| A Bull in a Magic Shop
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A Bull in a Magic Shop is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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I still need a wand, robe, an animal familiar, a couple books...
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Heck no. I'm not wasting my "I'm-faking-a-sick-day" to take you costume shopping. Halloween is so far away it scares me. Eeeagggh! See. Scared.
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But if I don't start work on it now, it'll just be a dumb costume. I need cosplay grade or better this year.
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Why are you trying so hard to impress the weird anime kids? And the weirder adults?
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If you ever become part of a real fandom, you'll understand.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Use Fandom Powers to Annoy Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
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There's even a new district called Charmer's Market in town that panders to everything I'm gushing about. Can we go? Can we? Can we?
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No. Not in a million years. Not even if my Dad particles are teleported there and back... No!
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But they have a ton of junk food, just with stupid fancy-sounding names.
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Sounds stupid-endous! And even dumb-licious!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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So, let's get this dress shopping over with. Where to? How 'bout the nearest computer? You can buy things online, like a normie millennial.
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Where's the thrill in that? I need a quest to acquire my robes and wands! The journey is as important as the accoutrements.
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That's why we must cross the Magic Station into Charmer's Market!
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I'd ask questions about what you just said but honestly, I wouldn't understand your answers.
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Task: "Build Charmer's Market". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Springfielders Pretend They're Wizards" (x3). The jobs take place at Charmer's Market and take 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Homer Mock Kids and Adult Kids". The job takes place at Charmer's Market and takes 6 seconds.
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I'm looking for a Magic Tap Ball doubles partner. Rough touch rules. BYOB: Bring Your Own Broom.
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I like my stuffed owls just as ornery as the real ones! And I'm willing to trade my lunch money to procure it!
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I cast "AMEX-O" with my dad's credit card to buy a bag of funky tasting jelly beans!
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Honey, Bart should've come with us. He'd have a field day making fun of all these freaks.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Is this the last store? I can't walk another step unless you can cast a wizard spell on my aching feet.
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I promise this is the last stop. Besides, the wand is the most important piece!
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You must have a special bond with a wand. It must call to you. Some say it takes years to find a wand that-
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*stare* Got it!
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| Task: "Make Homer Drool Over Old Wand". The job takes place at Charmer's Market and takes 6 seconds.
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Dad, you can't just take it! That's pick-pocketing, or wand-pocketing, or something.
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I'll pay for it. I'm just trying it out in my back pocket to see if it makes my butt look cool.
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*snap*
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You just sat on it, didn't you?
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Yeah, but how's my butt look?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "a bull in a china shop".
