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'''Abraham "Abe" Jedediah Simpson II''', usually referred to as '''Grampa Simpson''' or simply '''Grampa''', is the patriarch of the Simpson family, the father of [[Homer Simpson]], [[Herbert Powell]], and [[Abbey]] and the grandfather of [[Bart Simpson|Bart]], [[Lisa]], and [[Maggie Simpson]]. Abe is a World War II veteran later sent to the [[Springfield Retirement Castle]] by Homer. He is known for his long, rambling, and often inaccurate stories and general incompetence.
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'''Sara Sloane''' is a film star who fell in love with [[Ned Flanders]].
  
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Almost all of Grampa's biographical information is supplied by himself. Many of his stories seem to be wildly inaccurate, often physically or historically impossible, and occasionally inconsistent even with each other, suggesting Abe is senile. (Though his reaction to [[Bart]]'s reaction to one of his stories implies he is aware he is being inconsistent.) As such, all information provided is taken with a grain of salt. He is a member of the [[Stonecutters]], masons, communists, as well as being president of the gay and lesbian party for some reason. Additionally, he suffers from sporadic narcoleptic attacks.
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Sara Sloane first met Ned Flanders when she walked into [[The Leftorium]] looking for left-handed eyelash curlers. Ned, not realizing who Sara was, told her that they didn't have any in stock but he could get some by Tuesday. Sara then bought a left-handed crimper then asked Ned out on a date since she didn't know anyone in town. After Ned accepted, he left the store and noticed a poster for the movie ''[[My Best Friend's Gay Baby]]'', which starred Sara Sloane, and recognized her.
  
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Abraham Jedediah Simpson, perennially known as "Grampa" Simpson, was born in the "Old Country"; he apparently does not remember which country exactly. Most likely it was Canada, as that is where his great-great-grandparents immigrated in 1860 to avoid being arrested for helping a slave ([[Virgil Simpson|his great-great-grandfather]], to be precise) escape. Abe claims, when he was a young boy, he immigrated to America with his parents, and moved into the Statue of Liberty. For a few years they lived here, but they were forced to move out when they filled the head with too much garbage. He also says he served in the first World War and had to lie about his age, being around five at the time. He worked as a shoeshine boy at [[Springfield Union Station]], and claims a not-yet-famous [[Clark Gable]] was one of his customers, whom he gave his copy of ''Gone With the Wind''.
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Ned then went to Homer to ask for his advice about dating a movie star. Ned then decided to go out with her, with the two of them going to [[The Gilded Truffle]]. Sara went in a disguise so she wouldn't be recognized but [[Lenny]] recognized her anyway. Lenny then asked Sara for her autograph, which he would put on [[eBay]], then asked if her could push a plaster cast onto one of her boobs, which caused Sara to say that Lenny was the worst fan she had met. Ned and Sara then ended their date at the [[Springfield Squidport]] where they made out.
  
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The next day, the [[Simpson family]] were reading about Sara in ''[[Envy]]'' magazine, where Marge read that Sara had dated [[Ben Affleck]] and [[Adrian Zmed]]. Homer then got a phone call from the tabloids asking for details about Ned's and Sara's relationship. After this, the tabloids went to [[744 Evergreen Terrace|Ned's house]], and stormed in, interrupting Ned and Sara, causing them to flee the house...
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Sara Sloane is a film star who fell in love with Ned Flanders.

Sara Sloane first met Ned Flanders when she walked into The Leftorium looking for left-handed eyelash curlers. Ned, not realizing who Sara was, told her that they didn't have any in stock but he could get some by Tuesday. Sara then bought a left-handed crimper then asked Ned out on a date since she didn't know anyone in town. After Ned accepted, he left the store and noticed a poster for the movie My Best Friend's Gay Baby, which starred Sara Sloane, and recognized her.

Ned then went to Homer to ask for his advice about dating a movie star. Ned then decided to go out with her, with the two of them going to The Gilded Truffle. Sara went in a disguise so she wouldn't be recognized but Lenny recognized her anyway. Lenny then asked Sara for her autograph, which he would put on eBay, then asked if her could push a plaster cast onto one of her boobs, which caused Sara to say that Lenny was the worst fan she had met. Ned and Sara then ended their date at the Springfield Squidport where they made out.

The next day, the Simpson family were reading about Sara in Envy magazine, where Marge read that Sara had dated Ben Affleck and Adrian Zmed. Homer then got a phone call from the tabloids asking for details about Ned's and Sara's relationship. After this, the tabloids went to Ned's house, and stormed in, interrupting Ned and Sara, causing them to flee the house...

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