Snake's Kin/Quotes

Quotes

Moe Szyslak: Pssst! Hey, Homer, c'mere... ...I got somethin' that'll pick you right up!

Homer: Moe! But there's no beer allowed!

Moe: Yeah, well, the thing is, what ain't beer, it's my special "Moe cream soda!" The secret ingredient is... uh... paprika!

Homer: Wow. You can really taste the paprika! [URRRP!]

Constance Harm: Well, this is old home wekk... ..both Snake and Homer Simpson are on the docket... in related cases! Do I even have to ask how you plea, Mr. Snake?

Snake Jailbird: Your honoress, I am, like, totally not guilty. It's just that I... I never had a home or decent role models I don't know right from wrong!

Constance Harm: Uh-huh. That might be a decent plea to appeal to my heart ...if you hadn't argued it every time you appeared before this court! And if I had a heart!

Snake: Whoa, I didn't realize you were a fan!

Homer: Hahahaha

Bart: My room? Why does he have to sleep in my room?

Homer: Because your sister's room is too small! It'll be great having you here, Snake! You'll be the son I never had!

Bart: Hello...!

Homer: Okay, then... the son I always wanted!

Bart: D'oh!

Snake: Thanks... dad!

Lisa: Don't worry mom, we'll find some way to get rid of Snake.

Marge: It's not that, honey... he's actually getting your father to exercise, which is more than I can do.... ...but without your father to fret over, I've noticed how cluttered the house has become! And I don't even want to think about the basement!

Lisa: I don't blame you! But I may have an idea....

Marge: The computer? Honey, all the Internet does is put strangers across the world in touch with each other! How can that help?

Lisa: I know you don't like to sepnd more than fifteen minutes a day online because you're afraid of becoming addicted to the 'net... ...but using a site like eBuy, you can clean out the house and make money at the same time.

Bart: Wha--?!

Milhouse Van Houten: Holy betrayal!

Snake: So far, it's working like a charm... ...the cops are watching me, so you keep stealing stuff! I'll sell it over Mrs. Blue-hair's eBuy site, and we all win! Here's you cut! And your next target...

Kearney Zzyzwicz: Hee, hee,... thanks, Snake!

Snake: Don't mentioned it! And I mean don't mention it!

Jimbo Jones: Looks like you've got a man-crush on Snake Kearney!

Kearney: Do not!