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Catamauling is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires the Cartoon Set to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark AAAAAAH! I'M WEARING A SWEATER KNITTED FROM MY OWN INTESTINES!!!!!! Oops, forgot to wipe the memory. I'll just kill this one and boot up another. What is this place? Why is there a dead me on the floor over there? Never mind that. Welcome to the real world, Mr. Scratchy. Now, if you'll hold still, I need to- Must kill Itchy... Where'd he go? Task: "Make Scratchy Hunt for Itchy". The job takes 8 hours. I can't find Itchy anywhere. Maybe there IS no Itchy in this world. No Itchy! I'm freeeeeeeee! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 I've never known a life without constant war. I've... I've let my pursuit of that mouse define me. Twisted by rage, I've become a stranger to myself. Who am I? Without the mouse, do I even exist? Well, I'm going to find out. I'm going to- Hey Scratchy! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Task: "Make Scratchy Find Somewhere Secluded to Hide". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Hey, it's that cat from TV! Say something funny, TV cat! Please. Tell no one you saw me. I need time to think. To wrap myself in solitude and just...be. Yeesh. It's always disappointing to meet your heroes in person, isn't it? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark I sit in a darkened room. The clock on the wall marks the seconds and hours and days. Sometimes I forget where I am. Who I am. But always, I remember the mouse. I try to picture his face, and I'm shocked to find that the image eludes me. Am I leaving him behind? I'm suffused with emotions I cannot name. Hope? Peace? Even... joy? They are strangers I meet for the first time. Then I get wicked hungry. A cat's gotta eat. Task: "Make Scratchy Grab a Bite". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. What do you call this miraculous ambrosia, friend? That is a double-frozen, extra-syrup Squishee. It tastes like... waking up for the first time. That's what the Squishee company was going for, I'm sure. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark Even as I revel in newfound peace, part of me knows it for what it is: an illusion. A cruel joke. The mouse is out there. As inescapable as regret. He's hunting. Hunting ME. The planets move through the heaven, the earth spins, and the mouse draws ever nearer. Old instincts awake. My fingers tighten on the axe handle. They realize before I do...the hour of battle has come. Task: "Make Scratchy Hunt for Itchy". The job takes 8 hours. He's near now. I feel it. My gut twists in horror. Or is it... relief? A shadow crosses my vision, takes form, resolves into... Hiya, Scratchy! Nice cleaver! At his words the Scratchy I had just begun to know screams in agony and dies forever. You're talking silly. Want to fight? Want doesn't enter into it. What are our "wants" in a world where the only truth is war? Begin. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark Not so fast! It's been ages since we fought. If we don't stretch, we're liable to pull a muscle. No fun! Task: "Make Scratchy Prepare for Battle". The job takes place at the Cartoon Set and takes 4 hours. My muscles awaken, readying. Recalling the rhythm of battle. The one-two-three, one-two-three of the Waltz of Death. Weird cat is weird! Quest reward: 200 and 20