Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Homer the Heretic content update/Gameplay"

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Gameplay[edit]

Homer the Heretic[edit]

Homer the Heretic Intro[edit]

After the user logs in on January 3rd: Ughhh, I ate fish. I think I'm dying. Oh no! Was it that poisonous fugu again? No, tuna. It was probably mercury poisoning. Also I ate a thermometer. Please God: if you save me, I promise to devote the rest of my life to you! We'll just have to wait until tomorrow to know if you're okay. Task: Make Homer Survive 24 Hours (6s, Simpson House) WOO-HOO! I'M ALIVE! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Intro: So... I can believe that we need to eat tuna melts every Friday, but skip the cloven hooves thing? Bacon is delicious! Oooh, what about other religions? I was always jealous of that giant Jewish feast. You mean the Yom Kippur feast? You know that you have to fast for a day before that right? Ooo and all of the religious holidays! And when I am at work, frequent breaks to praise Allah! I've got this all figured out. Homer, what if I told you that if you do good things for others, God will reward you? I'd say, "It better be a darn good reward, 'cause I'm really enjoying all these holidays." Task: Make Apu Teach About Karma (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Homer Learn About Reincarnation (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Collect Karma [x100] Okay, I gave a penny to a homeless guy. I even picked up a piece of trash. Can I have my million dollars now? That's not how Karma works. You need to put in some effort, and you're never exactly sure when the benefit will come. Oh, so it's kind of like drinking. Quest reward: Sunday Morning Homer, 100 and 10 Note: If you get stuck and can't progress or unlock the skin, go to a friend town or Krustyland and it'll be unstuck.

Homer the Heretic Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 1: Dad completely misunderstood my rant again. Mom, make him stop! Stop? I think his idea is lovely. As for me, the most important parts of the Bible are the ones about cleaning! Now go clean your room Lisa. A clean house is a clean soul! And the rest of you! Clean up all these pennies littered around Springfield and throw them in the fountain. You can't have too much good Karma! Mom, it's Karma, not luck! System Message Collect Karma from the Penny Fountain! It will accumulate Karma every 5 minutes for up to 5 hours, so collect from it often! Quest reward: Penny Fountain Task: Make Marge Use Religion as a Cleaning Excuse (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Rest on Saturday (4h, Simpson House) Task: Collect Karma [x260] Quest reward: Greet Animal Friends job, 100 and 10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 2: Ned, you must be on my side about people cherry-picking religious practices? Absolutely. We should cherry-pick the hardest parts of each religion and force ourselves to do it. That's the only way God will know how much we love Him! Task: Make Ned Give Up Worldly Possessions (4h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Make Homer Rest on Sunday (4h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Collect Karma [x460] Quest reward: Perfect Beer Truck If the user has unlocked Rabbi Krustofsky: Homer, I see you're trying out several religions. Might I suggest Judaism? No thanks, not interested. But how can you be sure if you haven't tried it? I've tried Kosher pizza. And that told me everything I need to know. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 3: Dad, I need a ride to band practice! Sorry honey, I can't. I need to light a candle for Guru Singh... And then I need to thank the Magi for bringing gifts to Baby Jesus... Then after that, Jesus is being born in Russia, so I have to convince Marge to make me twelve different dinners. Task: Make Homer Celebrate All the Things (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Miss Band Practice (4h, Simpson House) Task: Collect Karma [x700] Are you sure you can't take me? What about the good karma you'll get for helping someone? Karma shmarma. I've found a new path to salvation: the Prosperity Gospel! Right... You mean the view that God rewards His followers with material wealth. Quest reward: Dance in his Underwear job, 100 and 10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 4: Homer's abrupt swings from religion to religion perfectly illustrate the futility in trying to establish religious truth. Well you could always just ask me. Oh, hey God. I would've thought you'd be more excited to meet the all-powerful Creator in person. I AM excited to meet you. But my excitement is offset by my sadness at the death of the causal closure of physics implied by our interaction. Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Measure the Mass of a Non-Physical Entity (4h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Skinner Burn the School's Now-Obsolete Science Books (4h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Collect Karma [x980] So let me guess: you came here because you were offended by Homer's self-interested actions in the name of religion, and you're going to set him straight? Nah, I just needed a new game -- I got sick of Pokémon Go. Quest reward: Hamburger Heaven, 100 and 10

Homer the Heretic Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 5: Homer! I've been looking for you! Ha-ha! Told ya, Homer! God's gonna punish you for your sacrilegious ways. Ahhhhh!!!! I'm burning! I'm on fire!!!! Good job, God. I didn't do anything. His new phone exploded. Task: Make Ned Put Out the Fire On Homer (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Join Class Action Lawsuit (4h, Simpson House) God, if you're so good, how can you allow such a flawed product launch? I have my reasons. And if you thought THAT was bad, wait 'til you see what I have in store for driverless cars! Quest reward: Cut-Glass Cathedral Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cut-Glass Cathedral[edit]

After completing Homer the Heretic Pt. 6: Great news, Ned. The world famous Cut-Glass Cathedral is coming to Springfield! I can't believe California, the very heart of the Bible Belt, would give up such a fine church. The Ministry filed for bankruptcy again, and we bought it for peanuts. Their liturgical beliefs are slightly different than ours, so God's fine with us stiffing them. With a little sizzle on our sermon steak, these people will come crawling back to traditional religion! Task: Build the Cut-Glass Cathedral Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Do a Moving Sermon (4h, Cut-Glass Cathedral) Task: Make Ned Attend the Sermon (4h, Cut-Glass Cathedral) Task: Make Homer Check Out the Cathedral (4h, Cut-Glass Cathedral) How're our numbers, Reverend? Is the congregation back in the black? Good Lord, the heating bill for that one sermon was over 1000 dollars! Small price to pay to spread God's word, right? I'm trying to run a business here, Ned! Well, at least people are admiring the beautiful architecture. The what? Oh no, I was just picturing myself sliding up the glass roof of this place naked. Somehow it feels like déjà vu. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Premium gameplay[edit]

