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| − | {{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} I may be able to help! My name is Lindsey | + | {{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} I may be able to help! My name is Lindsey Naegle and, you see, I'm a TV producer. What if Mr. Simpson was appear on a new reality TV series I'm producing? |
{{qf|[[Roy Snyder]]}} Hmmm... yes, in this state time on reality TV does count as community service. The defendant is sentenced to appear on television! And may god have mercy on your soul! | {{qf|[[Roy Snyder]]}} Hmmm... yes, in this state time on reality TV does count as community service. The defendant is sentenced to appear on television! And may god have mercy on your soul! | ||
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Latest revision as of 17:16, August 14, 2023
- Lindsey Naegle: I may be able to help! My name is Lindsey Naegle and, you see, I'm a TV producer. What if Mr. Simpson was appear on a new reality TV series I'm producing?
- Roy Snyder: Hmmm... yes, in this state time on reality TV does count as community service. The defendant is sentenced to appear on television! And may god have mercy on your soul!
- Marge: You're not going to Moe's tonight, Homer?
- Homer: Nope. For some reason I feel like spending time with my family.
- Bart: Huh? Why? What did we doing wrong?
- Homer: Hey, what's the book Flanders left behind?
- Bart: I dunno. We read it in Sunday school. The devil loses in the end.
- Homer: Bart, what did I tell you about leaving spoiler space when we talk?
- Ned Flanders: Hey, you shop-lifters!
- Jimbo Jones: Yeah?
- Ned: Would you mind running things while I go home and sneak in a nap?
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Uh... no that'd be cool.
- Reverend Lovejoy: Ned Flanders! When you didn't show up for the Saturday pre-church warm-up sermon, we knew something was wrong.
- Ned: What? Huh?
- Helen Lovejoy: [GASP] are those beer cans?
- Ned: Yeah, I tried stacking them in one of those cool pyramids, but they were blocking the swimsuit competition on TV!
- Waylon Smithers: Well, if your personality is back to normal, I suppose you can have your job back. Truth be told, the new man we had taking your place just wasn't working out. Wiggum, you're fired!
- Ralph Wiggum: I got lost on a field trip here, and the school left without me. You're Lisa's daddy man.
