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Revision as of 14:51, April 21, 2014
- Moe: Pssst! Hey, Homer, c'mere... ...I got somethin' that'll pick you right up!
- Homer: Moe! But there's no beer allowed!
- Moe: Yeah, well, the thing is, what ain't beer, it's my special "Moe cream soda!" The secret ingredient is... uh... paprika!
- Homer: Wow. You can really taste the paprika! [URRRP!]
- Constance Harm: Well, this is old home wekk... ..both Snake and Homer Simpson are on the docket... in related cases! Do I even have to ask how you plea, Mr. Snake?
- Snake: Your honoress, I am, like, totally not guilty. It's just that I... I never had a home or decent role models I don't know right from wrong!
- Constance Harm: Uh-huh. That might be a decent plea to appeal to my heart ...if you hadn't argued it every time you appeared before this court! And if I had a heart!
- Snake: Whoa, I didn't realize you were a fan!
- Homer: Hahahaha
- Bart: My room? Why does he have to sleep in my room?
- Homer: Because your sister's room is too small! It'll be great having you here, Snake! You'll be the son I never had!
- Bart: Hello...!
- Homer: Okay, then... the son I always wanted!
- Bart: D'oh!
- Snake: Thanks... dad!
- Lisa: Don't worry mom, we'll find some way to get rid of Snake.
- Marge:It's not that, honey... he's actually getting your father to exercise, which is more than I can do.... ...but without your father to fret over, I've noticed how cluttered the house has become! And I don't even want to think about the basement!
- Lisa: I don't blame you! But I may have an idea....
- Marge: The computer? Honey, all the Internet does is put strangers across the world in touch with each other! How can that help?
- Lisa: I know you don't like to sepnd more than fifteen minutes a day online becuase you're afraid of becoming addicted to the 'net... ...but using a site like eBuy, you can clean out the house and make money at the same time.
- Bart: Wha--?!
- Milhouse: Holy betrayal!
- Snake: So far, it's working like a charm... ...the cops are watching me, so you keep stealing stuff! I'll sell it over Mrs. Blue-hair's eBuy site, and we all win! Here's you cut! And your next target...
- Kearney: Hee, hee,... thanks, Snake!
- Snake: Don't mentioned it! And I mean don't mention it!
- Jimbo: Looks like you've got a man-crush on Snake Kearney!
- Kearney: Do not!
