Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out All American Auction content update/Gameplay and Prize Gameplay"

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After the user logs in on November 20th:
	Welcome to the Turkey Pardoning.
	Kill the turkeys! Kill the turkeys!
	Carve them from wattle to tail!
	Er-uh, I can't decide which one to pardon. They all look so equally non-cute.
	So, I'm pardoning every turkey in Springfield! Thanksgiving is hereby cancelled!
	You can't do that! The only other holiday in November is Black Friday!
	Then I hereby declare every day in November: "Black Friday".
	Yay! Quimby! Quimby! Quimby!
	Hmm, every day Black Friday... I can buy up all the discount stuff in town and sell it at a huge markup!
Task: Make Quimby Flip the Holiday Script (6s, Town Hall) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing All American Auction Intro:
	Come to Moe's tent at the Swap Meet! I have every shoe from Foot Warehouse, all the fries from Krusty Burger, and last year's model of everything from the Mapple Store.
	I'll take six orders of fries, and some of those Bluetooth headphones that Marge says forever alter your brain.
	Homer, you shouldn't be buying this stuff at my crazy marked-up prices. I'm mainly selling to out-of-towners.
	Suckers. Hey, are my forty-two dollars' worth of fries ready?
	Every day is Black Friday in Springfield now. The law says everything, even beer, has to be ninety percent off.
	Going to Moe's! Sorry! Bye!!!
	Wait! I'm not there! I'm... he'll figure it out.
Task: Collect Bid Cards [x200] Task: Make Moe Sell All of His Merchandise (4h, Springfield Swap Meet, Town Hall or Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Task: Collect Bid Cards [x200] Task: Make Springfield Swappers Sell Sell Sell [x3] (4h, Springfield Swap Meet) Characters: Moe, Marge, Comic Book Guy, Alice Glick, Herman Quest reward: 100 and 10
After completing All American Auction Pt. 1: Template:Brockman Icon		After a week of highly discounted sales, a surplus in purchased goods has brought about the triumphant return of the Springfield Swap Meet.
	While the rest of town looted Sprawl Mart for their "electronics", I bought two thousand of those How-To-Sell-Things books.
	It's the Gold Rush and I own all the shovels...
	On the first day of the Black Friday sales, Bart and Milhouse bought all of my comics at the ninety percent off price.
	Now I have to go to their booth and pay a premium for their safe return.
	I've bought and sold everything. You name it. Washers and dryers, insurance policies, teppanyaki griddles, field hockey equipment, Canadian flags... I can keep going.

After completing All American Auction Pt. 2:
	Can you believe people bought all this junk just because it was on sale?
	Marge, I bought another ping-pong table... where should I put it?!
	People have forgotten what Thanksgiving's all about.
	Yeah, and we're all without turkeys. What are we doing about, you know, the dinner?
	All the grocery stores have left are packets of powdered cranberry sauce and turkey bouillon cubes...
	drool Technically still food.
Task: Collect Bid Cards [x200] Task: Make Simpsons Family Have a Thanksgiving Meal [x3] (4h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing All American Auction Pt. 3:
	So you see Homer, even though it makes no sense, everyone's either broke or got nothing left to sell.
	I still have thousands of How-To-Sell-Things books. You want all of them?
	But the month of Friday is not over yet! And that's why I've called you here. To sing away Springfield's economic problems... quartet-style.
	You think having people perform will increase sales?
	It worked for all those large shopping malls in the nineties.
	But did it really? Did it?
Task: Collect Bid Cards [x200] Task: Make Be Sharps Reunite [x4] (4h, Swap Meet Stage) Characters: Homer, Apu, Skinner, Barney Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing All American Auction Pt. 4:
	Stop! Stop! Stop! This is a disaster.
	Did people buy too much stuff?
	No, I didn't realize how much people hate barbershop quartets. People paid me to make you stop!
	Which I can use to go shopping. Happy Black Friday month!
	This is terrible. Thanksgiving is the fourteenth holiest of American Holidays. It's time for the big man upstairs to step in.
Task: Collect Bid Cards [x200] Task: Make Ned Summon an American Legend (4h, Springfield Swap Meet) Quest reward: 200 and 20

After the user logs in on November 20th:
System Message	You have received a free Golden Token! Spend it on the Golden Mystery Box for a huge reward! Or don't! It's a free country!
Quest reward: 1 Task: Spend a Golden Token on a Golden Mystery Box
System Message	More Golden Tokens can be purchased with limited time donut bundles. Purchase donuts to earn unique items, including a donut-generating CostMo!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Golden Token 2019 Pt.1:
System Message	Unused Golden Tokens can be traded in for donuts in the store!
Task: Spend a Golden Token on Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
	Spread your wisdom of the forest. Turn these people away from discount consumerism and teach them how to be thankful for what they have.
	Eh, hard pass.
	What?! I thought you'd want to pull this town up by its lumberjack bootstraps.
	Lumberjack bootstraps are the same as regular bootstraps.
	You're just gonna stand there and watch while consumerism takes its axe and chops us down?
	Man, you're really fixated on the lumberjack thing.
	Just please help us.
	I'm Paul Bunyan, not Saint Paul Bunyan.
Task: Make Paul Bunyan Play Fetch With Big Blue (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Paul Bunyan's exclamation mark:
	You're my boy, Big Blue! Now fetch this two-hundred-year-old redwood!
	Good boy! I'm glad I turned a mountain into you. It made you twice as strong as an ox.
	Now, let's get out of this Springfield dump...
	Ooh, a myPhone Pro for seventy-five dollars? That's a steal!
	This guy's the worst!
Task: Make Paul Bunyan Buy a New Phone (4h, Springfield Swap Meet) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
	Can you please at least talk to the people and convince them that Thanksgiving isn't about buying stuff?
	sigh Fine, but you really are over-indexing on my popularity.
	Hey shoppers, Springfielders, Americans... do you think I should get the new myPhone in Sleek Silver or Astronaut Taupe?
	Also, don't you think you should stop with this Black Friday nonsense and go home to your families on Thanksgiving?
	Black Friday is an American right. Go back to the lumberjack land you came from!
	Screw it. You're on your own with this one, Ned.
Task: Make Paul Bunyan Go Nuts in an Arboretum (4h, Springfield Swap Meet) Quest reward: 200 and 20