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Mr. Mean Guy

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 1

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark: All right, who's up for a game of poker? We're watching Matlock. Matlock?! I'm super old and even I don't remember what that is. Can't we switch it to something more exciting? There's a boxing match on. I'll box your ears if you don't pipe down. Bring it! Task: Make Morty Get in a Fight (1h) That's it Mr. Szyslak, you've got to go! That's the third time this week you've given an adult diaper wedgie. I was just helping him adjust his pants! I don't want to hear it. Get your things and get out! Fine, who needs this dump anyway. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark: Good riddance! Who needs ya! Dad, why do you have your stuff packed up? I pay good money to forget about you in there. They're a bunch of walking corpses! Yeah, walking corpses who don't make trouble. I ain't goin' back there! Well you can't live with me. You're gonna have to learn some manners and find a job and a place to live. Ah, crap in your hat! Task: Make Morty Refine His Social Skills (24h, Mattress King Warehouse) Well, Dad, what have you learned? That it is impolite to ask someone how much he or she makes, or to physically assault them. Great! I think you're ready to go on a job interview! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 3

After completing Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2: So, why do you want to work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire? Well, as an older gentleman, I know what retirees want in a men's leisurewear store. Flowing, shapeless Hawaiian shirts, free cologne samples, and to be left the hell alone. So you're planning on doing nothing? No, I'll be watching golf. I want to show people how relaxed Johnny Bermuda can make them. You're hired! Task: Make Morty Work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire (12h, Mattress King Warehouse) How'd your first day of work go, Dad? Great! Until I got fired. How do you get fired on your first day?! Apparently you're not allowed to drink on the job. They don't even have liquor there! But the cologne has a hell of a kick! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 4

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark: I saw your posting looking for a roommate in the paper and I think I would be a great fit. That wasn't a roommate posting, it was the police blotter. You're wanted for drunk and disorderly conduct. You're coming downtown. Well, at least I'll have a roof over my head for the night. Actually, Jailbird tunneled his way through the roof, so there's a giant hole in it. Task: Reach Level 17 and Place the Police Station Task: Make Morty Spend the Night In Jail (4h, Police Station) Look, I don't think this living arrangement is working out. You never do the dishes, you're always drunk on toilet wine, and you tried to stab me three times. Just give me till the end of the week. You gotta go! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 5

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark: You know I'm desperate if I'm coming to you for help. I haven't been to church in ages. The Lord welcomes all his sheep home, no matter how far they've strayed. Great. I need a place to stay. Can you help me? A place to stay?! How about you get a job like the rest of us instead of asking for handouts? Task: Make Morty Give Up (1h, Mattress King Warehouse) I can't do it anymore. I guess I'll just waste away in this warehouse full of mattresses. Wait, that's it! I'll stay here! All I need is to pile a few of those empty mattress boxes together and I'll have a real nice bed! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Brothers and Box Springs

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1

After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark: I don't know what's happening, I haven't made a mattress sale all month. Granted, the mattresses are marked up so much I only need to sell one a month to stay in business, but still! Maybe you need to hit the pavement and get the word out. Well, I have been working on some new sign-spinning moves. And I do love disrupting people at crosswalks... Task: Make Marv Aggressively Advertise (24h, Mattress King Quest reward: 100 and 10

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 2

After completing Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1: I spent all day out there and didn't get as much as a "Get the hell out of my way, jerk!" I knew I shoulda been spinnin' the sign counterclockwise! Maybe you're losing out to those new online companies that deliver the bed right to your door. How does that work? You just pick out a mattress, put in your address, and they send it directly to you-- No, I mean the Internet. How does it work? You've never been on the Internet?! I played a video slot machine once, does that count? Task: Make Marv Go Online for the First Time Ever (1h, Mattress King) Wow, that was the weirdest ten minutes I ever spent. Uh, you were on the Internet for two days. Fake news! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 3

After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark: It's no use, I can't compete with the Internet. If I was up against a regular store, I'd just douse their mattresses with Hungarian Mattress Gnashers... But how do you attack the Internet? You gotta go old school and break their thumbs. Huh? Hit the thumbs-down button and give 'em bad reviews! Task: Make Marv Give Online Mattress Stores Bad Reviews (12h, Mattress King) I down-voted them with a hundred fake aliases, but it doesn't seem to do much good. What are you talking about, you drove their rating down to 2-out-of-5 stars! Yeah, and it's still a higher rating than my store! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 4

After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark: It's no use, my mattress store is ruin't. Once Dad finds out I squandered the family business, he's gonna cut me out of his will. Or worse, he's gonna cut me out of our old mattress commercials. Hey, why don't we shoot one last commercial together! What's the point? What do we got to lose, besides a bunch of money and our dignity? Task: Make Marv Record a Commercial with Moe (4h, Mattress King, Moe) Whoa, Moe! Are you okay? You fell pretty hard off those mattresses. I'm fine, I'm wearin' leather. My commercial is ruined! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 5

After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark: Hey, what are all these people doing in my store? They're here to buy mattresses, dummy. Our commercial was so terrible that it went viral! You mean these people all think I'm a joke?! I'll show them! Whoa, whoa, whoa, put your shoe back on. You can loafer smack 'em *after* they buy a queen set for only one hundred and forty-nine dollars. Wow, I just sold five memory foams. I'm gonna remember this day forever! Task: Make Marv Sell Mattresses (4h, Mattress King) I sold more mattresses today than the Water Damage Super Sale after that hurricane. Uh, yeah, me too. You bought one of those online mattresses, didn't you?! I couldn't resist! It was too convenient! Free in-home delivery! I'm gonna shoe-smack you so hard! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Bob's Buddhas

