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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart vs. Thanksgiving|Itchy & Scratchy & Marge}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart vs. Thanksgiving|Itchy & Scratchy & Marge}} | ||
| − | :''Bart has just attempted a stunt that got him sent to the emergency room'' | + | :''[Bart has just attempted a stunt that got him sent to the emergency room.]'' |
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} BART! Oh, my special little guy! We were so worried! | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} BART! Oh, my special little guy! We were so worried! | ||
| − | :''Marge smothers Bart with kisses'' | + | :''[Marge smothers Bart with kisses.]'' |
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, we are supposed to be mad at him! | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, we are supposed to be mad at him! | ||
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, are you all right? | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, are you all right? | ||
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Better than all right! I got stitches! | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Better than all right! I got stitches! | ||
| − | :''Bart removes his bandages to show family'' | + | :''[Bart removes his bandages to show family.]'' |
| − | :'''Simpson family''''' | + | :'''Simpson family:''' ''[in unison]'' Ewww! |
{{qf|Bart}} Maybe even a scar! | {{qf|Bart}} Maybe even a scar! | ||
{{qf|[[Doctor Hibbert]]}} Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, Bart told me he injured himself attempting to train for a career as a death-defying stuntman? | {{qf|[[Doctor Hibbert]]}} Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, Bart told me he injured himself attempting to train for a career as a death-defying stuntman? | ||
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Hmmm. Perhaps I can discourage Bart from this sort of behavior. | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Hmmm. Perhaps I can discourage Bart from this sort of behavior. | ||
:''Dr. Hibbert escorts the family into a children's ward'' | :''Dr. Hibbert escorts the family into a children's ward'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} What you are about to see are the stark reality of impersonating professional sports, movies, television, and other entertainment-related violence. '' | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} What you are about to see are the stark reality of impersonating professional sports, movies, television, and other entertainment-related violence. ''[points out a boy with his leg in a cast reading a book]'' Bart, this little boy broke his leg... trying to fly like Superman. ''[points out another boy in head bandages]'' This boy's brother hit him on the head with a wrench... mimicking a recent wrestling match seen on TV. We will not even subject you to the horrors of our "3 Stooges Ward". |
{{qf|Marge}} My goodness, Dr. Hibbert! I had no idea TV was such a dangerous and powerful influence. | {{qf|Marge}} My goodness, Dr. Hibbert! I had no idea TV was such a dangerous and powerful influence. | ||
| − | :'''Dr. Hibbert''' | + | :'''Dr. Hibbert:''' ''[signature laugh]'' Well, it is a small price to pay for countless hours of free, top-notch entertainment! |
{{qf|Homer}} Amen! | {{qf|Homer}} Amen! | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Bart, Dr. Hibbert went out of his way to show you what can happen. What do you say to him? | {{qf|Marge}} Bart, Dr. Hibbert went out of his way to show you what can happen. What do you say to him? | ||
{{qf|Bart}} I learned a serious lesson today. Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. ''Shakes Dr. Hibbert's hand, but it is obvious Dr. Hibbert doubts Bart's sincerity'' | {{qf|Bart}} I learned a serious lesson today. Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. ''Shakes Dr. Hibbert's hand, but it is obvious Dr. Hibbert doubts Bart's sincerity'' | ||
{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Hmmm | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Hmmm | ||
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- [Bart has just attempted a stunt that got him sent to the emergency room.]
- Marge: BART! Oh, my special little guy! We were so worried!
- [Marge smothers Bart with kisses.]
- Homer: Marge, we are supposed to be mad at him!
- Lisa: Bart, are you all right?
- Bart: Better than all right! I got stitches!
- [Bart removes his bandages to show family.]
- Simpson family: [in unison] Ewww!
- Bart: Maybe even a scar!
- Doctor Hibbert: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, Bart told me he injured himself attempting to train for a career as a death-defying stuntman?
- Marge: Well, Doctor, we saw a daredevil show last night and you know what they say. Monkey see, monkey do.
- Dr. Hibbert: Hmmm. Perhaps I can discourage Bart from this sort of behavior.
- Dr. Hibbert escorts the family into a children's ward
- Dr. Hibbert: What you are about to see are the stark reality of impersonating professional sports, movies, television, and other entertainment-related violence. [points out a boy with his leg in a cast reading a book] Bart, this little boy broke his leg... trying to fly like Superman. [points out another boy in head bandages] This boy's brother hit him on the head with a wrench... mimicking a recent wrestling match seen on TV. We will not even subject you to the horrors of our "3 Stooges Ward".
- Marge: My goodness, Dr. Hibbert! I had no idea TV was such a dangerous and powerful influence.
- Dr. Hibbert: [signature laugh] Well, it is a small price to pay for countless hours of free, top-notch entertainment!
- Homer: Amen!
- Marge: Bart, Dr. Hibbert went out of his way to show you what can happen. What do you say to him?
- Bart: I learned a serious lesson today. Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. Shakes Dr. Hibbert's hand, but it is obvious Dr. Hibbert doubts Bart's sincerity
- Dr. Hibbert: Hmmm
