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{{TB|A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.}} | {{TB|A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Smithers, learn as much as you can about this | + | {{TB|Smithers, learn as much as you can about this "Paganism." Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage...}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Research Paganism|8 hours|[[Springfield Library]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God|8 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Research Paganism|8 hours|[[Springfield Library]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God|8 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}} | ||
{{TB|What have you found, Smithers? Report!}} | {{TB|What have you found, Smithers? Report!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. {{ap|Loki|Norse mythology}}, [[Poseidon]] | + | {{TB|They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. {{ap|Loki|Norse mythology}}, [[Poseidon]]...}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.}} | {{TB|Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.}} | ||
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{{TB|Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.}} | {{TB|Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}} | ||
− | {{TB|Offerings? I like | + | {{TB|Offerings? I like offerings...}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?}} | {{TB|What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy | + | {{TB|Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it...}} |
{{THT|{{Task|Place The [[New God Mr. Burns Statue]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task|Place The [[New God Mr. Burns Statue]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}} | ||
{{TB|Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?}} | {{TB|Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}} | ||
− | {{TB|There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.}} | + | {{TB|There is, perhaps, a {{*}}slight{{*}} physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}} | ||
{{TB|I don't think they recognize you.}} | {{TB|I don't think they recognize you.}} | ||
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{{TB|I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!}} | {{TB|I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Eye Roll}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Eye Roll}} | ||
− | {{TB|I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey | + | {{TB|I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein...}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}} | ||
{{TB|No gyms! No [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Schwarzenegger]]-ian [[Lou Ferrigno|Ferrigno]], I.}} | {{TB|No gyms! No [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Schwarzenegger]]-ian [[Lou Ferrigno|Ferrigno]], I.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Find another | + | {{TB|Find another way...}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}} | ||
{{TB|Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!}} | {{TB|Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's | + | {{TB|Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's "Game of Chairs" is hard at work.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.}} | {{TB|In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.}} | ||
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{{TB|Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!}} | {{TB|Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}} | {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!}} | + | {{TB|Oof! {{*}}wheeze{{*}} This thing weighs {{*}}wheeze{{*}} a ton!}} |
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}} | {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}} | ||
− | {{TB|Tell me *wheeze* Smith-- *wheeze* --ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?}} | + | {{TB|Tell me {{*}}wheeze{{*}} Smith-- {{*}}wheeze{{*}} --ers, am I the very picture {{*}}wheeze{{*}} of robust {{*}}wheeze-wheeze{{*}} might?}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Uhhhh...}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns|4 hours}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns|4 hours}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}} | {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}} | ||
− | {{TB|I don't understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?}} | + | {{TB|I don't understand {{*}}wheeze{{*}}. Why are {{*}}gasp{{*}} people not {{*}}wheeze-cough{{*}} awed by me?}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}} | ||
{{TB|I am deeply sorry sir.}} | {{TB|I am deeply sorry sir.}} | ||
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{{TB|Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!}} | {{TB|Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, sir, you're already a god to | + | {{TB|Well, sir, you're already a god to me...}} |
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
{{TB|...}} | {{TB|...}} | ||
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{{TB|We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?}} | {{TB|We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Then we must give | + | {{TB|Then we must give them... spectacle! [[Hollywood]]-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}} | ||
{{TB|A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!}} | {{TB|A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!}} | ||
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{{TB|You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.}} | {{TB|You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Seriously, did you SEE | + | {{TB|Seriously, did you SEE "Zoolander 2?" Pure movie magic.}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Melting}} | {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Melting}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Arrgh...}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}} | ||
{{TB|Sir? Sir! Are you alright?}} | {{TB|Sir? Sir! Are you alright?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Dead}} | {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Dead}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|God...is...dead.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}} | ||
{{TB|Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.}} | {{TB|Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.}} |
Latest revision as of 17:52, August 26, 2024
Burns Almighty | ||||||
Tapped Out Quest Information
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Burns Almighty is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update. It requires New God Mr. Burns to be obtained.
Contents
Dialogue[edit]
Pt. 1[edit]
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Pt. 2[edit]
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Pt. 3[edit]
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Pt. 4[edit]
Pt. 5[edit]
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Pt. 6[edit]
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the film Bruce Almighty.
The Simpsons: Tapped Out Winter 2016 quests
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Bonus Gift • Daily Social Gnome • An Early Christmas Present • Gnome Alone • A Happy Meal • Happy New... Beer? • I Willie Follow You Into the Dark • Like A B.O.S • Logging In • Mystery Gift Bonanza • No Pain, No Pagain • A Pagan Paradise • Springfield Henge • Yule Love It! | ||
Crafting | Dunk the Monk • Goat Head Statue • Large Pagan Tent • Pagan Hall • Phone-Henge Kiosk | |
Prizes | $5 Antler Rental Hut • Ba'al Pit • Cult Flying Saucer • Devil Snowman • Goat God • The Wickerman | |
New God Mr. Burns | Burns Almighty | |
The Parson | The Bad Shepherd | |
Ravencrow Neversmiles | The Ravencrow | |
Star Snowsuit Maggie | Maggie's Day Out | |
The Wiccans | Out of the Broom Closet | |
Decorations | Ba'al of Confusion • Dunking Device • Flanders Frozen Car • Giant Burning Goat • Old Tree Spirit • Singing Stones |