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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart vs. Thanksgiving|Itchy & Scratchy & Marge}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart vs. Thanksgiving|Itchy & Scratchy & Marge}} | ||
:''Bart has just attempted a stunt that got him sent to the emergency room'' | :''Bart has just attempted a stunt that got him sent to the emergency room'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} BART! Oh, my special little guy! We were so worried! | |
:''Marge smothers Bart with kisses'' | :''Marge smothers Bart with kisses'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, we are supposed to be mad at him! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, are you all right? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Better than all right! I got stitches! | |
:''Bart removes his bandages to show family'' | :''Bart removes his bandages to show family'' | ||
:'''Simpson family'''''{in unison}: ''Ewww! | :'''Simpson family'''''{in unison}: ''Ewww! | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Maybe even a scar! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Doctor Hibbert]]}} Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, Bart told me he injured himself attempting to train for a career as a death-defying stuntman? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, Doctor, we saw a daredevil show last night and you know what they say. Monkey see, monkey do. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Hmmm. Perhaps I can discourage Bart from this sort of behavior. | |
:''Dr. Hibbert escorts the family into a children's ward'' | :''Dr. Hibbert escorts the family into a children's ward'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} What you are about to see are the stark reality of impersonating professional sports, movies, television, and other entertainment-related violence. ''Points out a boy with his leg in a cast reading a book'' Bart, this little boy broke his leg...trying to fly like Superman. ''Points out another boy in head bandages'' This boy's brother hit him on the head with a wrench...mimicking a recent wrestling match seen on TV. We will not even subject you to the horrors of our "3 Stooges Ward". | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} My goodness, Dr. Hibbert! I had no idea TV was such a dangerous and powerful influence. | |
:'''Dr. Hibbert'''{signature laugh}: Well, it is a small price to pay for countless hours of free, top-notch entertainment! | :'''Dr. Hibbert'''{signature laugh}: Well, it is a small price to pay for countless hours of free, top-notch entertainment! | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Amen! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Bart, Dr. Hibbert went out of his way to show you what can happen. What do you say to him? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I learned a serious lesson today. Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. ''Shakes Dr. Hibbert's hand, but it is obvious Dr. Hibbert doubts Bart's sincerity'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Hmmm | |
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- Bart has just attempted a stunt that got him sent to the emergency room
- Marge: BART! Oh, my special little guy! We were so worried!
- Marge smothers Bart with kisses
- Homer: Marge, we are supposed to be mad at him!
- Lisa: Bart, are you all right?
- Bart: Better than all right! I got stitches!
- Bart removes his bandages to show family
- Simpson family{in unison}: Ewww!
- Bart: Maybe even a scar!
- Doctor Hibbert: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, Bart told me he injured himself attempting to train for a career as a death-defying stuntman?
- Marge: Well, Doctor, we saw a daredevil show last night and you know what they say. Monkey see, monkey do.
- Dr. Hibbert: Hmmm. Perhaps I can discourage Bart from this sort of behavior.
- Dr. Hibbert escorts the family into a children's ward
- Dr. Hibbert: What you are about to see are the stark reality of impersonating professional sports, movies, television, and other entertainment-related violence. Points out a boy with his leg in a cast reading a book Bart, this little boy broke his leg...trying to fly like Superman. Points out another boy in head bandages This boy's brother hit him on the head with a wrench...mimicking a recent wrestling match seen on TV. We will not even subject you to the horrors of our "3 Stooges Ward".
- Marge: My goodness, Dr. Hibbert! I had no idea TV was such a dangerous and powerful influence.
- Dr. Hibbert{signature laugh}: Well, it is a small price to pay for countless hours of free, top-notch entertainment!
- Homer: Amen!
- Marge: Bart, Dr. Hibbert went out of his way to show you what can happen. What do you say to him?
- Bart: I learned a serious lesson today. Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. Shakes Dr. Hibbert's hand, but it is obvious Dr. Hibbert doubts Bart's sincerity
- Dr. Hibbert: Hmmm
