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* Ducks shall wear long pants <ref name="[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]">"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"</ref> | * Ducks shall wear long pants <ref name="[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]">"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"</ref> | ||
*He who can juggle six pies at once will be proclaimed Elementary School Principal<ref name="D'oh-lice Academy">''[[D'oh-lice Academy]]''</ref> | *He who can juggle six pies at once will be proclaimed Elementary School Principal<ref name="D'oh-lice Academy">''[[D'oh-lice Academy]]''</ref> | ||
| − | * | + | *Whoever holds their breath for over ten minutes will be titled "The Springfield Chief of Police".<ref name="D'oh-lice Academy"/> |
=== Laws on legality === | === Laws on legality === | ||
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*It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.<ref>"[[Radioactive Man]]"</ref> | *It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.<ref>"[[Radioactive Man]]"</ref> | ||
*It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet<ref name="[[The Springfield Connection]]">"[[The Springfield Connection]]"</ref> | *It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet<ref name="[[The Springfield Connection]]">"[[The Springfield Connection]]"</ref> | ||
| − | * Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, | + | * Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, appealed 1 year later)<ref name="[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"/> |
* It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities<ref name="[[Lisa the Skeptic]]">[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"</ref> | * It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities<ref name="[[Lisa the Skeptic]]">[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"</ref> | ||
* Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) <ref name="[[Wild Barts Can't be Broken]]">"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"</ref> | * Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) <ref name="[[Wild Barts Can't be Broken]]">"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"</ref> | ||
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* Must have a permit to dump crud in the ocean<ref name="[[Make Room for Lisa]]">"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"</ref> | * Must have a permit to dump crud in the ocean<ref name="[[Make Room for Lisa]]">"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"</ref> | ||
* Should the Mayor abdicate, a council of learned citizens shall rule in his stead<ref name="[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"/> | * Should the Mayor abdicate, a council of learned citizens shall rule in his stead<ref name="[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"/> | ||
| − | * It's unlawful for a man to | + | * It's unlawful for a man to have not hat during daylight hours <ref name="[[The Seven-Beer Snitch |
]]">[[The Seven-Beer Snitch | ]]">[[The Seven-Beer Snitch | ||
]]"</ref> | ]]"</ref> | ||
| − | * It's illegal to tie a | + | * It's illegal to tie a alligator to a fire hydrant<ref name="[[The Seven-Beer Snitch |
]]">"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"</ref> | ]]">"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"</ref> | ||
* Five kicks of the same can is considered illegally transporting litter.<ref name="[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]">"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"</ref> | * Five kicks of the same can is considered illegally transporting litter.<ref name="[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]">"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"</ref> | ||
Revision as of 00:24, January 12, 2015
Springfield has a variety of laws that are not found in other parts of the state or the US.
Laws
Town Charter
- The charter starts with "We the People of Springfield" and is signed by six people, including Jebediah Springfield[1]
- The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true [2]
- If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot [3]
- Ducks shall wear long pants [4]
- He who can juggle six pies at once will be proclaimed Elementary School Principal[5]
- Whoever holds their breath for over ten minutes will be titled "The Springfield Chief of Police".[5]
Laws on legality
- It is illegal to mail threatening letters [6]
- It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling [6]
- Casino gambling is legal [7]
- No mercury dumping without permit [8]
- It is a crime to tease the fast food order box [9]
- It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.[10]
- It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet[11]
- Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, appealed 1 year later)[4]
- It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities[12]
- Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) [13]
- On duty cops are prohibited from wearing control top panty hose [14]
- Must have a permit to dump crud in the ocean[15]
- Should the Mayor abdicate, a council of learned citizens shall rule in his stead[1]
- It's unlawful for a man to have not hat during daylight hours [16]
- It's illegal to tie a alligator to a fire hydrant[16]
- Five kicks of the same can is considered illegally transporting litter.[17]
Propositions
- 24 - Illegal Immigrants are to be deported [18]
- 104 - Homer Out of Springfield[19]
- 217 - Vote on Casinos [20]
- 232 and 242 - votes on children's rights.[21]
- 304 - Polls will become legally binding [22]
- 305 - Discount bus fares for war widows[23]
References
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