| This Quest Is Cursed
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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This Quest Is Cursed is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update. It requires the Evil Shopkeeper to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on the Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark
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Why is business slow? The House of Evil is the OG Halloween creepy pop-up.
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Couple things are hurting your business, pal. First: people can post reviews online now. Yours suck.
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I will find these reviews and damn them to hell... I mean, ask how I can make their shopping experience more pleasant.
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Also, people want to get their cursed stuff in the privacy of their own homes these days.
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Hiding their shame at home, eh? I have an idea.
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| Task: "Make Evil Shopkeeper Promote Cursed Wares". The job takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on the Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark
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That was a fruitless endeavor. Nothing sold, no curses spread, and my pride took a hit.
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I can't be the only small business owner struggling in this world of modern convenience. Perhaps I can steal wisdom from their minds with a headpiece.
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Of course I mean ask politely... then wrench the wisdom from their minds!
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Task: "Make Evil Shopkeeper Meet Other Clerks". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Offer Business Advice". The job takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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Have you doubled your prices?
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In some cases, tripled them.
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Offer terrible customer service when they ask for help?
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I offer none.
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Do you profit from your "Take-A-Penny / Leave-A-Penny" tray?
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I only have a "Take-YOUR-Pennies" tray.
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Oh dear, this guy's competing directly with me!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark
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My business is still underperforming. I even tried that "Buy One, Get One Free" hot dog sale.
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I've cursed every other dog, but it still angers me to give it away for free. *evil laugh*
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You just need to remind folks what your store has to offer? Put on a show or do something unique.
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Thank you, small child. If this works, you'll be one of the few spared from the curses.
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Task: "Make Evil Shopkeeper Perform Dubious Act". The job takes place at the House of Evil and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Rush to Buy Krusty Dolls" (x3). The jobs take place at the House of Evil and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark
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This is fantastic! I haven't sold a Krusty Doll in almost two decades! Now I can barely keep them in stock.
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Not these dolls again. The last one almost murdered my husband and son.
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That was a bad batch. These Krusty dolls are configured to be "good".
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Oh, that's nice.
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And I can control their settings all from a single switch in my shop. It would be a shame... if someone... flipped it.
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| Task: "Make Evil Shopkeeper Flip Master Switch to Evil". The job takes place at the House of Evil and takes 60 minutes.
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Ah, the sweet screams of satisfied customers across town. Who needs internet, the cursing business is still so rewarding.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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