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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': No, no. It's their Christmas too. | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': No, no. It's their Christmas too. | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Radio''': Hey hey hey! We're halfway through our same song 6 pack! Now let's hear [[wikipedia:William_Shatner|William Shatner]]'s version of ''[[Everybody Hates Ned Flanders]]''! |
| − | :'''Radio''': Hey hey hey! We're halfway through our same song 6 pack! Now let's | ||
:'''[[Marge]]''': ''Another'' cover? My god, let it die! | :'''[[Marge]]''': ''Another'' cover? My god, let it die! | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Marge''': I'm so sick of that song! |
| − | :'''Marge''': I'm so sick of that song! | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': I know! I'm beginning to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels! | :'''[[Homer]]''': I know! I'm beginning to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels! | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''': This dude ranch is going to be great! A whole week without hearing that stupid song! |
| − | :'''Homer''': This dude ranch is going to be great! A whole week without hearing that stupid song! | ||
:'''[[wikipedia:David_Byrne|David Byrne]]''': You won't think it's stupid once you hear the extended salsa mix! | :'''[[wikipedia:David_Byrne|David Byrne]]''': You won't think it's stupid once you hear the extended salsa mix! | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''[[Lisa]]''': On this battleground in 1886, 300 Native Americans lost their lives, and 4 brave Americans lost their hats. |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': On this battleground in 1886, 300 Native Americans lost their lives, and 4 brave Americans lost their hats. | ||
:'''Homer''': ''(crying)'' Those poor hats! | :'''Homer''': ''(crying)'' Those poor hats! | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! ''(stands up)'' Daddy, I need upsies! |
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! ''(stands up)'' Daddy, I need upsies! | ||
:'''Homer''': Coming sweetie! | :'''Homer''': Coming sweetie! | ||
:''(Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead)'' | :''(Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead)'' | ||
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:'''Cowboy 1''': Well, he sure shut us up! | :'''Cowboy 1''': Well, he sure shut us up! | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>'''Homer''': Look at those stupid city slickers, with there fur coats and pointy hats! |
| − | '''Homer''': Look at those stupid city slickers, with there fur coats and pointy hats! | ||
'''Marge''':Homer, those are ''elk''! | '''Marge''':Homer, those are ''elk''! | ||
Revision as of 08:01, August 23, 2010
Everybody Hates Ned Flanders Lyrics
- Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
- Homer: His name is Ned!
- Lenny and Carl: E-R-S!
- Homer: It's a stupid name! It's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No-o-o-o-o!
- David Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly. He just smiles and nods politely then goes home and worships nightly. His Leftorium is an emporium of WOE!
- Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
- Homer: Don't yell at Ned!
- Lenny and Carl: D-E-R!
- Homer: His wife is dead! Everyone just hates that stupid jerk!
- David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing! Filling clubs with angry valentinos! You don't have to move your feet! Just hate Flanders to the disco beat!
- David and Homer: He's a perky, peppy, nightmare neighbourino!
- Homer: If you despise polite left-handers
- Ned: Then I'd doubt you'd like that Flanders or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd
- Crowd: F-L-A!
- Apu: His name is Ned
- Crowd: D-R-S!
- Apu: He's so white bread!
- Church Chorus: The smiling moustached geek who walks with God!
Quotes
(The Simpsons are singing Walking in a Winter Wonderland to Mr. Burns)
- Mr. Burns: Exquisite, just exquisite! Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds...
- (Hounds chase away the Simpsons)
- Smithers: Should I call them off sir?
- Mr. Burns: No, no. It's their Christmas too.
:Radio: Hey hey hey! We're halfway through our same song 6 pack! Now let's hear William Shatner's version of Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!
- Marge: Another cover? My god, let it die!
:Marge: I'm so sick of that song!
- Homer: I know! I'm beginning to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels!
:Homer: This dude ranch is going to be great! A whole week without hearing that stupid song!
- David Byrne: You won't think it's stupid once you hear the extended salsa mix!
:Lisa: On this battleground in 1886, 300 Native Americans lost their lives, and 4 brave Americans lost their hats.
- Homer: (crying) Those poor hats!
:Bart: I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! (stands up) Daddy, I need upsies!
- Homer: Coming sweetie!
- (Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead)
- (Bart blows a raspberry at the other kids)
- Cowboy 1: Well, he sure shut us up!
Homer: Look at those stupid city slickers, with there fur coats and pointy hats!
Marge:Homer, those are elk!
Homer: Well I still hate 'em. (Shouting at elk) Go back to Bosten!
(Elk shy away)Template:Season 14 Q
