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<hr width=50%/>:'''[[Lisa]]''' ''(lamenting her lack of friends)'': "These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like [[wikipedia:Gore_Vidal|Gore Vidal]], and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will." | <hr width=50%/>:'''[[Lisa]]''' ''(lamenting her lack of friends)'': "These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like [[wikipedia:Gore_Vidal|Gore Vidal]], and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will." | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/>:''(Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. Alice from [[wikipedia:Alice's_Adventures_in_Wonderland|Alice in Wonderland]] appears)'' | + | <hr width=50%/>:''(Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. The Mad Hatter and Alice from [[wikipedia:Alice's_Adventures_in_Wonderland|Alice in Wonderland]] appears)'' |
:'''Alice''' (timidly): Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick! | :'''Alice''' (timidly): Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick! | ||
:''(Suddenly, the Mad Hatter grabs Alice, and holds a loaded gun to her temple)'' | :''(Suddenly, the Mad Hatter grabs Alice, and holds a loaded gun to her temple)'' | ||
Revision as of 15:54, September 30, 2010
- (The school bell rings)
- Milhouse: "School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!"
- (Milhouse then runs out of the classroom)
- Krabappel: I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer doesn't start until end of the day, (points to a clock that reads 9:00 A.M.) not at the beginning.
:(Ned Flanders begins work on Homer's sump pump problem)
- Ned: "Hello Mr. Brown-ground, whatcha got for me?"
:Lisa (lamenting her lack of friends): "These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will."
:(Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. The Mad Hatter and Alice from Alice in Wonderland appears)
- Alice (timidly): Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick!
- (Suddenly, the Mad Hatter grabs Alice, and holds a loaded gun to her temple)
- Alice: Run! Run!"
:Lisa: "Like y'know, whatever."
:Lisa: "You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now."
:Milhouse: "Hey Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids...and she looks like Blossom!"
:(While playing the 'Mystery Date' game in the Flanders' beach house, Homer notices the similarity of the 'dud' character to Milhouse)
- Homer: "Hey! He looks just like you, poindexter!"
:Valu-Mart Clerk: "The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it."
:(Marge is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store)
- Marge: "Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you buy any meat?"
- Homer (patting the M-320): "He he he, This baby's sure to kill somethin'!"
:(Homer discovers his car covered in starfish and seashells)
- Homer: "Sweet Merciful crap, my car!"
