Difference between revisions of "Smitherses!/Quotes"
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Never! They won't squeeze one haypenny of me! | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Never! They won't squeeze one haypenny of me! | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Okay, Simpson, what's make you think Bart's gone missing? |
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} He didn't show up for school, and nobody's seen him since! | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} He didn't show up for school, and nobody's seen him since! | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, my god! Put on an APB immediately! And call in the FBI because we could be knee-deep in international intrigue! The Simpson bout never showed up for school! |
{{qf|Homer}} Thank you! Finally, some—wait. Are you being sarcastic? | {{qf|Homer}} Thank you! Finally, some—wait. Are you being sarcastic? | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} It's a new policy. |
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{{qf|Homer}} Are you sure this plan is going to work? | {{qf|Homer}} Are you sure this plan is going to work? | ||
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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} And Springfield's lack of disposable income has cause my profits to melt away like a cherry Squishee in the bowels of hell, Sir! | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} And Springfield's lack of disposable income has cause my profits to melt away like a cherry Squishee in the bowels of hell, Sir! | ||
{{qf|Homer}} It's not just Mr. Burns that's in trouble. There's a lost child somewhere in that power plant. He's cold and frightened and needs you all to save him! | {{qf|Homer}} It's not just Mr. Burns that's in trouble. There's a lost child somewhere in that power plant. He's cold and frightened and needs you all to save him! | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} If there's a child in danger, I must help. I can whip a rag-tag group into a precise fighting corps in a matter of hours, who is the poor, helpless youth? |
{{qf|Homer}} My son, Bart. Also knows as "the boy." | {{qf|Homer}} My son, Bart. Also knows as "the boy." | ||
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Well, that's a different matter entirely. Drinks are on me! |
{{qf|[[Willie]]}} We're stayin' til the ale's drunk down to the bitter dregs! | {{qf|[[Willie]]}} We're stayin' til the ale's drunk down to the bitter dregs! | ||
{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Sorry, the keg's tapped out. | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Sorry, the keg's tapped out. | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Oh. In the case, what say we help our the old miser? |
{{qf|Homer}} And...? | {{qf|Homer}} And...? | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[SIGH]'' and the delinquent. All in favor? |
{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Aye-diddly-do. | {{qf|[[Ned]]}} Aye-diddly-do. | ||
{{qf|[[Barney]]}} ''[URRRRUP!]'' | {{qf|[[Barney]]}} ''[URRRRUP!]'' | ||
Revision as of 17:47, May 14, 2021
- Mr. Burns: Those striking workers have become quite a boil on my backside, Smithers. The time ha come for drastic action.
- Waylon Smithers: Drastic action, sir. You don't mean...
- Mr. Burns: Yes. After weeks of bullheaded negotiation and political maneuvering, perhaps It's time to actually find out what it is they want.
- Sound: [POOF!]
- Waylon Smithers: They're holding out for a five cent wage increase.
- Mr. Burns: Five percent!?
- Waylon Smithers: No, five cents, sir. A nickel.
- Mr. Burns: Never! They won't squeeze one haypenny of me!
- Chief Wiggum: Okay, Simpson, what's make you think Bart's gone missing?
- Homer: He didn't show up for school, and nobody's seen him since!
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, my god! Put on an APB immediately! And call in the FBI because we could be knee-deep in international intrigue! The Simpson bout never showed up for school!
- Homer: Thank you! Finally, some—wait. Are you being sarcastic?
- Chief Wiggum: It's a new policy.
- Homer: Are you sure this plan is going to work?
- Llewellyn Sinclair: Don't worry. Just sit back and let Llewellyn Sinclair work his magic. A wig, a touch of make-up here, a huge tummy-tuck down there. And I think we may have a winner! I've outdone myself this time!
- Waylon Smithers: What do you think, Homer?
- Homer: I look like Mr. Burns. That is who I'm supposed to look like, isn't it?
- Waylon Smithers: People of Springfield, the situation is critical. Help Mr. Burns in his time of need and you will be rewarded!
- Lenny: Where was he in our time of need? He turned his back on his workers and ruined the whole town!
- Carl: Yeah! He showed us the door and hired mutant slaves!
- Apu: And Springfield's lack of disposable income has cause my profits to melt away like a cherry Squishee in the bowels of hell, Sir!
- Homer: It's not just Mr. Burns that's in trouble. There's a lost child somewhere in that power plant. He's cold and frightened and needs you all to save him!
- Principal Skinner: If there's a child in danger, I must help. I can whip a rag-tag group into a precise fighting corps in a matter of hours, who is the poor, helpless youth?
- Homer: My son, Bart. Also knows as "the boy."
- Principal Skinner: Well, that's a different matter entirely. Drinks are on me!
- Willie: We're stayin' til the ale's drunk down to the bitter dregs!
- Moe: Sorry, the keg's tapped out.
- Principal Skinner: Oh. In the case, what say we help our the old miser?
- Homer: And...?
- Principal Skinner: [SIGH] and the delinquent. All in favor?
- Ned: Aye-diddly-do.
- Barney: [URRRRUP!]
- Homer: What are we going to with the clones?
- Mr. Burns: Perhaps we should kill them. Yes. That's it. Everyone grab a firearm. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
- Waylon Smithers:Just a minute, Sir. Is it really necessary to kill them all? I mean, they are flesh of my flesh, so to speak.
- Mr. Burns: Why should we spare their lives, Smithers? What have they given us apart from a completing story with the classic elements of obsession, jealousy, betrayal and derring-do! And perhaps, a little singing and dancing. What can we possibly do with that?
- Llewellyn Sinclair: We'll set it to music and take it to Broadway!
