Difference between revisions of "Early Squirrel Gets the Nut"

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Early Squirrel Gets the Nut is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update. It requires Acorn Kirk to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark: Why do I have to take off my pants when you measure me for my costume? I have to be very precise with the fit. True! Michael Corleone – had a good tailor, you know, being Godfather and all. We're not doing that. Who would I be? Some Diane-Keaton-y chick who gets doors shut in her face?! Thanks, but no. I'm done, you can put your pants back on. ... ... ... Don't tell me you lost your pants again! No! I put them right there! Just a second ago! I swear! Right there! Task: "Make Acorn Kirk Look for His Pants". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 2 hours. This year for our costumes I thought we'd go... Sexy! I think I could do... sexy. I doubt that... ...but I Zumba-ed my ass off to look good in this costume so that's what we're doing. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark Oooh, you look sexy! Like a sexy, little... um... is it a mongoose? Squirrel. And here's your costume. Cute. A little acorn hat. No. It's your whole costume. I'll help you put it on. There are clear plastic straps that fasten around your butt-cheeks. But mostly, it's held on by spirit-gum. If Luann is owned: Task: "Make Luann Painfully Glue Kirk's Costume to His Groin.". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Kirk Get His Costume Painfully Glued to His Groin". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 6 hours. I feel kind of silly. You won't when you're at a party filled with people in even crazier costumes! Though you might feel silly when you go outside to get my make-up bag from the car, but I need it, so hurry. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Acorn Kirk's exclamation mark Whoa! That squirrel ran right across my foot! Oh, he's friendly. Hello, Mr. Squirrel! And who are all your friends? And why are they chasing me! Task: "Make Acorn Kirk Get Attacked by Squirrels". The job takes 24 hours. Hold it right there, Sick-O! Ugh, people like you make me sick! It's a costume! I'm not usually sexy! You can be sexy as you want, but feeding squirrels is strictly prohibited! I don't want to feed them! I hate them! They're biting my nut without permission! Well, let them finish and then move along. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Acorn Kirk's exclamation mark: Luann! You promised I could pick my own costume this year! I wanted to be The Godfather. Oh, sure, you get to play a powerful man while I'm just a mute accessory. I am an acorn! I'm always just a mute accessory! When you were Lady Godiva, I was a horse. When you were a princess, I was a pea. When you were the girl from The Exorcist, I was projectile vomit. I deserve to be a person! I deserve my dignity! Why are you standing here naked?! Squirrels ate my crotch-acorn! Now, back to what I was saying about my dignity... Task: "Make Kirk Argue". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 6 hours. If Luann is owned: Task: "Make Luann Argue". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 6 hours. Luckily, I made you a spare costume! Will him pwease be my widdle Squirrel-nut? Okay. As long as I know her wespects him. Her does! Now turn around, I need to shave your butt. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Acorn Kirk's exclamation mark This party is so much fun! This is our best Halloween ever! I agree----aaaaa-chooo! Kirk! You sneezed off your acorn! It's rolling down that hill!! Task: "Make Acorn Kirk Chase His Acorn". The job takes 8 hours. That's right, naked dude, you better catch that acorn – or I'll fine you for littering! Quest reward: 200 and 20