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- The charter starts with "We the People of Springfield" and is signed by six people, including Jebediah Springfield
- The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true 
- If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot 
- Ducks shall wear long pants 
- He who can juggle six pies at once will be proclaimed Elementary School Principal
- Whoever holds their breath for over ten minutes will be titled "The Springfield Chief of Police".
Laws on legality
- It is illegal to mail threatening letters 
- It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling 
- Casino gambling is legal 
- No mercury dumping without permit 
- It is a crime to tease the fast food order box 
- It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.
- It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet
- Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, repealed 1 year later)
- It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities
- Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) 
- On duty cops are prohibited from wearing control top panty hose 
- Must have a permit to dump crud in the ocean
- Should the Mayor abdicate, a council of learned citizens shall rule in his stead
- It's unlawful for a man to have not hat during daylight hours 
- It's illegal to tie a alligator to a fire hydrant
- Five kicks of the same can is considered illegally transporting litter.
- 24 - Illegal Immigrants are to be deported 
- 104 - Homer Out of Springfield
- 217 - Vote on Casinos 
- 232 and 242 - votes on children's rights.
- 304 - Polls will become legally binding 
- 305 - Discount bus fares for war widows