Bob's Buddhas Pt. 1

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: I want to speak to the manager, this food is horrible! Template:Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Silhouette Icon You rang? Ahh! Sideshow Bob! You're the owner of Bob's Big Buddha?! That's right. And I suppose you're going to accuse me of trying to poison you? No, we're going to accuse you of cultural appropriation! What?! Trying to kill me is one thing, but attempting to pass this bland food off as authentic Chinese? Not cool, man! But... but... I'm using Chinese recipes! If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob Change the Menu (4h, Bob's Big Buddha) Task: Make Lisa Shame for Cultural Appropriation (4h, Bob's Big Buddha) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bob's Buddhas Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Gross, the food is worse than before! But I didn't use any Chinese ingredients at all! Now you're not honoring the culture you're trying to appropriate! If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob do Some Soul Searching (4h, Bob's Big Buddha) Task: Make Bart Complain About Gross Food (4h, Bob's Big Buddha) Well, I'm selling the restaurant. Turns out being a restaurateur is harder than being a murderer. I'm giving you bad reviews on both Yelp and Help, the attempted murder reviewing site! Quest reward: 200 and 20

In the Zone

In the Zone Pt. 1

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: This Escape Zone is freaking me out! I'm already lost! We're still in the parking lot, you baby! Task: Make Bart Sneak Into The Escape Zone (4h, The Escape Zone) Task: Make Milhouse Sneak Into The Escape Zone (4h, The Escape Zone) Quest reward: 100 and 10

In the Zone Pt. 2

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: I guess these escape rooms are actually kinda fun. You should sign up for their membership program. That sounds like a great idea. Thanks! Heh heh, now he'll never escape from their membership fees! Task: Make Bart Abandon Milhouse (4h, The Escape Zone) Task: Make Milhouse Sign Up for Ironclad Membership (4h, The Escape Zone Quest reward: 200 and 20

Monster Minions

After unlocking Shuffles, Cloakie and Wearywolf: Looks like we're the left-over scraps. Anyone want to run and grab a bite? No more running. Yeah, kid. We don't have your unending energy and vigor anymore. That's okay. I saw a bloodmobile around the corner. I'll just grab a "to go" bag from there. Task: Tap Cloakie Task: Tap Wearywolf Task: Tap Shuffles Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2018

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 1

After the user logs in on November 20th and completing Bird-Brained Schemes: Task: Purchase 12 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 2

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 1: Task: Purchase 60 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 3

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 2: Task: Purchase 132 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 4

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 3: Task: Purchase 300 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 5

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 4: Task: Purchase 600 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 6

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 5: Task: Purchase 900 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ninth Wonder of No One

Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: I can't believe I made this happen. Wow, Dad! You built a poignant sculpture about the evils of commercialism? I put a giant magnet in the supermarket parking lot and caused this mess. No wait, yours is better. I did this art thing on purpose. Yeah. Task: Make Lisa Admire Art Piece (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up) Task: Make Homer Pretend He Intended to Make Art (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 2

After completing Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 1: So you mean this mangled mess actually means something? Yes! You've decontextualized the symbol of rampant capitalism! Woo-hoo! I made art -- I'm gonna be rich! Task: Make Homer Capitalize on Anti-Capitalist Art (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up) Task: Make Lisa Lose Faith in Art (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up) Quest reward: 200 and 20

A Baffling Ordeal

A Baffling Ordeal Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: I came in here looking for a pack of gum and I ended up with six shopping carts full of junk! I'm guilty of gluttony, coveting, and taking too many free samples from the Swedish meatball lady! I need to get my head on straight. Excuse me, underpaid employee-orino, could you point me in the direction of the Bible aisle? Sure, it's between the hubcap-sized communion wafers and the Shrine-Sol Pulpit Polish. Task: Make Ned Shop for a New Bible (4h, Monstromart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Baffling Ordeal Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: Sweet David vs. Goliath, these Bibles are bigger than me! I guess the Lord is testing my faith and my core strength. *screams* Oh, my back! And my front! *chuckles* Sounds like you might've given yourself a hernia. Might want to pick up a few of hernia Bible belts. Task: Make Ned Pray Away His Hernia (4h, Monstromart) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Put the D'oh! in Donut

Put the D'oh! in Donut Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: I've changed my shirt six times today from drooling on it, instead of the usual five from sweating on it. What gives? The Lard Lad Factory has been working overtime to make Russian Nesting Donuts. It's seven donuts in one! Sounds like once again, Russian Snackers are tampering with our confections. And I like it! Task: Make Homer Search for the Special Donut (8h, Lard Lad Donut Factory) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Put the D'oh! in Donut Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Smart thinking putting on the bib, Homer. Where'd ya get it? From the bib dispenser in the men's room. Those are the toilet seat covers. Hey, if it's good enough for my ass, it's good enough for my shirt! Two dozen Russian Nesting donuts, please. Sorry, sir, we're sold out. Nooo!!! Task: Make Homer Lick Glaze Off Lenny's Fingers (4h, Lard Lad Donut Factory) Quest reward: 200 and 20