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Springfield has a variety of laws that are not found in other parts of the state or the US.


Town Charter[edit]

  • The charter starts with "We the People of Springfield" and is signed by six people, including Jebediah Springfield[1]
  • The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true [2]
  • If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot [3]
  • Ducks shall wear long pants [4]
  • He who can juggle six pies at once will be proclaimed Elementary School Principal[5]
  • Whoever holds their breath for over ten minutes will be titled "The Springfield Chief of Police".[5]

Laws on legality[edit]

  • It is illegal to mail threatening letters [6]
  • It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling [6]
  • Casino gambling is legal [7]
  • No mercury dumping without permit [8]
  • It is a crime to tease the fast food order box [9]
  • It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.[10]
  • It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet[11]
  • Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, repealed 1 year later)[4]
  • It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities[12]
  • Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) [13]
  • On duty cops are prohibited from wearing control top panty hose [13]
  • Must have a permit to dump crud in the ocean[14]
  • Should the Mayor abdicate, a council of learned citizens shall rule in his stead[1]
  • It's unlawful for a man to have not hat during daylight hours [15]
  • It's illegal to tie a alligator to a fire hydrant[15]
  • Five kicks of the same can is considered illegally transporting litter.[15]


  • 24 - Illegal Immigrants are to be deported [16]
  • 104 - Homer Out of Springfield[17]
  • 217 - Vote on Casinos [18]
  • 232 and 242 - votes on children's rights.[19]
  • 304 - Polls will become legally binding [20]
  • 305 - Discount bus fares for war widows[21]