • Maggie in Peril (Chapter One)* • Maggie in Peril (The Thrilling Conclusion) • TV Simpsons |