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Difference between revisions of "The Cost of Living"
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| | {{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon|Hungover}} | | {{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon|Hungover}} |
| − | {{TB|Butler, for breakfast, I'll have the hair of the dog that bit me… so I can make it into a coat.}} | + | {{TB|Butler, for breakfast, I'll have the hair of the dog that bit me... so I can make it into a coat.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon|Hungover}} | | {{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon|Hungover}} |
| | {{TB|Plus some booze.}} | | {{TB|Plus some booze.}} |
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| | {{TB|You'll get your complimentary gift bag on your day in court!}} | | {{TB|You'll get your complimentary gift bag on your day in court!}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}} | | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}} |
| − | {{TB|{{*}}sigh* That sounded a lot more menacing in my head.}} | + | {{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} That sounded a lot more menacing in my head.}} |
| | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Freddy Quimby Await His Day in Court|12 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}} | | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Freddy Quimby Await His Day in Court|12 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}} |
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| | {{TB|There's a new municipal by-law, issued this morning, that you, ah, must be aware of.}} | | {{TB|There's a new municipal by-law, issued this morning, that you, ah, must be aware of.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|It states “charges against any public figure must be reduced if the defendant regrets that he, or the less likely she, is caught.”}} | + | {{TB|It states "charges against any public figure must be reduced if the defendant regrets that he, or the less likely she, is caught."}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|“The defendant may also publicly enter any twelve-step program, but does not have to complete it.”}} | + | {{TB|"The defendant may also publicly enter any twelve-step program, but does not have to complete it."}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|“And may apologize on national television, but doesn't have to mean it.”}} | + | {{TB|"And may apologize on national television, but doesn't have to mean it."}} |
| | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
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| | {{TB|I can't believe this! They gave me indefinite house arrest!}} | | {{TB|I can't believe this! They gave me indefinite house arrest!}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|Thanks to my buddy Gerry Mandering at city hall, your “house” now covers all of Springfield.}} | + | {{TB|Thanks to my buddy Gerry Mandering at city hall, your "house" now covers all of Springfield.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} |
| | {{TB|He's a whiz at rezoning – he calls it Mandermania.}} | | {{TB|He's a whiz at rezoning – he calls it Mandermania.}} |
Revision as of 17:17, June 9, 2024
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The Cost of Living is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 47 content update. It unlocks Freddy Quimby and the Quimby Compound.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
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I've got money. I've got influence. I've got much younger women. I am the er-uh epitome of success!
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And yet no one respects me. It's as if wearing a sash doesn't carry the cachet it once did.
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It's time to remind the people why I got into politics – the enormous displays of wealth!
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| Task: "Build the Quimby Compound". It takes 4 hours.
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The Quimby Compound was worth every embezzled penny.
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And I, uh, taught those orphans an important lesson about living without doors.
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I, on the other hand, have hundreds of doors for my five floors, four wings, three kitchens, two spas, and a partridge in a pear tree. Bronzed, of course.
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Hiya, Uncle. I, uh, got kicked out of limbo's country club so I'm back!
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The movers have already moved the maid into my room.
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Then you tell them to move her back!
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She's a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen for me.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
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Now that I've finished selecting my butler, it's time to party like it's going on Viewtube! Where's my box of cats?
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Freddy, as the Mayor of Springfield, I'm expected to uphold a certain level of decorum.
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That's why I do all my dirty dealings in back alleys and sleazy motels.
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Don't worry, Uncle. I've learned the Quimby code of discretion from my father, Clovis.
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He's the master! So discrete we haven't even seen him since he boarded that small plane years ago.
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Well, I'm pretty sure this year isn't an election year, so we deserve to treat ourselves.
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Speaking of which, I, uh, have an important meeting with Miss Springfield.
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Task: "Make Freddy Quimby Drink Irresponsibly". The job takes 8 hours.
If Miss Springfield is owned: Task: "Make Miss Springfield Enjoy an Evening with the Mayor". The job takes place at the Sleep-Eazy Motel and takes 3 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
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Butler, for breakfast, I'll have the hair of the dog that bit me... so I can make it into a coat.
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Plus some booze.
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Your breakfast is on Springfield's dime today. Welcome to the drunk tank, Mister Quimby!
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Joke's on you - my breakfast is on Springfield's dime everyday.
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And since I don't remember anything I did last night and truly horrible acts are said to haunt you forever, I must be innocent.
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I'd like my car and my complimentary gift bag.
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You'll get your complimentary gift bag on your day in court!
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*sigh* That sounded a lot more menacing in my head.
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| Task: "Make Freddy Quimby Await His Day in Court". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Alright Freddy, time to get you to the courthouse for your arraignment.
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Plus a little extra time at Lard Lad's. The Wig's got a craving for D-nuts.
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I keep telling you, Chief -- neither of those nicknames is going to catch on.
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You're making a mistake, Wiggum. Don't you understand that I'm rich?
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Son, I've been making mistakes since the day I was born.
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I came out feet first.
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And sure, the justice system is just a dog and pony show if you're rich.
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Or cleaning up after a dog and pony show if you're poor.
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But we've got to go anyway.
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| Task: "Make Freddy Quimby Make a Court Appearance". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 12 hours.
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Frederick Quimby, you have been charged with a cornucopia of crimes, including defiling a cornucopia.
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Which, according to the Pilgrims who wrote our town charter, is punishable by death. How do you plead?
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Your Honor, you could hear how he pleads, or you could wrap this up and enjoy a complimentary lobster lunch buffet.
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As a man of the law, you must agree that letting all this lobster go to waste is itself a crime.
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Fine, my client pleads not guilty.
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Pt. 5
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They found me, ah, guilty on all charges. The court is going to throw the, ah, book at me!
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Trust the, ah, system, Freddy.
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But the justice system fails all the time! Why should I trust it?
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Not the justice system. The system of, ah, Ivy League graduates and family connections!
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To the Rolodex!
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| Task: "Make Quimby Call In Favors". The job takes place at the Quimby Compound, requires Freddy Quimby, and takes 12 hours.
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Pt. 6
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Freddy, it's time to hear the sentence.
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Now remember, good or bad, we still walk out of that courtroom with our heads held high and my retainer fully paid.
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| Task: "Make Judge Snyder Deliver a Sentence". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 12 hours.
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Your honor, before you read the sentence I'd like to say a few words.
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It probably would have been smarter to have said those words before the trial was over, but I have no one to go home to, so alright.
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I did not inhale, have relations with that woman, or falsify reports regarding WMDs.
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One of those should get me out of this mess, right?
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I have something to say, Your, uh, Honor!
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There's a new municipal by-law, issued this morning, that you, ah, must be aware of.
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It states "charges against any public figure must be reduced if the defendant regrets that he, or the less likely she, is caught."
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"The defendant may also publicly enter any twelve-step program, but does not have to complete it."
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"And may apologize on national television, but doesn't have to mean it."
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
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I can't believe this! They gave me indefinite house arrest!
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Thanks to my buddy Gerry Mandering at city hall, your "house" now covers all of Springfield.
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He's a whiz at rezoning – he calls it Mandermania.
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But what if I want French Caviar? Or Chinese Silk? Or Turkish Delight?
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All of those women make house calls and you know it.
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And if you follow the rules, you might get time off for good behavior.
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Rules? You mean like take off my shoes while inside? Like an animal?
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You might as well lock me up. Like an animal!
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| Task: "Make Freddie Quimby Enjoy a Privileged Life". The job takes place at the Quimby Compound and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 5,000 and 500
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