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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Venetian who? Listen, buddy, can I put you on hold for a sec? I'm on the other line... Otto, I'm putting the terrorist back on the line! Whatever you do, do not let the bus drop below 50 miles per hour, or it'll explode! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to get bombed this morning! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Daddy, why is the bus going so fast? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Uh... Otto's racing the other buses to see who can get you kids to school the quickest! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} What happens when there's no more road? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Don't worry, Ralphie, that could never happen. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Otto}} Uh, actually, fuzzmeister, the little dude's on to something... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hello? God, is it you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} So we're goin' biblical with the code names now, 'zat it? Okay, I'll play along—this is God calling to tell you that you are late with your tithe payment. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Uh.... I think you might have the wrong numberino there, omnipotent one! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fat Tony}} Unless you'd like a little "disco inferno" at your night club, you'd better pass us the collection plate immediately! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Uh, can I just put you on hold for a sec? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} So, you need mo' of Moe... eh baby? Hahahaha! Get it? Mo' of Moe! Seriously, you wanna get married? 'cause If you ain't afraid of a man with chronic psoriasis and a manageable B.O. condition, then let's take the plunge! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} What's so funny? Oh great, you can hear how ugly I am, can't you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Man, that prank call was too easy! HE made a jerk of himself before I could even say anything! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} I've finally invented a phone that can call alternate universes! Greetings, oh, mighty peer of parallel-attitude [NNG-HEY!] tell me, how is your universe different from mine? What makes it special? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Special? Well, for a limited time we are offering the Kwik-E Combo... a 72-ounce Squishee, A Kwik-E corn dog, and a dirty magazine of your choosing for only $9.99 plus tax! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Kwik-E combo?! You're not from an alternate universe, are you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Sir, you have obviously not been to Calcutta. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} What's the use? MY phone is a flop! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} Are you sayin' ifn'n I buy this here "science phone," I can talk to astronauts and aliens? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Yeah, sure, whatever! IT's twenty bucks, take it or leave it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cletus}} I don't know... how come it ain't in a box or got no storybook that shows you how to use it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Er, ah, there they are! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Because it talks to you and tells you how to use it, all right?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Those are the thugs that stole my cell phone! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Uh-oh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cletus}} Hey, what about my telly-phone? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Run for it! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:10, May 15, 2021
- Chief Wiggum: Venetian who? Listen, buddy, can I put you on hold for a sec? I'm on the other line... Otto, I'm putting the terrorist back on the line! Whatever you do, do not let the bus drop below 50 miles per hour, or it'll explode!
- Otto Mann: This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to get bombed this morning!
- Ralph Wiggum: Daddy, why is the bus going so fast?
- Chief Wiggum: Uh... Otto's racing the other buses to see who can get you kids to school the quickest!
- Ralph: What happens when there's no more road?
- Chief Wiggum: Don't worry, Ralphie, that could never happen.
- Otto: Uh, actually, fuzzmeister, the little dude's on to something...
- Ned Flanders: Hello? God, is it you?
- Fat Tony: So we're goin' biblical with the code names now, 'zat it? Okay, I'll play along—this is God calling to tell you that you are late with your tithe payment.
- Ned: Uh.... I think you might have the wrong numberino there, omnipotent one!
- Fat Tony: Unless you'd like a little "disco inferno" at your night club, you'd better pass us the collection plate immediately!
- Ned: Uh, can I just put you on hold for a sec?
- Moe Szyslak: So, you need mo' of Moe... eh baby? Hahahaha! Get it? Mo' of Moe! Seriously, you wanna get married? 'cause If you ain't afraid of a man with chronic psoriasis and a manageable B.O. condition, then let's take the plunge!
- Bart: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- Moe: What's so funny? Oh great, you can hear how ugly I am, can't you?
- Bart: Man, that prank call was too easy! HE made a jerk of himself before I could even say anything!
- Professor Frink: I've finally invented a phone that can call alternate universes! Greetings, oh, mighty peer of parallel-attitude [NNG-HEY!] tell me, how is your universe different from mine? What makes it special?
- Apu: Special? Well, for a limited time we are offering the Kwik-E Combo... a 72-ounce Squishee, A Kwik-E corn dog, and a dirty magazine of your choosing for only $9.99 plus tax!
- Professor Frink: Kwik-E combo?! You're not from an alternate universe, are you?
- Apu: Sir, you have obviously not been to Calcutta.
- Professor Frink: What's the use? MY phone is a flop!
- Cletus Spuckler: Are you sayin' ifn'n I buy this here "science phone," I can talk to astronauts and aliens?
- Nelson Muntz: Yeah, sure, whatever! IT's twenty bucks, take it or leave it.
- Cletus: I don't know... how come it ain't in a box or got no storybook that shows you how to use it?
- Nelson: Er, ah, there they are!
- Nelson: Because it talks to you and tells you how to use it, all right?!
- Mayor Quimby: Those are the thugs that stole my cell phone!
- Nelson: Uh-oh!
- Cletus: Hey, what about my telly-phone?
- Nelson: Run for it!
