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| − | In a parody of ''Jaws'', [[Edna]] runs on the beach to escape a drunk [[Moe]]. During this she flees into the ocean nearby, and is eaten by an unseen creature below her last words are "still better than necking with Moe." right before she is mauled offscreen. [[Chief Wiggum]] investigates the mutilated corpse the next day. Moe beleives he may had killed her while he was drunk and runs off. Wiggum suspects it was a shark or boat propeller. The next day, [[ | + | In a parody of ''Jaws'', [[Edna]] runs on the beach to escape a drunk [[Moe]]. During this she flees into the ocean nearby, and is eaten by an unseen creature below her last words are "still better than necking with Moe." right before she is mauled offscreen. [[Chief Wiggum]] investigates the mutilated corpse the next day. Moe beleives he may had killed her while he was drunk and runs off. Wiggum suspects it was a shark or boat propeller. The next day, [[Skinner]] is eaten by a briefly seen fish and [[Mayor Quimby]] holds a meeting. He claims that whoever catches the fish will receive $200 in gift certificates. The [[Sea Captain]] offers to catch it himself for $30,000, a salt wife, a regular wife and a game boy. Due to the high expense of his duties, noone agrees to his offer. Afterwards nearly everyone in Springfield hunts for the fish in nearby waters while [[Fat Tony]] uses it as an excuse for murder or "chumming". [[Professor Frink]] inspects Edna's remains to conclude that it is Blinky the three eyed fish grown into huge proportions due to extensive toxic waste. Only Wiggum hears this explanation. Later [[Lenny]] and [[Carl]] catch a large shark while [[Agnes]] visits the dock. Wiggum apologizes for her loss but Agnes criticizes her dead son for going into the water. Wiggum slaps her for ruining the moment. That night, Frink slices the sharks body using a lightsaber to see if it really is the man-eater. [[Barney]] slides out of it's stomach but explains that it didnt eat him, as he swam inside to escape Blinky. |
| − | Next Morning both Quimby's wife, [[Martha Quimby|Martha]], and [[Otto]] are eaten Quimby however forced his wife to go into the water in order to find a younger wife and Martha is eaten offscreen. Quimby forces Wiggum, Frink and Sea Captain to kill Blinky or they are not allowed back. Wiggum brings his grill and leaves Ralph with a jar of peanut butter to eat while hes gone. Wiggum tries to bring more but the boat is too small to carry more. That Night the three explain their previous endevors that lead to scars and wounds. After a day or two the trio find Blinky and try to kill him in amature ways. The Sea Captin secretly explains that he dosnt know what hes doing but can't let the others know. He fires barrels at Blinky to force him to surface and slams the boat. Frink escapes in a cage while he explains that Blinky must be killed from the inside out. The Sea Captain is eaten as the boat sinks, slipping on the deck into Blinky's jaws. Wiggum throws his grill into Blinky's mouth during the process and fires his gun at the propane tank, | + | Next Morning both Quimby's wife, [[Martha Quimby|Martha]], and [[Otto]] are eaten Quimby however forced his wife to go into the water in order to find a younger wife and Martha is eaten offscreen. Quimby forces Wiggum, Frink and Sea Captain to kill Blinky or they are not allowed back. Wiggum brings his grill and leaves Ralph with a jar of peanut butter to eat while hes gone. Wiggum tries to bring more but the boat is too small to carry more. That Night the three explain their previous endevors that lead to scars and wounds. After a day or two the trio find Blinky and try to kill him in amature ways. The Sea Captin secretly explains that he dosnt know what hes doing but can't let the others know. He fires barrels at Blinky to force him to surface and slams the boat. Frink escapes in a cage while he explains that Blinky must be killed from the inside out. The Sea Captain is eaten as the boat sinks, slipping on the deck into Blinky's jaws. Wiggum throws his grill into Blinky's mouth during the process and fires his gun at the propane tank, blowing the fish to pieces. Frink and Wiggum swim back to Springfield on Blinky's detached eyeballs while Frink worries that the chum from the explosion will attract carcharodon carcharias. Wiggum mistakes the name for dolphins. It all ends with a {{W|great white shark}}, much larger than Blinky preparing to eat the duo underwater. |
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Gnaws is a story featured in Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror 13. It was also featured in the book The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror From Beyond the Grave.
Plot
In a parody of Jaws, Edna runs on the beach to escape a drunk Moe. During this she flees into the ocean nearby, and is eaten by an unseen creature below her last words are "still better than necking with Moe." right before she is mauled offscreen. Chief Wiggum investigates the mutilated corpse the next day. Moe beleives he may had killed her while he was drunk and runs off. Wiggum suspects it was a shark or boat propeller. The next day, Skinner is eaten by a briefly seen fish and Mayor Quimby holds a meeting. He claims that whoever catches the fish will receive $200 in gift certificates. The Sea Captain offers to catch it himself for $30,000, a salt wife, a regular wife and a game boy. Due to the high expense of his duties, noone agrees to his offer. Afterwards nearly everyone in Springfield hunts for the fish in nearby waters while Fat Tony uses it as an excuse for murder or "chumming". Professor Frink inspects Edna's remains to conclude that it is Blinky the three eyed fish grown into huge proportions due to extensive toxic waste. Only Wiggum hears this explanation. Later Lenny and Carl catch a large shark while Agnes visits the dock. Wiggum apologizes for her loss but Agnes criticizes her dead son for going into the water. Wiggum slaps her for ruining the moment. That night, Frink slices the sharks body using a lightsaber to see if it really is the man-eater. Barney slides out of it's stomach but explains that it didnt eat him, as he swam inside to escape Blinky.
Next Morning both Quimby's wife, Martha, and Otto are eaten Quimby however forced his wife to go into the water in order to find a younger wife and Martha is eaten offscreen. Quimby forces Wiggum, Frink and Sea Captain to kill Blinky or they are not allowed back. Wiggum brings his grill and leaves Ralph with a jar of peanut butter to eat while hes gone. Wiggum tries to bring more but the boat is too small to carry more. That Night the three explain their previous endevors that lead to scars and wounds. After a day or two the trio find Blinky and try to kill him in amature ways. The Sea Captin secretly explains that he dosnt know what hes doing but can't let the others know. He fires barrels at Blinky to force him to surface and slams the boat. Frink escapes in a cage while he explains that Blinky must be killed from the inside out. The Sea Captain is eaten as the boat sinks, slipping on the deck into Blinky's jaws. Wiggum throws his grill into Blinky's mouth during the process and fires his gun at the propane tank, blowing the fish to pieces. Frink and Wiggum swim back to Springfield on Blinky's detached eyeballs while Frink worries that the chum from the explosion will attract carcharodon carcharias. Wiggum mistakes the name for dolphins. It all ends with a great white shark, much larger than Blinky preparing to eat the duo underwater.
