Difference between revisions of "The Bart Simpson Show/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
m (clean up, replaced: {{TabQ}} → {{TabQ|gags=no}}) |
m (→top: replaced: {{TabQ|gags=no}} → {{TabQ|nogags}}) |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| − | {{TabQ| | + | {{TabQ|nogags}} |
{{ShortPrevNextQuo|The Shell Game|Punching Bag}} | {{ShortPrevNextQuo|The Shell Game|Punching Bag}} | ||
Revision as of 17:16, March 13, 2020
|
|||||||||
|
|
|
(Bart and Lisa are watching Itchy & Scratchy on TV)
- Homer: What the hell are you kids watching?
- Lisa: It's Itchy and Scratchy.
- Bart: Our favorite show.
- Homer: Well, you're not watching it.
- Bart: Oh, Dad!
- Lisa: Come on, Homer!
- Homer: Nope, it's too violent. Go do something else.
- Lisa: Now I'm really bored.
- Bart (from behind curtains): It's the Bart Simpson show! Starring Bart Simpson, featuring the Bart Simpson Orchestra, and the Bart Simpson Dancers! (Lisa and Maggie clap) And now... here's the star of our show... Bart Simpson! Thanks, Ed. Funny thing happened on the way to the studio tonight. I ran over my dad's head on my bike!
- Homer: I thought I told you kids not to watch violent TV!
| Shorts Season 3 Quotes | ||
|---|---|---|
| Shut Up Simpsons • The Shell Game • The Bart Simpson Show • Punching Bag • Simpson Christmas • The Krusty the Clown Show • Bart the Hero • Bart's Little Fantasy • Scary Movie • Home Hypnotism • Shoplifting • Echo Canyon • Bathtime • Bart's Nightmare • Bart of the Jungle • Family Therapy • Maggie in Peril (Chapter One)* • Maggie in Peril (The Thrilling Conclusion) • TV Simpsons |
