Difference between revisions of "Good Cop, Bart Cop!/Quotes"

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Eddie: So what caused the riot?

Krusty: This punk convinced a birthday party of five-year-olds that our Krusty Kids' Meals were made with real kids!

Bart: I was just telling them what the Internet told me.

Krusty: The only kids we use are goats... And that's just their horns! We grind them up as seasoning in the curly fries!

Chief Wiggum: This is your thirteenth strike, Bart! Here's the deal. You can go to Juvenile Hall...

Bart: [Gulp!]

Chief Wiggum: ...Or you can join the police in a new crime-fighting division called "Kid Cops!"

Bart: Say what now?

Ralph Wiggum: Hi, partner!

Chief Wiggum: Ralphie's birthday wish was to be a police officer, but I don't want him doing this alone... He's not the brightest bulb in the pack!

Bart: So that's my choice? Juvie or hanging out with Ralph?

Chief Wiggum: Well?

Bart: I'm thinking, I'm thinking!

Chief Wiggum: [in thought bubble] Remember, if Ralphie gets hurt in any way, you're off to juvie!

Bart: You didn't say that before!

Chief Wiggum: [in thought bubble] I forgot. That's why I'm saying it in your thoughts now!

Bart: Don't look down that alley unless you've got a strong stomach, kid!

Jimbo Jones: Please! Arrest me and take me anywhere with a shower!

Ralph: Hey! Why are you riding girls' bikes?

Kearney Zzyzwicz: We are?!!!

Dolph Starbeam: Aaah! Jump off!

Bart: Why were you purring when you were asleep?

Ralph: I dreamed I was a kitty cop!

Ralph: I play by my own rules in Scrabble because I can't remember the real ones. Whoever eats the most vowels wins!

Ralph: Yay! It's Kid Cops Two! The Squeakquel!