Difference between revisions of "Simpler Livin'"

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Simpler Livin' is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires the Mountain Man to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mountain Man's exclamation mark: Don't that bust a hump! Urban sprawl has finally climbed up my mountain. Best get the lay of the land; see what kinda threats are out there and iffin' I need to poke some holes in the system with my smokin' hole poker. Task: "Place Stop Sign" (x2). Task: "Make Mountain Man Shoot Stop Signs". The job takes place at a Stop Sign and takes 4 hours. After starting the job Hold up there, Shoot to Swill! You can't keep blasting holes in the first stop sign you see. Town ordnances state a five shot maximum per sign. Do you know how much goes into replacing a sign? We gotta put down cones and…it's just a whole thing. We don't want that kind of hassle. After finishing the tasks Hey feller, here's a tip from yokel to mountain man: use bird-shot to get around the five shot law. They's ain't much left after five blasts of all them BB's. Right nice tip, pal! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mountain Man's exclamation mark Say, what do you think about givin' me the penny tour around here? “Penny”? ‘Round these parts tours cost a nickel. Blasted city prices. What a rip-off! I's don't make the rules. Fine. Let's get on with it. Task: "Make Mountain Man Tour Springfield With Cletus". The job takes place at Shops and takes 4 hours. That's the Krusty Burger. You can sell ‘em anything you catch or kill and they don't ask no questions. Mincin' meat into flat patties? What happened to fryin' ferret with the face on? And over there's the public bathroom. The showers are free. Only cuz of busted water pipes over the toilets. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mountain Man's exclamation mark You city folk sure are spoiled with your running water and food practically chewed up for you! You even let the government dictate when you's gotta stop and go! I need to get outta here ‘fore I get so city-fied I need a service pig to pull my boots on and off. Task: "Make Mountain Man Retreat to His Mountain". The job takes place at the Outland Sign and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mountain Man's exclamation mark I need to get back to my roots. Meanin' eatin' roots, burdock weed, and tree sap. Certainly will taste better than some minced chicken pressed into clown shapes! Task: "Place Trees" (x3). Task: "Make Mountain Man Live Off the Land". The job takes place at Trees and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20