Difference between revisions of "Kill Burns"

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Kill Burns is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Moe's Ark content update. It requires Butterfly Maggie to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark That Mr. Burns is a real piece of work! Homie, don't talk ill about your boss in front of Maggie. I'm sorry Maggie, but even babies should know Mr. Burns is a jerk. He needs to be taught a lesson. Mr. Burns will get what's coming to him, but not from any of us. Right Maggie? *suck* *suck* Task: "Make Butterfly Maggie Energize and Fly". The job takes 12 hours. Who's there? *suck* Maggie Simpson! How'd you get in here? *suck* And since when can you do that? Easy now. Just put the sword down. *suck* *suck* No! I won't betray Mr. Burns. He'll be long gone by the time you find him. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark It's bad enough we work for that jerk. Now he owns the beer we drink. Burns won't stop until he owns everything and everyone. Youse guys don't know what you're talkin' about, alright. Burns ain't so bad once he's paying you. *suck* *suck* Hey! No babies allowed after 1 PM. That's when the drunks show up. *suck* Task: "Make Butterfly Maggie Trash Moe's Bar". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern". What have you done to my precious, dirty, leaky bar? *suck* *suck* Alright, I'll spill. Burns was here, he said he was gonna see Krusty next. Now lemme sweep up my booze and get it back into bottles. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark What do you mean we're out of meat patties? Just use the mystery junk Burns dropped off. *suck* It's you! Look, Burns and I help each other out. I scratch his back, he gets Smithers to scratch mine. *suck* *suck* Okay, calm down. Don't pop your pacifier. I do remember Burns saying something about going to the Kwik-E-Mart. Task: "Make Butterfly Maggie Investigate the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Baby Maggie! You cannot be near my toxic hot dogs and suspect burritos unsupervised. *suck* I am sorry, but I do not understand your adorable baby noises. *suck* *suck* However, if you were asking for the whereabouts of Mr. Burns, he is at the Power Plant. You just missed him. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark What was that? Is someone there? Ah, it's you. Smithers warned me of your crusade. *intense suck* *enraged suck* Your diaper gives you great confidence. But I have more. Do your worst, baby. Task: "Make Butterfly Maggie Get Revenge on Burns". The job takes place at the Cooling Towers and takes 4 hours. Please, take mercy on this withered old man. *remorseful suck* Ha, while you fell for my mercy ploy, it allowed me time to fall into my trap door. *suck* *suck* See you around, you layette loser! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Mr. Burns! What are you doing in my house!? Simpson, help me stop your murderous infant or you're fired. Maggie? She's just a harmless baby. *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* Where did you learn to swear like a safety inspector? Oh, wait. She's going to kill me, Simpson! Stop her! Task: "Make Butterfly Maggie Reach Max "I Have The Power!" Status". The job takes 8 hours. Maggie, people say mean things about their bosses all the time. That doesn't mean we want to kill them. It just means that we wish they were dead. *suck* *cries* *suck* But I am proud you tried to take revenge on Mr. Burns in my honor. That's my girl. *suck suck* *suck* *suck suck* If you no longer try to kill me, I shall forget this misunderstanding, and be marginally nicer to your father. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the Quentin Tarantino films [[Wikipedia:Kill Bill: Volume 1 ({{{2}}})|Kill Bill: Volume 1]] and [[Wikipedia:Kill Bill: Volume 2 ({{{2}}})|Kill Bill: Volume 2]].