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This Quest Is Cursed is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update. It requires the Evil Shopkeeper to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on the Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark Why is business slow? The House of Evil is the OG Halloween creepy pop-up. Couple things are hurting your business, pal. First: people can post reviews online now. Yours suck. I will find these reviews and damn them to hell... I mean, ask how I can make their shopping experience more pleasant. Also, people want to get their cursed stuff in the privacy of their own homes these days. Hiding their shame at home, eh? I have an idea. Task: "Make Evil Shopkeeper Promote Cursed Wares". The job takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on the Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark That was a fruitless endeavor. Nothing sold, no curses spread, and my pride took a hit. I can't be the only small business owner struggling in this world of modern convenience. Perhaps I can steal wisdom from their minds with a headpiece. Of course I mean ask politely... then wrench the wisdom from their minds! Task: "Make Evil Shopkeeper Meet Other Clerks". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Apu Offer Business Advice". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Have you doubled your prices? In some cases, tripled them. Offer terrible customer service when they ask for help? I offer none. Do you profit from your "Take-A-Penny / Leave-A-Penny" tray? I only have a "Take-YOUR-Pennies" tray. Oh dear, this guy's competing directly with me! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on the Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark My business is still underperforming. I even tried that "Buy One, Get One Free" hot dog sale. I've cursed every other dog, but it still angers me to give it away for free. *evil laugh* You just need to remind folks what your store has to offer? Put on a show or do something unique. Thank you, small child. If this works, you'll be one of the few spared from the curses. Task: "Make Evil Shopkeeper Perform Dubious Act". The job takes place at the House of Evil and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Rush to Buy Krusty Dolls" (x3). The jobs take place at the House of Evil and take 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on the Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark This is fantastic! I haven't sold a Krusty Doll in almost two decades! Now I can barely keep them in stock. Not these dolls again. The last one almost murdered my husband and son. That was a bad batch. These Krusty dolls are configured to be "good". Oh, that's nice. And I can control their settings all from a single switch in my shop. It would be a shame... if someone... flipped it. Task: "Make Evil Shopkeeper Flip Master Switch to Evil". The job takes place at the House of Evil and takes 60 minutes. Ah, the sweet screams of satisfied customers across town. Who needs internet, the cursing business is still so rewarding. Quest reward: 200 and 20