All Bark, and Bite

All Bark, and Bite

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	Treehouse of Horror XXVIII
Required characters:	Treestache, Homer
Optional characters:	Angelica Button, The Great Raymondo, Sorcerer Frink, Wizard Martin, Wizard Bart, Wizard Lisa, Magic Act Milhouse, Unicorn Wizard, Greystash
Previous quest(s):	Woodchop Pt. 2

All Bark, and Bite is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update. It requires Treestache to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

After completing Woodchop Pt. 2
	Why are you smashing our town, tree monster? All we've ever done to you is hang ornaments and tinsel off your brothers' and sisters' corpses.
	Your town? I've got deeper roots here than anyone! My great grandfather WAS the Mayflower!
	We have to capture him before he crushes somebody!
	Or even worse, gives me a splinter!
Task: "Capture Treestache". The job takes place at 4 and takes 4 hours.

Characters that can do the "Capture Treestache" task are:

After completing Pt. 1
	Let me go! I must carry out my master's evil bidding.
	GASP You're under the spell of Don't-Say-His-Name aren't you?
	YES! I'd rather be marching two by two under his control than become a two by four!
	He's even worse than the dark wizard Who's-That-Guy. Let me see if I can break the spell.
Task: "Enchant Treestache" (x15). The job takes place at Treestache's Grove and takes 4 hours.
	Damn, there goes my future wand material. Plus two thirds of an armoire.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the "Enchant Treestache" task are:

After completing Pt. 2
	So, you'll join us in the fight against evil, risking limb and... limb, as long as my dad respects your kind?
	Yes. I'm willing to recruit an army of trees, plus some shrubs, if he's willing to extend an olive branch.
	Of course! I just need to chop one down first.
Task: "Summon Treestache". The job takes place at Treestache's Grove and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Cut Down an Olive Tree". The job takes place at Treestache's Grove and takes 4 hours.
	Marge! I'm all done! I've completed my idea!
	Homer, it's just a pile of wood.
	Yeah, well. Half way through I got sidetracked waging an epic battle with a living tree under a wizard's spell and forgot why I needed wood in the first place.
	Homer, you don't have to lie about getting drunk at Moe's.
	Great idea Marge! Off to Moe's!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

The quest name is a reference to the phrase "all bark and no bite".

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The Great Raymondo	The Great Geriatrico
Squeaky Voice Peasant	Blue Collar Peasant
Treestache	All Bark, and Bite
Sorcerer Frink	Madmagician
Angelica Button	Buttoncon
Wizard Bart and Wizard Lisa	Tale of Two Mages
Burns Dragon	The Very Well-Off Dragon
Wiggops	Zero-Clops Thirty
Greystash	Magic Mustache
Unicorn Wizard	Glitter Horn
Count Dracula	Old School Vamp
Lord Montymort	The Sorcerer's Life Sentence
Slithers	Supervisor Snake
Evil Shopkeeper	This Quest Is Cursed
Lewd	Pub Stomp
Crawl	Rock and Troll
Barfy	The Party Troll
Pests	Booger Boys
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