Feel the Powah[edit]

Feel the Powah Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark: I'm baaaaaaack! That reference is so old I actually have no idea where it comes from. Sorry, Brother Faith, but I don't think it'll be so easy this time to trick Springfielders with your "miracles". They're a lot more skeptical these days. Skeptical? Why's that? Heyyyyy, everybody! I've got a ONCE IN A LIFETIME deal for you today!!! This amazing premium pencil will CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!! I swear! But it's only available for a limited time at the AMAZING BARGAIN PRICE of 20,000 donuts!!!! Yikes. If I wanna convince the locals, looks like I better pull out the big guns! Task: Make Brother Faith Ride on a Cloud (24h) Task: Make Springfielders Reject Gil's "Special Offers" [x5] (4h, First Church of Springfield) Cool, that dude's riding on a cloud! Whoa! How does he do that? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Feel the Powah Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark: Bart, I get that as a post-Millennial, you're even more skeptical than Descartes' Second Meditation. But I've figured out the perfect way to bring the message of the Lord to the younger generation! Unfunny MyTube videos giving make-up tips? Even better: Holy Karaoke! Sorry, but karaoke was already played out when Corden stole it from Fallon. Or when Fallon stole it from Corden. Or when they both stole it from whomever stole it before them. Fine, regular karaoke might be a little uncool... but not SNAPTALK HASTYGRAMMED KARAOKE POSTED ON MYTUBE! Task: Make Brother Faith Post His Snaptalk Hastygrammed Karaoke (4h, Brother Faith Van) So Bart, do you feel the power now? Yep: the power of modern technology to make below-amateur-quality "entertainment" available to millions worldwide. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Feel the Powah Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark: You were right, it's a tough crowd here. Told you. But I've come up with a miracle that's guaranteed to convince everyone. Really? What? Well... not really a miracle. A visual spectacle the likes of which idiots... er, upstanding citizens cannot resist. Task: Make Brother Faith Preach with Song and Dance (8h) Note: If the task doesn't appear, complete Homer the Heretic Pt. 3 first. So now that you've seen a real miracle, are you gonna come to my miracle show at the new First Church of Springfield? Oh what? Sorry, some clown bored me to death with a lame song about faith. You've lost your touch, Faith Man. There's no way even the biggest sucker in this town is being fooled by you again. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Feel the Powah Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark: Can I get an AMEN? Can I get another whiskey on the rocks? My friend, that won't heal you. You're right. Can I get TWO whiskeys on the rocks? Amen to that! Task: Make Springfielders Get Healed at Moe's [x5] (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Feel the Powah Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Brother Faith's exclamation mark: Mom, Brother Faith is at the door. He wants to know if we'd like a "free healing session." Tell him we're not interested. We'll leave our health in the hands of science, thank you very much. Now take your daily dose of St. John's Wort! Task: Make Marge Give "Health" Supplements with No Proven Effectiveness (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Flush Supplements Down the Toilet (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rabbi Krustofsky Intro[edit]

After the user logs in on January 9th: Hey God, little favor to ask you: can I go down and help get my son Krusty back on the path to righteousness? Not up to me. It's up to Sky Finger. THAT'S not up to you? Then what do you do, exactly? Help professional sports teams win games so they can thank me in the post-game interviews! System Message Rabbi Krustofsky and his synagogue are now available in the store!

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello[edit]

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark: Hello, Krusty. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! No need to worry -- it's me, your father, visiting from Heaven. Phew. I thought it was me from the future and I'd become a rabbi. Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Attempt a Ghostly Hug and Pass Right Through (4h, Temple Beth Springfield, Krusty) So, do you want to know what death feels like? I know what it's like to die -- I performed in blackface once at the Apollo. Quest reward: 100 and 10

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark: So what do you usually order at this restaurant? The roasted pork, pork and beans, and the pork soup. All served in a plate made from a melted-down menorah. Oy vey. Don't they have anything kosher here? Pardon, we do not. But we do have something that tastes like kosher! One large bowl of dirt, rapidement! Task: Make Hyman Grudgingly Admit that Kosher Food Tastes like Dirt (4h, Temple Beth Springfield) Quest reward: 100 and 10

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark: Thank God it's Friday! I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath? Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger... And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing. Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Go to Shabbat Services (4h, Temple Beth Springfield) Task: Make Krusty Get Bottle Service (4h, Temple Beth Springfield) Quest reward: 100 and 10

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark: There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me? Uh...sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts. How wonderful! Let me see which ones. Playboy from December 1984? Yep, a true classic: the Suzanne Somers issue! Task: Make Krusty Hold the Centerfold Like a Torah (4h, Temple Beth Springfield) Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Actually Read a Torah (4h, Temple Beth Springfield) Quest reward: 100 and 10

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Rabbi Krustofsky's exclamation mark: SURPRISE!!!!!! A surprise party? But it's not my birthday. This isn't a birthday party. It's your $150,000 Bar Mitzvah! But I already had a Bar Mitzvah. Doesn't matter. Like all Bar Mitzvahs, this is just an excuse for parents to impress their influential friends. A cotton candy machine AND a make your own sundae bar? You da man, Krustofsky! Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Say the Blessing Over the Chocolate Fountain (4h, Temple Beth Springfield) Quest reward: Chess Table, 100 and 10

Play Chess[edit]

After completing You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 5: Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Play Chess (24h, Chess Table) Quest reward: 100 and 10