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Astro-Not is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Deep Space Homer content update. It requires Astronaut Barney to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Astronaut Barney's exclamation mark Thanks to my astronaut training, I'm sober again! I've got control over my life for once – what do you want to do? We were going to go to the bar, but we could spice it up a bit. Maybe a beer garden or a brewery tour... Think bigger! The world is your oyster! Oysters, eh? That gives me an idea – let's go to the bar! Grrrr! I'll stop in, but I'll be having a soft drink! A soda? Hold on, I think I've got one in the back. I was using it as an ashtray. Task: "Make Astronaut Barney Stop in for a Soda". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Moe Serve Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 10 hours. Task: "Make Barflies Drink at Moe's" (x3). The jobs take place at Moe's Tavern and take 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the "Drink at Moe's" task are:

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Astronaut Barney's exclamation mark Sobriety has given me a new lease on life! I've got a new lease too! Although I think mine's on my car. I became an astronaut – doesn't that inspire any of you to follow your dreams? In my dreams I'm being chased by a giant singing grasshopper with my father's face – why would I want to follow that? Don't you want more from life than just sitting in this bar? What if aliens were looking down on us right now? Aren't you embarrassed by being drunk? Aliens love drunk people! They're the only ones they ever abduct. Task: "Make Astronaut Barney Lecture the Barflies about Sober Life". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Barflies Drink at Moe's" (x3). The jobs take place at Moe's Tavern and take 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the "Drink at Moe's" task are:

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark By not spending all my money on beer, I can afford to go back to school. After all, I'm only two credits shy of my PhD. Then I could get a job asking people if they know of any jobs for PhDs. Why give your money to those fancy college types? What about your good friend Moe? What is he going to do without his best customer? You guys aren't being very supportive. After I was so supportive of your watercolors, Moe. And your decorative gourd collection, Carl. Since I can't drink my feelings anymore, I guess I'll have to eat them. Task: "Make Astronaut Barney Eat Astronaut Ice Cream". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours. Maybe we should be more supportive of Barney. Tell him he's doing grood. Is it grood? Goop? I don't know; I've never heard it said to me. All my memories with Barney are... not there, because we were drunk. I don't think I can start making sober ones. Let's give it a try. We owe it to Barney after leaving him for dead on so many occasions. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Astronaut Barney's exclamation mark Tra-la-la! Lalalala! Lalala! Barney, are you drunk? What happened? Just been eatin' *hic* ice cream all day! What is this... rum raisin?!? Oh no! It's okay. I don't think there's any alcohol in raisins. Drinks on *hic* me!!! Task: "Make Astronaut Barney Blast Off". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20