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:''(The school bell rings)''
 
:''(The school bell rings)''
 
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' "School's out! Up yours, [[Edna Krabappel|Krabappel]]!"
 
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' "School's out! Up yours, [[Edna Krabappel|Krabappel]]!"
:(Milhouse then runs out of the classroom)
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:''(Milhouse then runs out of the classroom)''
:'''Krabappel''': I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer doesn't start until end of the day, (''points to a clock that reads 9:00 A.M.) ''not at the beginning.
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:'''Krabappel''': I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer doesn't start until end of the day, (''points to a clock that reads 9:00 A.M.) ''not at the beginning.
  
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<hr width=50%/>:''([[Ned Flanders]] begins work on Homer's sump pump problem)''
:''([[Ned Flanders]] begins work on Homer's sump pump problem)''
 
 
:'''Ned''': "Hello Mr. Brown-ground, whatcha got for me?"
 
:'''Ned''': "Hello Mr. Brown-ground, whatcha got for me?"
  
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<hr width=50%/>:'''[[Lisa]]''' ''(lamenting her lack of friends)'': "These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like [[wikipedia:Gore_Vidal|Gore Vidal]], and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will."
:'''[[Lisa]]''' ''(lamenting her lack of friends)'': "These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like [[wikipedia:Gore_Vidal|Gore Vidal]], and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will."
 
  
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<hr width=50%/>:''(Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. Alice from [[wikipedia:Alice's_Adventures_in_Wonderland|Alice in Wonderland]] appears)''
:''(Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. Alice from [[wikipedia:Alice's_Adventures_in_Wonderland|Alice in Wonderland]] appears)''
 
 
:'''Alice''' (timidly): Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick!
 
:'''Alice''' (timidly): Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick!
 
:''(Suddenly, the Mad Hatter grabs Alice, and holds a loaded gun to her temple)''
 
:''(Suddenly, the Mad Hatter grabs Alice, and holds a loaded gun to her temple)''
 
:'''Alice''': Run! Run!"
 
:'''Alice''': Run! Run!"
  
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<hr width=50%/>:'''Lisa''': "Like y'know, whatever."
:'''Lisa''': "Like y'know, whatever."
 
  
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<hr width=50%/>:'''Lisa''': "You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now."
:'''Lisa''': "You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now."
 
  
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<hr width=50%/>:'''Milhouse''': "Hey Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids...and she looks like [[wikipedia:Blossom_(TV_series)|Blossom]]!"
:'''Milhouse''': "Hey Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids...and she looks like [[wikipedia:Blossom_(TV_series)|Blossom]]!"
 
  
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<hr width=50%/>:''(While playing the 'Mystery Date' game in the Flanders' beach house, Homer notices the similarity of the 'dud' character to Milhouse)''
:''(While playing the 'Mystery Date' game in the Flanders' beach house, Homer notices the similarity of the 'dud' character to Milhouse)''
 
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': "Hey! He looks just like you, poindexter!"
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': "Hey! He looks just like you, poindexter!"
  
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<hr width=50%/>:'''Valu-Mart Clerk''': "The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it."
:'''Valu-Mart Clerk''': "The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it."
 
  
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<hr width=50%/>:''([[Marge Simpson|Marge]] is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store)''
:''([[Marge Simpson|Marge]] is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store)''
 
 
:'''Marge''': "Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you but any meat?"
 
:'''Marge''': "Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you but any meat?"
 
:'''Homer''' ''(patting the M-320)'': "He he he, This baby's sure to kill somethin'!"
 
:'''Homer''' ''(patting the M-320)'': "He he he, This baby's sure to kill somethin'!"
  
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<hr width=50%/>:''(Homer discovers his car covered in starfish and seashells)''
:''(Homer discovers his car covered in starfish and seashells)''
 
 
:'''Homer''': "Sweet Merciful crap, my car!"
 
:'''Homer''': "Sweet Merciful crap, my car!"
  
 
{{Season 7 Q}}
 
{{Season 7 Q}}
 
[[Category:Quotes]]
 
[[Category:Quotes]]

Revision as of 13:17, September 15, 2010



(The school bell rings)
Milhouse: "School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!"
(Milhouse then runs out of the classroom)
Krabappel: I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer doesn't start until end of the day, (points to a clock that reads 9:00 A.M.) not at the beginning.

:(Ned Flanders begins work on Homer's sump pump problem)
Ned: "Hello Mr. Brown-ground, whatcha got for me?"

:Lisa (lamenting her lack of friends): "These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will."
:(Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. Alice from Alice in Wonderland appears)
Alice (timidly): Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick!
(Suddenly, the Mad Hatter grabs Alice, and holds a loaded gun to her temple)
Alice: Run! Run!"

:Lisa: "Like y'know, whatever."
:Lisa: "You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now."
:Milhouse: "Hey Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids...and she looks like Blossom!"
:(While playing the 'Mystery Date' game in the Flanders' beach house, Homer notices the similarity of the 'dud' character to Milhouse)
Homer: "Hey! He looks just like you, poindexter!"

:Valu-Mart Clerk: "The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it."
:(Marge is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store)
Marge: "Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you but any meat?"
Homer (patting the M-320): "He he he, This baby's sure to kill somethin'!"

:(Homer discovers his car covered in starfish and seashells)
Homer: "Sweet Merciful crap, my car!"

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