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KrustyCo Inc. is the company owned by Krusty the Clown that handles his merchandising. Everything that meets Krusty's "high standards" has a Krusty Brand Seal of Approval on it.

Media and Entertainment

TV shows

Image Name Type Notes The Krusty the Clown Show TV show The show has been temporarily run by Sideshow Bob, cancelled, possessed by the IRS. It shows Itchy & Scratchy. Krusty Komedy Klassics TV special 250px Krusty the Klown's Celebrity Salute to Specials TV special Ended up in a blimp accident. 250px Last Gasp with Krusty the Clown TV series Brief late night series when Lisa takes over The Krusty the Clown Show. The Krusty Movie Film 50px Kroon Along with Krusty Album Record went Gold. Not to be confused with the segment of his show. Includes a duet with Harvey Fierstein. The Jokes We Stolen Book By Krusty the Clown Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God Biography Ghostwritten by John Updike KrustyCon Convention A convention on all things Krusty.[1]

Locations

Image Name Type Notes Krusty Burger Fast food restaurant Thousands across the USA, including more than two in Springfield. One located on an offshore oil rig. Krustylu Studios TV studios Located on the Channel 6 studio lot Krusty's Clown College Adult education Taken over by the Springfield Mafia. Krustyland Amusement Park Amusement park Features: The Remarkable Leaky Tugboat, Cactus Patch and the Never-Ending Line Krusty Clown House for Needy Kids Children's home At least two; alleged that children who enter have never came out.

Merchandise

Toys

• Krusty Doll
• Krusty Giant Toy Drum^[2]
• Krusty Mini-Basketball Hoops
• Krusty Punch Doll^[2]
• Krusty the Klown Vinylite Grip Steel Tipped Lawn Darts
• Krusty Monopoly
• Krusty the Clown Walkie Talkies
• Krusty the Klown Action Figures
  • Talking Sideshow Mel with Removable Bone
  • Krusty the Klown with Arthritic Grip
  • Daredevil Krusty.
• Krusty ballons^[2]

Food and Drink

• Krusty-O's
• Krusty-O's Pasta Substitute
• Krusty-Brand Imitation Gruel (9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference)
• Frosty Krusty Flakes^[2]
• Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes ("Only sugar has more sugar!")
• Krusty-Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner
• Krusty's Famous Sauce
• Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages (milkshakes)
• Krusty's Vita-Glo Radiant Spring Water
• Sideshow Marsh-MEL-lows
• Krusty Soda
• Krusty Fried Chicken
• Krusty Brand Chicken-Flavoured Soda - You'll love the Fowl Taste!
• Krusty Kosher Ham
• Krusty-Brand Pork Products and Pork By-Products
• Chef Krusty's Brunch-In-A-Can
• Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits (They're Kosher, Too!)
• Le Kruste Burgers - The French version of the Krusty Burger
• Krusty's Non-Dairy Non-Ice Cream Whey Product Sandwich*Krusty Flakes*Krustyburger Laffy Meals
• Krusty Brand Pork Sqeezin's
• Super Deluxe Krusty Burger with bacon, chili, cheese and extra Krusty Secret Sauce
• Krusty Secret Sauce
• Krustyshake
• Krusty Kreamy-Os
• Krusty Brand Chunk Style Tuna - packed in natural tap water
• Krusty Discount Dashboard Buffet Kit
• Krusty-Bacon Swirlie
• Krusty Brand Baby Oatmeal - now 38% fewer rat droppings.
• The Clogger ("If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!")
• Cap'n Krusty's Not Quite Kosher Gefilte Fish Sticks™ ^[1]
• Krusty Mug^[2]
• Krusty baby bottle^[2]
• Krusty Chips
• Krusty Soda
• Krusty Beef Jerky^[3]

Clothes, bags and accesories

• Krusty Costume^[2]
• Krusty-Brand Wrist Watch ( "leaks acid onto everything")
• Krusty Lunchboxes^[2]
• Krusty T-Shirts^[2]
• Krusty tote bag^[2]
• Krusty Slippers^[2]
• Krusty Towel^[2]

Electronics and Furniture

• Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock (Gets extremely hot when plugged in)^[2]
• Krusty Phone^[2]
• Krusty Wallclock^[2]
• Krusty Bedside Lamp^[2]
• Krusty Trash Basket^[4]
• Krusty Bedsheets^[2]
• Krusty Beanbag chair^[2]
• Krusty Bowl-A-Rama

Stationary

• Krusty Pencil Tops^[2]
• Krusty Posters
• Krusty greeting cards
• Krusty Calculator
• Official Krustyland Pencils

Health and Cosmetics

• Krusty Pacifier^[2]
• Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test ("May cause birth defects")
• Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup
• Krusty Brain & Health Tonic
• Krusty-Brand Vitamins
• Krusty Brand Bite-A-Min's Imitation Vitamins
• Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne* Lady Krusty Mustache Removal* Krusty Electric Toothbrush
• Krusty Eye wash
• Krusty Personal Swabs
• Krusty-Brand Cough Syrup (the secret ingredient of the Flaming Homer cocktail)
• Krusty Condoms^[1]

Misc.

• Krusty Handguns
• Krusty the Clown Fan Club
• Krusty's Sulfuric Acid
• Krusty Brand Geiger Counter ("Whoah! That thing's gonna blow! Drop this toy and run!")
• Krusty's Crowd Control Barrier "Krusty Sez 'Get Back'"
• Krusty's Multi-phastic Personality Test
• Krusty Wallpaper and Wallpaper Glue ("Now with 15% fewer toxic fumes!")^[5]

Non-Canon

References