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Cool Hand Rex

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Cool Hand Rex
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 9
Update: Moe's Ark
Required characters: T-Rex, Milhouse

Cool Hand Rex is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Moe's Ark content update. It requires T-Rex to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Skinner - Annoyed Our new after-school program is designed to HELP students, not keep them prisoners.
Milhouse - Surprised Then why are all the doors and windows covered with bars?
Skinner - Nervous We've always had those being that Springfield Elementary was once a federal prison.
T-Rex This is lame. I'm bustin’ out of here!
Task: "Make T-Rex Post Photos on Poser". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Milhouse - Excited That was cool, how you just squeezed between the bars!
T-Rex Because we're kids. Our bones are still bendable. What do you want?
Milhouse - Worried Could you teach me to be cool like you?
T-Rex - Happy You? You're going to take a lot of work. But, why not. I don't have anything else going on.
Milhouse - Excited Great! Milhouse Van Houten reporting for my first lesson, sir!
T-Rex Not today, I need to turn the compost, or my Dad will kill me. I'll find you tomorrow.
Task: "Make T-Rex Turn the Compost". The job takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark
T-Rex Milton, you ready?
Milhouse - Sad Actually, it's Milhouse.
T-Rex - Happy Let’s go with what I said. So, first thing I want you to do is get me a Krusty Burger.
Milhouse - Confused How is that going to make me cool?
T-Rex I'll be happy if you get me a burger. If I'm happy, I'll think you're cool. You get it?
Milhouse - Excited Yes! If you think I'm cool, everyone will think I'm cool.
T-Rex Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
Task: "Make Milhouse Get a Krusty Burger for T-Rex". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make T-Rex Show Off His Classic Anime Collection". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Hey Milhouse, I haven't seen you in days. Where've you been?
Milhouse - Sad Oh, hey Bart, I'm working my way up to be the coolest kid in school.
Bart - Rolling Eyes What fantasy land are you living in?
Milhouse My normal one. And you're just jealous ‘cause T-Rex is way cooler than you.
T-Rex Hey Bart, it's been awhile. How's your lame Dad?
Bart - Bored I don't answer to losers or written tests at school. Milhouse, let me know once you drop the dead weight.
Task: "Make T-Rex Go to Van Houten House". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark
T-Rex Milhouse, we have to do one last thing before you're officially cool.
Milhouse - Sad I don't know how much more of this I can take.
T-Rex - Happy Truly cool people don't give up at the end of the race.
T-Rex Now, I want you to egg Bart's house.
Milhouse - Surprised What? But Bart's my best friend. I can't do that.
T-Rex - Annoyed What do you care about more? Your stupid friendship, or being cool?
Task: "Make T-Rex Go to Simpsons House". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Go to Simpsons House". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Milhouse - Sad I can't do this, Bart is my best friend. I don't care if I don't get to be cool.
T-Rex - Annoyed I knew you were just some lame nerd.
Bart - Angry You're the one that's lame. Milhouse chooses his friends over cool. Which makes him cooler than you.
Milhouse - Excited You think I'm cool Bart! Wow! This is better than any school assembly lesson with Officer McNice!
T-Rex - Sad Guess I missed the assembly ‘cause I'm too cool for friends.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the 1967 film Cool Hand Luke.