Difference between revisions of "Were Is Your Hair"

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Were Is Your Hair is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIX content update. It requires Were-Milhouse to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After obtaining Were-Milhouse Lisa, don't be frightened... What, that you're only wearing underwear. Frightening isn't what I'd call it. I can't stand the feel of clothing on my skin anymore. I'm a werewolf! You'll have to lock me up once a month, but it can still work out between us. Who ever heard of a werewolf without any hair?! I'm a short-coat werewolf. Some kind of Chihuahua, I think. But I'll get hair, tons of it! I'll show you! Task: "Make Were-Milhouse Try to Grow Chest Hair". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. There, see? Chest hair. That's three cat hairs glued on with craft paste. Oh, so now I have to grow it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Were-Milhouse's exclamation mark There's a lot more to being a werewolf than just being hairy, Lisa. Like what? For example, right now I'm being overcome by an animal instinct! To hunt? Well, that too. But mainly an animal instinct to take a hit off my inhaler. Task: "Make Were-Milhouse Prowl Around". The job takes 4 hours. *panting* I'm sorry you had to see that raw display of animal aggression. Yeah, that squirrel you were chasing did look pretty nervous. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Were-Milhouse's exclamation mark If you'll excuse me Lisa, I'm going to go howl at the moon... I thought your doctor told you no loud vocalizations. Oh, that's right. Maybe it'll be okay if l mutter at a streetlamp. Task: "Make Were-Milhouse Have a Howling Good Time". The job takes place at Shops and takes 24 hours. This is the best day of my life! There's only one thing that could make it better, hearing Lisa admit she was wrong about me all along... Or at least wrong about me today. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Were-Milhouse's exclamation mark Lisa, it's happening! The moon is up! I'm about to transform! Don't let me savagely mutilate anyone, please! And don't let me run through any long grass. I get terrible allergies. Task: "Make Were-Milhouse Feel the Change". The job takes 8 hours. I transformed back. Did I kill anyone while I was a werewolf? No. I just put you on a leash and took you for a walk. That's disappointing. Cheer up. You found three dead birds to roll around in. Well, that's something! Quest reward: 200 and 20