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:''(The school bell rings)'' | :''(The school bell rings)'' | ||
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' "School's out! Up yours, [[Edna Krabappel|Krabappel]]!" | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' "School's out! Up yours, [[Edna Krabappel|Krabappel]]!" | ||
| + | :(Milhouse then runs out of the classroom) | ||
| + | :'''Krabappel''': I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer doesn't start until end of the day, (''points to a clock that reads 9:00 A.M.) ''not at the beginning. | ||
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:''([[Ned Flanders]] begins work on Homer's sump pump problem)'' | :''([[Ned Flanders]] begins work on Homer's sump pump problem)'' | ||
:'''Ned''': "Hello Mr. Brown-ground, whatcha got for me?" | :'''Ned''': "Hello Mr. Brown-ground, whatcha got for me?" | ||
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:'''[[Lisa]]''' ''(lamenting her lack of friends)'': "These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like [[wikipedia:Gore_Vidal|Gore Vidal]], and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will." | :'''[[Lisa]]''' ''(lamenting her lack of friends)'': "These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like [[wikipedia:Gore_Vidal|Gore Vidal]], and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will." | ||
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:''(Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. Alice from [[wikipedia:Alice's_Adventures_in_Wonderland|Alice in Wonderland]] appears)'' | :''(Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. Alice from [[wikipedia:Alice's_Adventures_in_Wonderland|Alice in Wonderland]] appears)'' | ||
:'''Alice''' (timidly): Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick! | :'''Alice''' (timidly): Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick! | ||
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:'''Lisa''': "Like y'know, whatever." | :'''Lisa''': "Like y'know, whatever." | ||
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:'''Lisa''': "You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now." | :'''Lisa''': "You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now." | ||
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:'''Milhouse''': "Hey Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids...and she looks like [[wikipedia:Blossom_(TV_series)|Blossom]]!" | :'''Milhouse''': "Hey Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids...and she looks like [[wikipedia:Blossom_(TV_series)|Blossom]]!" | ||
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:''(While playing the 'Mystery Date' game in the Flanders' beach house, Homer notices the similarity of the 'dud' character to Milhouse)'' | :''(While playing the 'Mystery Date' game in the Flanders' beach house, Homer notices the similarity of the 'dud' character to Milhouse)'' | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': "Hey! He looks just like you, poindexter!" | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Hey! He looks just like you, poindexter!" | ||
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:'''Valu-Mart Clerk''': "The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it." | :'''Valu-Mart Clerk''': "The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it." | ||
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:''([[Marge Simpson|Marge]] is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store)'' | :''([[Marge Simpson|Marge]] is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store)'' | ||
:'''Marge''': "Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you but any meat?" | :'''Marge''': "Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you but any meat?" | ||
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:''(Homer discovers his car covered in starfish and seashells)'' | :''(Homer discovers his car covered in starfish and seashells)'' | ||
:'''Homer''': "Sweet Merciful crap, my car!" | :'''Homer''': "Sweet Merciful crap, my car!" | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 10:36, June 9, 2010
- (The school bell rings)
- Milhouse: "School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!"
- (Milhouse then runs out of the classroom)
- Krabappel: I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer doesn't start until end of the day, (points to a clock that reads 9:00 A.M.) not at the beginning.
- (Ned Flanders begins work on Homer's sump pump problem)
- Ned: "Hello Mr. Brown-ground, whatcha got for me?"
- Lisa (lamenting her lack of friends): "These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will."
- (Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. Alice from Alice in Wonderland appears)
- Alice (timidly): Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick!
- (Suddenly, the Mad Hatter grabs Alice, and holds a loaded gun to her temple)
- Alice: Run! Run!"
- Lisa: "Like y'know, whatever."
- Lisa: "You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now."
- Milhouse: "Hey Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids...and she looks like Blossom!"
- (While playing the 'Mystery Date' game in the Flanders' beach house, Homer notices the similarity of the 'dud' character to Milhouse)
- Homer: "Hey! He looks just like you, poindexter!"
- Valu-Mart Clerk: "The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it."
- (Marge is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store)
- Marge: "Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you but any meat?"
- Homer (patting the M-320): "He he he, This baby's sure to kill somethin'!"
- (Homer discovers his car covered in starfish and seashells)
- Homer: "Sweet Merciful crap, my car!"
