Revision as of 09:13, December 21, 2024
| Kill Burns
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Kill Burns is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Moe's Ark content update. It requires Butterfly Maggie to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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That Mr. Burns is a real piece of work!
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Homie, don't talk ill about your boss in front of Maggie.
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I'm sorry Maggie, but even babies should know Mr. Burns is a jerk. He needs to be taught a lesson.
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Mr. Burns will get what's coming to him, but not from any of us. Right Maggie?
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*suck* *suck*
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| Task: "Make Butterfly Maggie Energize and Fly". The job takes 12 hours.
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Who's there?
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*suck*
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Maggie Simpson! How'd you get in here?
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*suck*
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And since when can you do that? Easy now. Just put the sword down.
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*suck* *suck*
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No! I won't betray Mr. Burns. He'll be long gone by the time you find him.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark
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It's bad enough we work for that jerk. Now he owns the beer we drink.
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Burns won't stop until he owns everything and everyone.
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Youse guys don't know what you're talkin' about, alright. Burns ain't so bad once he's paying you.
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*suck* *suck*
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Hey! No babies allowed after 1 PM. That's when the drunks show up.
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*suck*
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Task: "Make Butterfly Maggie Trash Moe's Bar". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
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What have you done to my precious, dirty, leaky bar?
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*suck* *suck*
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Alright, I'll spill. Burns was here, he said he was gonna see Krusty next. Now lemme sweep up my booze and get it back into bottles.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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What do you mean we're out of meat patties? Just use the mystery junk Burns dropped off.
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*suck*
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It's you! Look, Burns and I help each other out. I scratch his back, he gets Smithers to scratch mine.
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*suck* *suck*
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Okay, calm down. Don't pop your pacifier. I do remember Burns saying something about going to the Kwik-E-Mart.
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| Task: "Make Butterfly Maggie Investigate the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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Baby Maggie! You cannot be near my toxic hot dogs and suspect burritos unsupervised.
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*suck*
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I am sorry, but I do not understand your adorable baby noises.
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*suck* *suck*
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However, if you were asking for the whereabouts of Mr. Burns, he is at the Power Plant. You just missed him.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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What was that? Is someone there? Ah, it's you. Smithers warned me of your crusade.
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*intense suck* *enraged suck*
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Your diaper gives you great confidence. But I have more. Do your worst, baby.
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| Task: "Make Butterfly Maggie Get Revenge on Burns". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers and takes 4 hours.
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Please, take mercy on this withered old man.
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*remorseful suck*
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Ha, while you fell for my mercy ploy, it allowed me time to fall into my trap door.
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*suck* *suck*
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See you around, you layette loser!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Mr. Burns! What are you doing in my house!?
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Simpson, help me stop your murderous infant or you're fired.
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Maggie? She's just a harmless baby.
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*suck* *suck* *suck* *suck*
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Where did you learn to swear like a safety inspector? Oh, wait.
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She's going to kill me, Simpson! Stop her!
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| Task: "Make Butterfly Maggie Reach Max "I Have The Power!" Status". The job takes 8 hours.
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Maggie, people say mean things about their bosses all the time. That doesn't mean we want to kill them.
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It just means that we wish they were dead.
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*suck* *cries* *suck*
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But I am proud you tried to take revenge on Mr. Burns in my honor. That's my girl.
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*suck suck* *suck* *suck suck*
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If you no longer try to kill me, I shall forget this misunderstanding, and be marginally nicer to your father.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the Quentin Tarantino films [[Wikipedia:Kill Bill: Volume 1 ({{{2}}})|Kill Bill: Volume 1]] and [[Wikipedia:Kill Bill: Volume 2 ({{{2}}})|Kill Bill: Volume 2]].
