Difference between revisions of "No Accounting for Taste"

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No Accounting for Taste is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIX content update. It requires Count Grampa to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After unlocking Count Grampa Did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a bat? No, Grampa, but I don't have time for one of your...rather unlikely digressions. I admit, I sometimes get my stories mixed up. That'll happen when you've been in two world wars and all four branches of the Services. But there's three things I'm sure of: I hate foreigners, I like Moxie, and now I'm a vampire... Task: "Make Grampa Transform Into Count Grampa". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Wow, Grampa, you're a member of the undead? Yep. I'm also a member of The Grateful Dead, for some reason. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Count Grampa's exclamation mark So, I left my window open last night, and this foreign fellow with a fruity accent climbed in and bit me. This is a nightmare. Grampa's a vampire. Eh, it's not so bad. So he's a bloodsucking corpse. Really no change from the old Grampa. Except now I live forever. This is a nightmare!!! Task: "Make Count Grampa Laugh Evilly". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Boy, that evil laugh really tuckered me out. Think I'll take a nap. Don't suppose you have a coffin. Yes. I've had it ready for you for a long time. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Count Grampa's exclamation mark Wow, I'm feeling pretty darn hungry. Let's see what I've got to eat... Creamed corn, banana pudding, mashed yams...the heck with that! I'm eatin' out tonight at a diner called "The Juicy Neck". They have that cute waitress I like! Oh, I'm getting confused again. Task: "Make Count Grampa Struggle to Feed". The job takes 8 hours. Boy, at the Retirement Castle, a liquid diet is the "easy" one to eat. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Count Grampa's exclamation mark Lisa, you've got to help me. I'm stuck as a vampire and it's lot harder than it looks. Okay, I'll help, but just so you don't get any ideas, I'm wearing garlic around my neck. Aw, sweetie, I would never try to drink YOUR blood. I'm too stiff to bend down that far. Well, look, why don't you use your vampire powers to take eerie other forms? Then you could probably sneak up on a possum or something. Changing form, eh? Well, I've been changing my mind for eighty years, how hard can it be? Task: "Make Count Grampa Change Form". The job takes 12 hours. *breathing heavily* Oh, it's too hard to change into some other shape. That's like asking me to stop hating kids on my lawn. Quest reward: 100 and 20

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Count Grampa's exclamation mark Can't you get me out of this curse? I'm afraid the only way to end your curse is with a stake. Uh oh. The doctor told me to cut back on the red meat. No Grampa, a stake through the heart. You have to be killed! I'm ready to send you to peace, Dad. Sooo ready. Uh oh, time for some vampire hypnosis. Look into my eyes, my rheumy, filmy eyes... Task: "Make Count Grampa Use His Powers of Hypnosis". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours. You are under my vampire allure! You are helpless! Now let me tell you about the time I thought I lost my glasses. Yes...and don't spare the digressions... I'll live forever, and no one will ever stop listening to my stories. *evil laugh* Quest reward: 200 and 20