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Alpaca Lips Now is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVII content update. It requires Crazy Iguana Lady to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Crazy Iguana Lady's exclamation mark Ugh-laiira-lahua!! I think I can translate. I speak fluent drunk. She's not drunk. She's the crazy lady that throws iguanas. So we've got one that throws cats and now a DIFFERENT one that throws iguanas? Man, we're really digging into the bench here. Task: "Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw Iguanas". The job takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Crazy Iguana Lady's exclamation mark Blahrr Raighn Yaiirg! I think her lizard throwing is coming from some sort of inner turmoil. Ugh, I hate that stuff. Remember the good old days, when turmoil was on the outside? I'm gonna teach her to calm down with Tai Chi. That half hour course I took online is finally paying off! Task: "Make Lisa Teach Tai Chi to Crazy Iguana Lady". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Crazy Iguana Lady's exclamation mark Raiirar! Yeariar! Reirr! If I understand her babbling correctly, she says "the Tai Chi isn't working". Either that or some racist stuff against Belgians. Okay, time for plan B. Or should I say "plan P" because it's pottery time! Nothing calms the nerves like making a vase. Yeariar! Raiirar! She's willing to try. But man, she's really got a thing against Belgians. Task: "Make Marge Teach Pottery to Crazy Iguana Lady". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Crazy Iguana Lady's exclamation mark Yeeriarr... Marge, bad news. The pottery wheel is making her dizzy. It happens. What if we just focus on glazing? Honey, I lied to protect your and pottery's feelings. She hates it. It's making her angry. Angry enough to throw something. Something reptilian. I get it! She doesn't throw iguanas because she's angry, she throws them to stop getting angrier. Just like how you use alcohol? Okay lady, throw away! Task: "Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw More Iguanas". The job takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to Apocalypse Now.